<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><?xml-stylesheet href="https://feeds.captivate.fm/style.xsl" type="text/xsl"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0" xmlns:googleplay="http://www.google.com/schemas/play-podcasts/1.0" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:podcast="https://podcastindex.org/namespace/1.0"><channel><atom:link href="https://feeds.captivate.fm/unlikelyshow/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><title><![CDATA[The Unlikely Show]]></title><podcast:guid>40c2a491-0a6f-52d2-9b58-966c6bdc8ca3</podcast:guid><lastBuildDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2025 19:04:03 +0000</lastBuildDate><generator>Captivate.fm</generator><language><![CDATA[en]]></language><copyright><![CDATA[Copyright 2025 Markley Bros. Entertainment]]></copyright><managingEditor>Markley Bros. Entertainment</managingEditor><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A dark, surreal sci-fi comedy podcast featuring the unlikely adventures of a forlorn man, his laptop (which is infested by a self-absorbed artificial intelligence), a cartoon alien fuzzball, and a mysterious woman with inexplicable telepathic abilities.

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But does <strong>your</strong> family include an egotistical laptop and an unreasonably happy fluff ball? This one does, and (predictably) <em>chaos ensues.</em></p><p>Join us on November 2nd for the launch of <em>The Unlikely Show</em>! We will be presenting <strong>all eight episodes</strong> of Season 1: <em>An Improbable Family</em> and you won't want to miss it!</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you exist, you know families are <strong>weird</strong>. But does <strong>your</strong> family include an egotistical laptop and an unreasonably happy fluff ball? This one does, and (predictably) <em>chaos ensues.</em></p><p>Join us on November 2nd for the launch of <em>The Unlikely Show</em>! We will be presenting <strong>all eight episodes</strong> of Season 1: <em>An Improbable Family</em> and you won't want to miss it!</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://unlikely.show/season-1-improbable-family/pre-launch-trailer-season-1]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">f49a0eb8-bd5e-40bf-ab48-98936c3e2d68</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/9cb54e1f-5b47-4c5a-bf7a-0544628d21a0/UnlikelyShowCover-v3-3000.jpg"/><pubDate>Sat, 05 Oct 2024 08:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/2fa838ec-cd9d-4f02-b784-49084279234a/202410-Season1Trailer-Podcast.mp3" length="2227226" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:48</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>trailer</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>S1E1: How it All Started</title><itunes:title>How it All Started</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p><strong>Introducing</strong> <em>The Unlikely Show! </em>A dark, surreal sci-fi comedy featuring the unlikely adventures of a forlorn man, his laptop (which is infested by a self-absorbed artificial intelligence), a cartoon alien fuzzball, and a mysterious woman with inexplicable telepathic abilities.</p><p>In this first episode we're introduced to our main characters and learn how they met. What secrets inside the group might threaten to drive them apart? Who kidnapped Malex and Linus? And <em>why?!</em></p><p><strong>:::IMPORTANT LINKS:::</strong> </p><ul><li>Buy our merch! <a href="https://click.mbe.tv/smtpcrss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">unlikely.show/merch</a></li><li>Join our Patreon! <a href="https://click.mbe.tv/pmbpcrss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">unlikely.show/join</a></li><li>Join our community! <a href="https://click.mbe.tv/uscpcrss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">unlikely.show/community</a></li><li>Official episode page! https://click.mbe.tv/uss1e1pcrss </li></ul><br/><p><strong>:::PATRON CREDITS:::</strong></p><ul><li><strong>Gold Patrons:</strong> LadyShadowMage • FlyingDutchman67</li><li><strong>Silver Patrons:</strong> Tyler | CaffeinatedLinux • Ryan &amp; Nicole</li><li><strong>Copper Patrons:</strong> Michaela &amp; Brad • Quentin • Alpha</li></ul><br/><p>Want to get your name in the next episode? <a href="https://patreon.com/markleybros" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Join us on Patreon</a> today!</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Introducing</strong> <em>The Unlikely Show! </em>A dark, surreal sci-fi comedy featuring the unlikely adventures of a forlorn man, his laptop (which is infested by a self-absorbed artificial intelligence), a cartoon alien fuzzball, and a mysterious woman with inexplicable telepathic abilities.</p><p>In this first episode we're introduced to our main characters and learn how they met. What secrets inside the group might threaten to drive them apart? Who kidnapped Malex and Linus? And <em>why?!</em></p><p><strong>:::IMPORTANT LINKS:::</strong> </p><ul><li>Buy our merch! <a href="https://click.mbe.tv/smtpcrss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">unlikely.show/merch</a></li><li>Join our Patreon! <a href="https://click.mbe.tv/pmbpcrss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">unlikely.show/join</a></li><li>Join our community! <a href="https://click.mbe.tv/uscpcrss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">unlikely.show/community</a></li><li>Official episode page! https://click.mbe.tv/uss1e1pcrss </li></ul><br/><p><strong>:::PATRON CREDITS:::</strong></p><ul><li><strong>Gold Patrons:</strong> LadyShadowMage • FlyingDutchman67</li><li><strong>Silver Patrons:</strong> Tyler | CaffeinatedLinux • Ryan &amp; Nicole</li><li><strong>Copper Patrons:</strong> Michaela &amp; Brad • Quentin • Alpha</li></ul><br/><p>Want to get your name in the next episode? <a href="https://patreon.com/markleybros" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Join us on Patreon</a> today!</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://click.mbe.tv/uss1e1pcrss]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">b1d28f60-81b1-4318-a5bc-75dd26550448</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/ddf4cb28-6378-4258-8cfa-72d9cee4fa42/UnlikelyShowCover-v3-3000.jpg"/><pubDate>Sat, 02 Nov 2024 16:10:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/9110b904-2d85-4fed-b098-7224a8d76855/MMS006-2024Relaunch-Podcast.mp3" length="21285930" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>21:39</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>1</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><podcast:chapters url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/chapter-9110b904-2d85-4fed-b098-7224a8d76855.json" type="application/json+chapters"/></item><item><title>S1E2: Everybody Kernel Panic</title><itunes:title>Everybody Kernel Panic</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Malex tries to vlog his computer repair activities and everything goes wrong. Determined to help his friend, Linus concocts a harebrained scheme.</p><p><strong>:::IMPORTANT LINKS:::</strong> </p><ul><li>Buy our merch! <a href="https://click.mbe.tv/smtpcrss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">unlikely.show/merch</a></li><li>Join our Patreon! <a href="https://click.mbe.tv/pmbpcrss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">unlikely.show/join</a></li><li>Join our community! <a href="https://click.mbe.tv/uscpcrss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">unlikely.show/community</a></li><li>Official episode page! https://click.mbe.tv/uss1e2pcrss </li></ul><br/><p><strong>:::PATRON CREDITS:::</strong></p><ul><li><strong>Gold Patrons:</strong> LadyShadowMage • FlyingDutchman67</li><li><strong>Silver Patrons:</strong> Tyler | CaffeinatedLinux • Ryan &amp; Nicole</li><li><strong>Copper Patrons:</strong> Michaela &amp; Brad • Quentin • Lance &amp; Kim • Alpha</li></ul><br/><p>Want to get your name in the next episode? <a href="https://patreon.com/markleybros" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Join us on Patreon</a> today!</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Malex tries to vlog his computer repair activities and everything goes wrong. Determined to help his friend, Linus concocts a harebrained scheme.</p><p><strong>:::IMPORTANT LINKS:::</strong> </p><ul><li>Buy our merch! <a href="https://click.mbe.tv/smtpcrss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">unlikely.show/merch</a></li><li>Join our Patreon! <a href="https://click.mbe.tv/pmbpcrss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">unlikely.show/join</a></li><li>Join our community! <a href="https://click.mbe.tv/uscpcrss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">unlikely.show/community</a></li><li>Official episode page! https://click.mbe.tv/uss1e2pcrss </li></ul><br/><p><strong>:::PATRON CREDITS:::</strong></p><ul><li><strong>Gold Patrons:</strong> LadyShadowMage • FlyingDutchman67</li><li><strong>Silver Patrons:</strong> Tyler | CaffeinatedLinux • Ryan &amp; Nicole</li><li><strong>Copper Patrons:</strong> Michaela &amp; Brad • Quentin • Lance &amp; Kim • Alpha</li></ul><br/><p>Want to get your name in the next episode? <a href="https://patreon.com/markleybros" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Join us on Patreon</a> today!</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://click.mbe.tv/uss1e2pcrss]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">814db65d-efb5-49a9-b682-48a22ad83986</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/4b2c40c0-16a8-498b-a7bd-ee94358c6693/UnlikelyShowCover-v3-3000.jpg"/><pubDate>Sat, 02 Nov 2024 16:33:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/6269bb48-04bf-4514-ad91-883d8d8a784c.mp3" length="21744848" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>22:39</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>2</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>2</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><podcast:chapters url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/chapter-094a6a76-5762-4e42-bb37-3aa51a971937.json" type="application/json+chapters"/></item><item><title>S1E3: Beware Demon Squirrels Bearing Gifts</title><itunes:title>Beware Demon Squirrels Bearing Gifts</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Behold! A dangerous and ancient creature returns: one of the Riding Squirrels of yore. Everyone knows that when one of the Riding Squirrels visits your home catastrophe cannot be far behind…</p><p><strong>:::IMPORTANT LINKS:::</strong> </p><ul><li>Buy our merch! <a href="https://click.mbe.tv/smtpcrss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">unlikely.show/merch</a></li><li>Join our Patreon! <a href="https://click.mbe.tv/pmbpcrss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">unlikely.show/join</a></li><li>Join our community! <a href="https://click.mbe.tv/uscpcrss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">unlikely.show/community</a></li><li>Official episode page! https://click.mbe.tv/uss1e3pcrss </li></ul><br/><p><strong>:::PATRON CREDITS:::</strong></p><ul><li><strong>Gold Patrons:</strong> LadyShadowMage • FlyingDutchman67</li><li><strong>Silver Patrons:</strong> Tyler | CaffeinatedLinux • Ryan &amp; Nicole</li><li><strong>Copper Patrons:</strong> Michaela &amp; Brad • Quentin • Lance &amp; Kim • Alpha</li></ul><br/><p>Want to get your name in the next episode? <a href="https://patreon.com/markleybros" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Join us on Patreon</a> today!</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Behold! A dangerous and ancient creature returns: one of the Riding Squirrels of yore. Everyone knows that when one of the Riding Squirrels visits your home catastrophe cannot be far behind…</p><p><strong>:::IMPORTANT LINKS:::</strong> </p><ul><li>Buy our merch! <a href="https://click.mbe.tv/smtpcrss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">unlikely.show/merch</a></li><li>Join our Patreon! <a href="https://click.mbe.tv/pmbpcrss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">unlikely.show/join</a></li><li>Join our community! <a href="https://click.mbe.tv/uscpcrss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">unlikely.show/community</a></li><li>Official episode page! https://click.mbe.tv/uss1e3pcrss </li></ul><br/><p><strong>:::PATRON CREDITS:::</strong></p><ul><li><strong>Gold Patrons:</strong> LadyShadowMage • FlyingDutchman67</li><li><strong>Silver Patrons:</strong> Tyler | CaffeinatedLinux • Ryan &amp; Nicole</li><li><strong>Copper Patrons:</strong> Michaela &amp; Brad • Quentin • Lance &amp; Kim • Alpha</li></ul><br/><p>Want to get your name in the next episode? <a href="https://patreon.com/markleybros" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Join us on Patreon</a> today!</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://click.mbe.tv/uss1e3pcrss]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">4e0c61aa-a909-4ba0-b46c-491e8602210a</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/94a577d0-007c-4c6f-a039-91452b53b84b/UnlikelyShowCover-v3-3000.jpg"/><pubDate>Sat, 02 Nov 2024 16:55:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/92ae753c-95fc-4daa-81d4-c84806c3382b.mp3" length="11889479" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>12:23</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>3</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>3</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><podcast:chapters url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/chapter-aac2a148-4130-4bd0-b664-29d0d2e1941e.json" type="application/json+chapters"/></item><item><title>S1E4: The Case of the Missing Dog</title><itunes:title>The Case of the Missing Dog</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Apparently Snufflefungus is really going for this private detective thing. His first case? Mike's dog is missing! Will our heroes be able to find the missing dog? Why is there a giant sinkhole in the middle of Ohioville? Is Mike's dog related <strong>IN ANY WAY</strong> to <em>Canis familiaris? </em>Exactly <strong>NONE</strong> of these questions are answered in today's episode, but that doesn't make it any less hilarious.</p><p><strong>:::IMPORTANT LINKS:::</strong> </p><ul><li>Buy our merch! <a href="https://click.mbe.tv/smtpcrss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">unlikely.show/merch</a></li><li>Join our Patreon! <a href="https://click.mbe.tv/pmbpcrss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">unlikely.show/join</a></li><li>Join our community! <a href="https://click.mbe.tv/uscpcrss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">unlikely.show/community</a></li><li>Official episode page! https://click.mbe.tv/uss1e4pcrss </li></ul><br/><p><strong>:::PATRON CREDITS:::</strong></p><ul><li><strong>Gold Patrons:</strong> LadyShadowMage • FlyingDutchman67</li><li><strong>Silver Patrons:</strong> Tyler | CaffeinatedLinux • Ryan &amp; Nicole</li><li><strong>Copper Patrons:</strong> Michaela &amp; Brad • Quentin • Alpha</li></ul><br/><p>Want to get your name in the next episode? <a href="https://patreon.com/markleybros" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Join us on Patreon</a> today!</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Apparently Snufflefungus is really going for this private detective thing. His first case? Mike's dog is missing! Will our heroes be able to find the missing dog? Why is there a giant sinkhole in the middle of Ohioville? Is Mike's dog related <strong>IN ANY WAY</strong> to <em>Canis familiaris? </em>Exactly <strong>NONE</strong> of these questions are answered in today's episode, but that doesn't make it any less hilarious.</p><p><strong>:::IMPORTANT LINKS:::</strong> </p><ul><li>Buy our merch! <a href="https://click.mbe.tv/smtpcrss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">unlikely.show/merch</a></li><li>Join our Patreon! <a href="https://click.mbe.tv/pmbpcrss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">unlikely.show/join</a></li><li>Join our community! <a href="https://click.mbe.tv/uscpcrss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">unlikely.show/community</a></li><li>Official episode page! https://click.mbe.tv/uss1e4pcrss </li></ul><br/><p><strong>:::PATRON CREDITS:::</strong></p><ul><li><strong>Gold Patrons:</strong> LadyShadowMage • FlyingDutchman67</li><li><strong>Silver Patrons:</strong> Tyler | CaffeinatedLinux • Ryan &amp; Nicole</li><li><strong>Copper Patrons:</strong> Michaela &amp; Brad • Quentin • Alpha</li></ul><br/><p>Want to get your name in the next episode? <a href="https://patreon.com/markleybros" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Join us on Patreon</a> today!</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://click.mbe.tv/uss1e4pcrss]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">2cd3d408-603b-4143-8235-90f39131cf2e</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/bd9bb173-0871-4a4d-a753-a1b825918ebf/UnlikelyShowCover-v3-3000.jpg"/><pubDate>Sat, 02 Nov 2024 17:07:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/9a5b5ccd-1ee4-4664-8ffd-5d1e39d70411.mp3" length="10289491" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>10:43</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>4</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><podcast:chapters url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/chapter-f8bfc4a6-4d7c-4b52-9160-6527f278fcdd.json" type="application/json+chapters"/></item><item><title>S1E5: A Simple Search Goes Quite Wrong</title><itunes:title>A Simple Search Goes Quite Wrong</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode, our heroes find Mike's missing dog! What else do they find? <strong>HORRORS</strong> beyond mortal comprehension, that's what!</p><p><strong>:::IMPORTANT LINKS:::</strong> </p><ul><li>Buy our merch! <a href="https://click.mbe.tv/smtpcrss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">unlikely.show/merch</a></li><li>Join our Patreon! <a href="https://click.mbe.tv/pmbpcrss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">unlikely.show/join</a></li><li>Join our community! <a href="https://click.mbe.tv/uscpcrss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">unlikely.show/community</a></li><li>Official episode page! https://click.mbe.tv/uss1e5pcrss </li></ul><br/><p><strong>:::PATRON CREDITS:::</strong></p><ul><li><strong>Gold Patrons:</strong> LadyShadowMage • FlyingDutchman67</li><li><strong>Silver Patrons:</strong> Tyler | CaffeinatedLinux • Ryan &amp; Nicole</li><li><strong>Copper Patrons:</strong> Michaela &amp; Brad • Quentin • Alpha</li></ul><br/><p>Want to get your name in the next episode? <a href="https://patreon.com/markleybros" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Join us on Patreon</a> today!</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this episode, our heroes find Mike's missing dog! What else do they find? <strong>HORRORS</strong> beyond mortal comprehension, that's what!</p><p><strong>:::IMPORTANT LINKS:::</strong> </p><ul><li>Buy our merch! <a href="https://click.mbe.tv/smtpcrss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">unlikely.show/merch</a></li><li>Join our Patreon! <a href="https://click.mbe.tv/pmbpcrss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">unlikely.show/join</a></li><li>Join our community! <a href="https://click.mbe.tv/uscpcrss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">unlikely.show/community</a></li><li>Official episode page! https://click.mbe.tv/uss1e5pcrss </li></ul><br/><p><strong>:::PATRON CREDITS:::</strong></p><ul><li><strong>Gold Patrons:</strong> LadyShadowMage • FlyingDutchman67</li><li><strong>Silver Patrons:</strong> Tyler | CaffeinatedLinux • Ryan &amp; Nicole</li><li><strong>Copper Patrons:</strong> Michaela &amp; Brad • Quentin • Alpha</li></ul><br/><p>Want to get your name in the next episode? <a href="https://patreon.com/markleybros" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Join us on Patreon</a> today!</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://click.mbe.tv/uss1e5pcrss]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">59792898-e9b6-4c09-98e6-bcab6ca616de</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/3e182900-8929-4a9b-9137-d5f76bd3e0af/UnlikelyShowCover-v3-3000.jpg"/><pubDate>Sat, 02 Nov 2024 17:17:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/147c6bfd-869d-4f54-a8c2-1b7ee5e60e6b.mp3" length="9305105" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>09:42</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>5</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><podcast:chapters url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/chapter-4bb9ba1c-abca-4615-a228-718cecabd602.json" type="application/json+chapters"/></item><item><title>S1E6: Horrors from the Bewildering Deep</title><itunes:title>Horrors from the Bewildering Deep</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>A horrifying monster has emerged from the deep black abyss. But don't worry, our heroes have a <strong>PLAN</strong> to deal with it! What could possibly go wrong?</p><p><strong>:::IMPORTANT LINKS:::</strong> </p><ul><li>Buy our merch! <a href="https://click.mbe.tv/smtpcrss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">unlikely.show/merch</a></li><li>Join our Patreon! <a href="https://click.mbe.tv/pmbpcrss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">unlikely.show/join</a></li><li>Join our community! <a href="https://click.mbe.tv/uscpcrss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">unlikely.show/community</a></li><li>Official episode page! https://click.mbe.tv/uss1e6pcrss </li></ul><br/><p><strong>:::PATRON CREDITS:::</strong></p><ul><li><strong>Gold Patrons:</strong> LadyShadowMage • FlyingDutchman67</li><li><strong>Silver Patrons:</strong> Tyler | CaffeinatedLinux • Ryan &amp; Nicole</li><li><strong>Copper Patrons:</strong> Michaela &amp; Brad • Quentin • Alpha</li></ul><br/><p>Want to get your name in the next episode? <a href="https://patreon.com/markleybros" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Join us on Patreon</a> today!</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A horrifying monster has emerged from the deep black abyss. But don't worry, our heroes have a <strong>PLAN</strong> to deal with it! What could possibly go wrong?</p><p><strong>:::IMPORTANT LINKS:::</strong> </p><ul><li>Buy our merch! <a href="https://click.mbe.tv/smtpcrss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">unlikely.show/merch</a></li><li>Join our Patreon! <a href="https://click.mbe.tv/pmbpcrss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">unlikely.show/join</a></li><li>Join our community! <a href="https://click.mbe.tv/uscpcrss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">unlikely.show/community</a></li><li>Official episode page! https://click.mbe.tv/uss1e6pcrss </li></ul><br/><p><strong>:::PATRON CREDITS:::</strong></p><ul><li><strong>Gold Patrons:</strong> LadyShadowMage • FlyingDutchman67</li><li><strong>Silver Patrons:</strong> Tyler | CaffeinatedLinux • Ryan &amp; Nicole</li><li><strong>Copper Patrons:</strong> Michaela &amp; Brad • Quentin • Alpha</li></ul><br/><p>Want to get your name in the next episode? <a href="https://patreon.com/markleybros" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Join us on Patreon</a> today!</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://click.mbe.tv/uss1e6pcrss]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">a38cb0b0-2b82-4a0f-9cdc-d76443a24af7</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/720437a5-6edc-43e4-901a-802940a80e04/UnlikelyShowCover-v3-3000.jpg"/><pubDate>Sat, 02 Nov 2024 17:26:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/2a672cb7-b276-40e4-aafc-f47800a37bc0.mp3" length="16736876" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>17:26</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>6</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><podcast:chapters url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/chapter-0a5ed775-d30c-4ae9-b409-0f164bd236de.json" type="application/json+chapters"/></item><item><title>S1E7: Laser Tag &amp; Thuggery</title><itunes:title>Laser Tag &amp; Thuggery</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>Snufflefungus and Mara just want to have some fun. Can they go one whole day without something <strong>DREADFUL</strong> happening?</p><p><strong>:::IMPORTANT LINKS:::</strong> </p><ul><li>Buy our merch! <a href="https://click.mbe.tv/smtpcrss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">unlikely.show/merch</a></li><li>Join our Patreon! <a href="https://click.mbe.tv/pmbpcrss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">unlikely.show/join</a></li><li>Join our community! <a href="https://click.mbe.tv/uscpcrss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">unlikely.show/community</a></li><li>Official episode page! https://click.mbe.tv/uss1e7pcrss </li></ul><br/><p><strong>:::PATRON CREDITS:::</strong></p><ul><li><strong>Gold Patrons:</strong> LadyShadowMage • FlyingDutchman67</li><li><strong>Silver Patrons:</strong> Tyler | CaffeinatedLinux • Ryan &amp; Nicole</li><li><strong>Copper Patrons:</strong> Michaela &amp; Brad • Quentin</li></ul><br/><p>Want to get your name in the next episode? <a href="https://patreon.com/markleybros" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Join us on Patreon</a> today!</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Snufflefungus and Mara just want to have some fun. Can they go one whole day without something <strong>DREADFUL</strong> happening?</p><p><strong>:::IMPORTANT LINKS:::</strong> </p><ul><li>Buy our merch! <a href="https://click.mbe.tv/smtpcrss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">unlikely.show/merch</a></li><li>Join our Patreon! <a href="https://click.mbe.tv/pmbpcrss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">unlikely.show/join</a></li><li>Join our community! <a href="https://click.mbe.tv/uscpcrss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">unlikely.show/community</a></li><li>Official episode page! https://click.mbe.tv/uss1e7pcrss </li></ul><br/><p><strong>:::PATRON CREDITS:::</strong></p><ul><li><strong>Gold Patrons:</strong> LadyShadowMage • FlyingDutchman67</li><li><strong>Silver Patrons:</strong> Tyler | CaffeinatedLinux • Ryan &amp; Nicole</li><li><strong>Copper Patrons:</strong> Michaela &amp; Brad • Quentin</li></ul><br/><p>Want to get your name in the next episode? <a href="https://patreon.com/markleybros" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Join us on Patreon</a> today!</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://click.mbe.tv/uss1e7pcrss]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">20316629-d9eb-4d2b-882a-d9fac5d5d680</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/b11c783d-68d5-4c93-8299-3a26323cf38d/UnlikelyShowCover-v3-3000.jpg"/><pubDate>Sat, 02 Nov 2024 17:43:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/67749b59-d8f1-41a5-8d8d-016883294853.mp3" length="13195848" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>13:45</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>7</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><podcast:chapters url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/chapter-6c4e44cb-7221-4acf-9f59-9c898e39f1a7.json" type="application/json+chapters"/></item><item><title>S1E8: The Voice in the Machine</title><itunes:title>The Voice in the Machine</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In the grand finale for Season One, Malex <strong>FINALLY</strong> gets to record a proper episode of his show. Of course something horrific happens when the phone starts ringing. Who—or <strong>WHAT</strong>—is lurking on the other end of the line? Will they settle for telephone pranks? Or is something more <strong>SINISTER</strong> afoot?</p><p>Stay tuned for Season Two, coming soon!</p><p><strong>:::IMPORTANT LINKS:::</strong> </p><ul><li>Buy our merch! <a href="https://click.mbe.tv/smtpcrss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">unlikely.show/merch</a></li><li>Join our Patreon! <a href="https://click.mbe.tv/pmbpcrss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">unlikely.show/join</a></li><li>Join our community! <a href="https://click.mbe.tv/uscpcrss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">unlikely.show/community</a></li><li>Official episode page! https://click.mbe.tv/uss1e8pcrss </li></ul><br/><p><strong>:::PATRON CREDITS:::</strong></p><ul><li><strong>Gold Patrons:</strong> LadyShadowMage • FlyingDutchman67</li><li><strong>Silver Patrons:</strong> Tyler | CaffeinatedLinux • Ryan &amp; Nicole</li><li><strong>Copper Patrons:</strong> Michaela &amp; Brad • Quentin</li></ul><br/><p>Want to get your name in the next episode? <a href="https://patreon.com/markleybros" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Join us on Patreon</a> today!</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In the grand finale for Season One, Malex <strong>FINALLY</strong> gets to record a proper episode of his show. Of course something horrific happens when the phone starts ringing. Who—or <strong>WHAT</strong>—is lurking on the other end of the line? Will they settle for telephone pranks? Or is something more <strong>SINISTER</strong> afoot?</p><p>Stay tuned for Season Two, coming soon!</p><p><strong>:::IMPORTANT LINKS:::</strong> </p><ul><li>Buy our merch! <a href="https://click.mbe.tv/smtpcrss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">unlikely.show/merch</a></li><li>Join our Patreon! <a href="https://click.mbe.tv/pmbpcrss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">unlikely.show/join</a></li><li>Join our community! <a href="https://click.mbe.tv/uscpcrss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">unlikely.show/community</a></li><li>Official episode page! https://click.mbe.tv/uss1e8pcrss </li></ul><br/><p><strong>:::PATRON CREDITS:::</strong></p><ul><li><strong>Gold Patrons:</strong> LadyShadowMage • FlyingDutchman67</li><li><strong>Silver Patrons:</strong> Tyler | CaffeinatedLinux • Ryan &amp; Nicole</li><li><strong>Copper Patrons:</strong> Michaela &amp; Brad • Quentin</li></ul><br/><p>Want to get your name in the next episode? <a href="https://patreon.com/markleybros" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Join us on Patreon</a> today!</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://click.mbe.tv/uss1e8pcrss]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">51c62011-9032-4ca1-9467-0aa5027d1e10</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/c8b7d6a5-3e6e-41c7-bd79-cdb58ae0210f/UnlikelyShowCover-v3-3000.jpg"/><pubDate>Sat, 02 Nov 2024 17:56:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/f6b5e61a-dda1-480a-8139-425c4c24de9d.mp3" length="11526050" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>12:00</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>8</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>8</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season><podcast:chapters url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/chapter-659b0208-3e7f-43b0-b1a1-5e0aee611ba8.json" type="application/json+chapters"/></item><item><title>[TRAILER] Season 2: Faults Within &amp; Foes Without</title><itunes:title>[TRAILER] Season 2: Faults Within &amp; Foes Without</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>We've all been there: You rediscover your long-lost sister and start going on adventures together with a curmudgeonly laptop and an alien fluff ball. Just as you've established a comfortable baseline of chaos, <strong>wham!</strong> <em>Disaster strikes.</em></p><p>This is the second season of <em>The Unlikely Show</em>, wherein our heroes tangle with malevolent entities, cursed mutants, and cosmic bureaucracy. The group's bonds are strained by personal and paranormal peril, nasty nemeses of all shapes and sizes, and the most bewildering enemy of all—the faults in their own character.</p><p><strong>Join us for the premiere of Season 2 on Friday, October 3rd!</strong></p><p><strong>:::IMPORTANT LINKS:::</strong> </p><ul><li>Buy our merch! <a href="https://click.mbe.tv/smtpcrss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">unlikely.show/merch</a></li><li>Join our Patreon! <a href="https://click.mbe.tv/pmbpcrss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">unlikely.show/join</a></li><li>Join our community! <a href="https://click.mbe.tv/uscpcrss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">unlikely.show/community</a></li><li>Official episode page! https://unlikely.show/season-2-faults-foes/pre-launch-trailer-season-2 </li></ul><br/>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We've all been there: You rediscover your long-lost sister and start going on adventures together with a curmudgeonly laptop and an alien fluff ball. 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The group's bonds are strained by personal and paranormal peril, nasty nemeses of all shapes and sizes, and the most bewildering enemy of all—the faults in their own character.</p><p><strong>Join us for the premiere of Season 2 on Friday, October 3rd!</strong></p><p><strong>:::IMPORTANT LINKS:::</strong> </p><ul><li>Buy our merch! <a href="https://click.mbe.tv/smtpcrss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">unlikely.show/merch</a></li><li>Join our Patreon! <a href="https://click.mbe.tv/pmbpcrss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">unlikely.show/join</a></li><li>Join our community! <a href="https://click.mbe.tv/uscpcrss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">unlikely.show/community</a></li><li>Official episode page! https://unlikely.show/season-2-faults-foes/pre-launch-trailer-season-2 </li></ul><br/>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://unlikely.show/season-2-faults-foes/pre-launch-trailer-season-2]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">f320409a-4cf8-4160-a265-11c2a0521a9a</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/35697f0b-c26d-439c-b6a3-c2d87f2a31b2/UnlikelyShowCover-Season2-3000.jpg"/><pubDate>Mon, 15 Sep 2025 06:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/f320409a-4cf8-4160-a265-11c2a0521a9a.mp3" length="1830326" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:24</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>trailer</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><podcast:season>2</podcast:season></item><item><title>S2E1: The Hound of the Haskervilles</title><itunes:title>The Hound of the Haskervilles</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode, Snufflefungus Holmes faces his trickiest case yet! Will an <strong>ancient curse</strong> kill the young Sir Benry Haskerville or will he die at the hands of a <strong>murderer</strong>? Alternatively, if he can't keep his hands to himself, Mara might throat punch him to death first!</p><p><strong>:::IMPORTANT LINKS:::</strong> </p><ul><li>Buy our merch! <a href="https://click.mbe.tv/smtpcrss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">unlikely.show/merch</a></li><li>Join our Patreon! <a href="https://click.mbe.tv/pmbpcrss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">unlikely.show/join</a></li><li>Join our community! <a href="https://click.mbe.tv/uscpcrss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">unlikely.show/community</a></li><li>Official episode page! https://click.mbe.tv/uss2e1pcrss </li></ul><br/><p><strong>:::PATRON CREDITS:::</strong></p><ul><li><strong>Gold Patrons:</strong> FlyingDutchman67 • The Spaghetti's</li><li><strong>Silver Patrons:</strong> Tyler | CaffeinatedLinux • Ryan &amp; Nicole • Alpha • LadyShadowMage • graziano.io</li><li><strong>Copper Patrons:</strong> Quentin • Troy Dworning • Michael J. 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Alternatively, if he can't keep his hands to himself, Mara might throat punch him to death first!</p><p><strong>:::IMPORTANT LINKS:::</strong> </p><ul><li>Buy our merch! <a href="https://click.mbe.tv/smtpcrss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">unlikely.show/merch</a></li><li>Join our Patreon! <a href="https://click.mbe.tv/pmbpcrss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">unlikely.show/join</a></li><li>Join our community! <a href="https://click.mbe.tv/uscpcrss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">unlikely.show/community</a></li><li>Official episode page! https://click.mbe.tv/uss2e1pcrss </li></ul><br/><p><strong>:::PATRON CREDITS:::</strong></p><ul><li><strong>Gold Patrons:</strong> FlyingDutchman67 • The Spaghetti's</li><li><strong>Silver Patrons:</strong> Tyler | CaffeinatedLinux • Ryan &amp; Nicole • Alpha • LadyShadowMage • graziano.io</li><li><strong>Copper Patrons:</strong> Quentin • Troy Dworning • Michael J. Crandall • Vince • Brittany &amp; Mike</li></ul><br/><p>Want to get your name in the next episode? <a href="https://patreon.com/markleybros" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Join us on Patreon</a> today!</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://click.mbe.tv/uss2e1pcrss]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">7eadd3f1-62cb-4ccf-b0a9-97b91ddec632</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/45f8941e-bbe9-4f81-9e58-8f7192420719/MMS010-Thumbnail-Square-3000.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2025 05:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/7eadd3f1-62cb-4ccf-b0a9-97b91ddec632.mp3" length="24512408" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>25:32</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>1</podcast:episode><podcast:season>2</podcast:season><podcast:chapters url="https://transcripts.captivate.fm/chapter-30c43db9-874b-46c7-bff5-40ead73a7511.json" type="application/json+chapters"/></item><item><title>S2E2: Murder on the Rue Moor</title><itunes:title>Murder on the Rue Moor</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode our heroes begin their investigation in earnest, everyone (even Linus!) acts suspiciously, and <strong>someone</strong> gets <strong>MURDERED</strong>.</p><p><strong>:::IMPORTANT LINKS:::</strong> </p><ul><li>Buy our merch! <a href="https://click.mbe.tv/smtpcrss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">unlikely.show/merch</a></li><li>Join our Patreon! <a href="https://click.mbe.tv/pmbpcrss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">unlikely.show/join</a></li><li>Join our community! <a href="https://click.mbe.tv/uscpcrss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">unlikely.show/community</a></li><li>Official episode page! https://click.mbe.tv/uss2e2pcrss </li></ul><br/><p><strong>:::PATRON CREDITS:::</strong></p><ul><li><strong>Gold Patrons:</strong> FlyingDutchman67 • The Spaghetti's</li><li><strong>Silver Patrons:</strong> Tyler | CaffeinatedLinux • Ryan &amp; Nicole • Alpha • LadyShadowMage • graziano.io</li><li><strong>Copper Patrons:</strong> Quentin • Troy Dworning • Michael J. 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Will CrimeDash end up having any plot significance at all? Will we finally learn the truth about the moor ponies? Will Sir Benry survive his dreadful predicament?! All these and more in this <strong>THRILLING</strong> conclusion to <em>The Hound of the Haskervilles</em> story arc!</p><p><strong>:::IMPORTANT LINKS:::</strong> </p><ul><li>Buy our merch! <a href="https://click.mbe.tv/smtpcrss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">unlikely.show/merch</a></li><li>Join our Patreon! <a href="https://click.mbe.tv/pmbpcrss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">unlikely.show/join</a></li><li>Join our community! <a href="https://click.mbe.tv/uscpcrss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">unlikely.show/community</a></li><li>Official episode page! https://click.mbe.tv/uss2e3pcrss </li></ul><br/><p><strong>:::PATRON CREDITS:::</strong></p><ul><li><strong>Gold Patrons:</strong> FlyingDutchman67 • The Spaghetti's</li><li><strong>Silver Patrons:</strong> Tyler | CaffeinatedLinux • Ryan &amp; Nicole • Alpha • LadyShadowMage • graziano.io</li><li><strong>Copper Patrons:</strong> Quentin • Troy Dworning • Michael J. 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What <strong>FRESH HORROR</strong> does Tall Green have in store for our heroes? <strong>HINT:</strong> It’s way worse than any of them can possibly imagine.</p><p><strong>:::IMPORTANT LINKS:::</strong> </p><ul><li>Buy our merch! <a href="https://click.mbe.tv/smtpcrss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">unlikely.show/merch</a></li><li>Join our Patreon! <a href="https://click.mbe.tv/pmbpcrss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">unlikely.show/join</a></li><li>Join our community! <a href="https://click.mbe.tv/uscpcrss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">unlikely.show/community</a></li><li>Official episode page! https://click.mbe.tv/uss2e4pcrss </li></ul><br/><p><strong>:::PATRON CREDITS:::</strong></p><ul><li><strong>Gold Patrons:</strong> FlyingDutchman67 • The Spaghetti's</li><li><strong>Silver Patrons:</strong> Tyler | CaffeinatedLinux • Ryan &amp; Nicole • Alpha • LadyShadowMage • graziano.io</li><li><strong>Copper Patrons:</strong> Quentin • Troy Dworning • Michael J. 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All this and more in this epic conclusion to the <strong>CRYPTIDS</strong> story arc!</p><p><strong>:::IMPORTANT LINKS:::</strong> </p><ul><li>Buy our merch! <a href="https://click.mbe.tv/smtpcrss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">unlikely.show/merch</a></li><li>Join our Patreon! <a href="https://click.mbe.tv/pmbpcrss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">unlikely.show/join</a></li><li>Join our community! <a href="https://click.mbe.tv/uscpcrss" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">unlikely.show/community</a></li><li>Official episode page! https://click.mbe.tv/uss2e6pcrss </li></ul><br/><p><strong>:::PATRON CREDITS:::</strong></p><ul><li><strong>Gold Patrons:</strong> FlyingDutchman67 • The Spaghetti's</li><li><strong>Silver Patrons:</strong> Tyler | CaffeinatedLinux • Ryan &amp; Nicole • Alpha • LadyShadowMage • graziano.io • Michael J. 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