<![CDATA[Unsound Advice]]>af980497-1d53-5df5-b25e-470a1f62ed4eTue, 24 Oct 2023 10:00:18 +0000Captivate.fmLara BeitzLara@UnsoundAdvicePod.com]]>https://artwork.captivate.fm/e37f422c-acc6-4e04-a977-79aadedfd7fe/05gJs9s8AQfBzyd8h0Nxkb-x.pngUnsound AdviceLara BeitzLara BeitzHi. My name's Lara and I’m a comedian… I’m also a member of numerous 12-step programs for substance addiction, eating disorders, and relationship issues … and money… and family stuff. Now, I'm hosting a new podcast where my comedy friends and I help YOU with your problems. It’s help. But funny. Need Unsound Advice? Send a voice memo or email to: Lara@UnsoundAdvicePod.comhttps://unsoundadvicepod.comyesepisodicnopodcastRichard Simmons & The First StepRichard Simmons & The First StepFor a while, we've been wanting to share this wonderful conversation with the Sklar Brothers about the singular Richard Simmons and how he was able to positively impact so many people. We'll be back with a new full episode soon! Until then, enjoy this slice of sunshine!

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Comedian LARA BEITZ ("bites") hosts "UNSOUND ADVICE," the new series that offers you help from someone who's been a member of numerous 12-step programs for issues including substance abuse, relationship issues, finances, eating disorders and what she terms "family stuff." After putting in the work to turn her life around, her fellow comedians began seeking her advice. Now, she and her friends are opening up their circle to offer advice they have no business giving on how to tackle some of life's most daunting challenges and funniest conundrums.

]]>For a while, we've been wanting to share this wonderful conversation with the Sklar Brothers about the singular Richard Simmons and how he was able to positively impact so many people. We'll be back with a new full episode soon! Until then, enjoy this slice of sunshine!

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Comedian LARA BEITZ ("bites") hosts "UNSOUND ADVICE," the new series that offers you help from someone who's been a member of numerous 12-step programs for issues including substance abuse, relationship issues, finances, eating disorders and what she terms "family stuff." After putting in the work to turn her life around, her fellow comedians began seeking her advice. Now, she and her friends are opening up their circle to offer advice they have no business giving on how to tackle some of life's most daunting challenges and funniest conundrums.

]]>a32431fb-4929-4b57-a748-5046be97e005Tue, 24 Oct 2023 03:00:00 -070010:34yesfull1211211Lara BeitzDuolingo Is A Scam And Francisco Ramos Has ProofDuolingo Is A Scam And Francisco Ramos Has ProofFrancisco Ramos ("This Fool") joins Lara to explain how sleeping over at your partner's place is not like marriage, why tall guys aren't all that, the best way to learn a new language, and how English is the most woke language. They help listeners with online dates that use misleading photos and how to avoid getting screwed over by your boss.

CHAPTERS:

  • 00:00 - Coming Up
  • 00:58 - Francisco Ramos!
  • 08:36 - Marriage v Spending the Night
  • 17:30 - Call 1: Bald Catfish
  • 36:04 - Call 2: My Boss Sabotaged Me!
  • 49:15 - Thanks & Plugs

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Comedian LARA BEITZ ("bites") hosts "UNSOUND ADVICE," the new series that offers you help from someone who's been a member of numerous 12-step programs for issues including substance abuse, relationship issues, finances, eating disorders and what she terms "family stuff." After putting in the work to turn her life around, her fellow comedians began seeking her advice. Now, she and her friends are opening up their circle to offer advice they have no business giving on how to tackle some of life's most daunting challenges and funniest conundrums.

]]>Francisco Ramos ("This Fool") joins Lara to explain how sleeping over at your partner's place is not like marriage, why tall guys aren't all that, the best way to learn a new language, and how English is the most woke language. They help listeners with online dates that use misleading photos and how to avoid getting screwed over by your boss.

CHAPTERS:

  • 00:00 - Coming Up
  • 00:58 - Francisco Ramos!
  • 08:36 - Marriage v Spending the Night
  • 17:30 - Call 1: Bald Catfish
  • 36:04 - Call 2: My Boss Sabotaged Me!
  • 49:15 - Thanks & Plugs

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Comedian LARA BEITZ ("bites") hosts "UNSOUND ADVICE," the new series that offers you help from someone who's been a member of numerous 12-step programs for issues including substance abuse, relationship issues, finances, eating disorders and what she terms "family stuff." After putting in the work to turn her life around, her fellow comedians began seeking her advice. Now, she and her friends are opening up their circle to offer advice they have no business giving on how to tackle some of life's most daunting challenges and funniest conundrums.

]]>62fbae0c-672d-44f6-9f7e-d8ba70be11f0Tue, 17 Oct 2023 03:00:00 -070049:59yesfull1201201Lara BeitzYou Can’t Sleep Over at Dan Donohue’sYou Can’t Sleep Over at Dan Donohue’sSomething weird is in the air... a fly sneaks into the studio behind Dan Donohoe and we try to kill one of them. He and Lara offer the best excuses for missing out on work, how to know when you're following someone else’s dream, explain how the worst things in life can be the best thing for a comedian, and why ferrets are illegal in some states. We also learn a younger Dan failed to save his parents' marriage and Lara survived a panic attack on a plane. Dan says men can’t handle heightened emotions and Lara believes men mess with women’s emotions. Dan regrets the name of his podcast, "Danswers," and he dedicates this episode to the "filthy babies" out there.

CHAPTERS:

  • 00:00 - Coming Up
  • 01:52 - Dan Donohoe!
  • 03:27 - The Fly
  • 06:00 - Men Suck at Emotions
  • 23:33 - Call 1: Save My Parents Marriage!
  • 32:05 - Call 2: Aspiring Comic Needs Excuses To Get Out of Work
  • 45:22 - Call 3: Want A Unique Pet
  • 49:40 - Thanks & Plugs

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Comedian LARA BEITZ ("bites") hosts "UNSOUND ADVICE," the new series that offers you help from someone who's been a member of numerous 12-step programs for issues including substance abuse, relationship issues, finances, eating disorders and what she terms "family stuff." After putting in the work to turn her life around, her fellow comedians began seeking her advice. Now, she and her friends are opening up their circle to offer advice they have no business giving on how to tackle some of life's most daunting challenges and funniest conundrums.

]]>Something weird is in the air... a fly sneaks into the studio behind Dan Donohoe and we try to kill one of them. He and Lara offer the best excuses for missing out on work, how to know when you're following someone else’s dream, explain how the worst things in life can be the best thing for a comedian, and why ferrets are illegal in some states. We also learn a younger Dan failed to save his parents' marriage and Lara survived a panic attack on a plane. Dan says men can’t handle heightened emotions and Lara believes men mess with women’s emotions. Dan regrets the name of his podcast, "Danswers," and he dedicates this episode to the "filthy babies" out there.

CHAPTERS:

  • 00:00 - Coming Up
  • 01:52 - Dan Donohoe!
  • 03:27 - The Fly
  • 06:00 - Men Suck at Emotions
  • 23:33 - Call 1: Save My Parents Marriage!
  • 32:05 - Call 2: Aspiring Comic Needs Excuses To Get Out of Work
  • 45:22 - Call 3: Want A Unique Pet
  • 49:40 - Thanks & Plugs

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Comedian LARA BEITZ ("bites") hosts "UNSOUND ADVICE," the new series that offers you help from someone who's been a member of numerous 12-step programs for issues including substance abuse, relationship issues, finances, eating disorders and what she terms "family stuff." After putting in the work to turn her life around, her fellow comedians began seeking her advice. Now, she and her friends are opening up their circle to offer advice they have no business giving on how to tackle some of life's most daunting challenges and funniest conundrums.

]]>d8f6e24f-c3aa-4ceb-a444-37c29d4e7dbfTue, 10 Oct 2023 03:00:00 -070050:53yesfull1191191Lara BeitzShapell Lacey Was An Angry CheerleaderShapell Lacey Was An Angry CheerleaderShapel Lacey is 9 years sober and is finally ready to own up to peeing in his friend's closet. He also shows how to manage anger, forgive an abusive parent, why you shouldn't hang out with crusties, how alcohol -- playing Edward 40 Hands, especially -- can get in the way of fixing your other problems, and why we're all children. We're just happy this was the first podcast where he smiled the entire time... and Jeff, Shapel is sorry about the closet and hopes you forgive him.

CHAPTERS:

  • 00:00 - Coming Up
  • 01:28 - Shapel Lacey!
  • 13:00 - Crusties + Southern Comfort
  • 16:57 - Edward 40 Hands
  • 23:43 - Losing Friends Over a Botched Dinner Order
  • 27:00 - The Angry Cheerleader
  • 30:00 - Call 1: Sketchy Neighbor
  • 49:25 - Thanks & Plugs

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ABOUT " UNSOUND ADVICE"

Comedian LARA BEITZ ("bites") hosts "UNSOUND ADVICE," the new series that offers you help from someone who's been a member of numerous 12-step programs for issues including substance abuse, relationship issues, finances, eating disorders and what she terms "family stuff." After putting in the work to turn her life around, her fellow comedians began seeking her advice. Now, she and her friends are opening up their circle to offer advice they have no business giving on how to tackle some of life's most daunting challenges and funniest conundrums.

]]>Shapel Lacey is 9 years sober and is finally ready to own up to peeing in his friend's closet. He also shows how to manage anger, forgive an abusive parent, why you shouldn't hang out with crusties, how alcohol -- playing Edward 40 Hands, especially -- can get in the way of fixing your other problems, and why we're all children. We're just happy this was the first podcast where he smiled the entire time... and Jeff, Shapel is sorry about the closet and hopes you forgive him.

CHAPTERS:

  • 00:00 - Coming Up
  • 01:28 - Shapel Lacey!
  • 13:00 - Crusties + Southern Comfort
  • 16:57 - Edward 40 Hands
  • 23:43 - Losing Friends Over a Botched Dinner Order
  • 27:00 - The Angry Cheerleader
  • 30:00 - Call 1: Sketchy Neighbor
  • 49:25 - Thanks & Plugs

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Comedian LARA BEITZ ("bites") hosts "UNSOUND ADVICE," the new series that offers you help from someone who's been a member of numerous 12-step programs for issues including substance abuse, relationship issues, finances, eating disorders and what she terms "family stuff." After putting in the work to turn her life around, her fellow comedians began seeking her advice. Now, she and her friends are opening up their circle to offer advice they have no business giving on how to tackle some of life's most daunting challenges and funniest conundrums.

]]>3d2dc073-0921-41c6-9289-8244ac530b97Tue, 03 Oct 2023 03:00:00 -070050:04yesfull1181181Lara BeitzCraig Conant Fights The Devil on AyahuascaCraig Conant Fights The Devil on AyahuascaCraig Conant has fought the devil in the multiverse and he's back to bring Lara with him, but she's not so sure if it's safe for her. Craig also shares how ayahuasca is better than pharmaceuticals at beating some of your nastiest demons, plus he brings some choice words for Hollywood CEOs and he and Lara motivate a listener on giving the Maid of Honor speech at her sister's wedding.

CHAPTERS:

  • 00:00 - Coming Up
  • 01:20 - Craig Conant!
  • 02:25 - More of Steph Tolev's Sexy Texts
  • 05:08 - Don't Bring a First Date to Your Job
  • 09:01 - Fighting Weed & Beating Porn
  • 10:18 - Intro to Ayahuasca
  • 14:49 - Question 1: Surviving The Hollywood Strikes
  • 16:55 - Riding Ayahuasca Into The Multiverse
  • 34:24 - Question 2: Fear of Public Speaking
  • 40:04 - Thanks & Plugs

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Comedian LARA BEITZ ("bites") hosts "UNSOUND ADVICE," the new series that offers you help from someone who's been a member of numerous 12-step programs for issues including substance abuse, relationship issues, finances, eating disorders and what she terms "family stuff." After putting in the work to turn her life around, her fellow comedians began seeking her advice. Now, she and her friends are opening up their circle to offer advice they have no business giving on how to tackle some of life's most daunting challenges and funniest conundrums.

]]>Craig Conant has fought the devil in the multiverse and he's back to bring Lara with him, but she's not so sure if it's safe for her. Craig also shares how ayahuasca is better than pharmaceuticals at beating some of your nastiest demons, plus he brings some choice words for Hollywood CEOs and he and Lara motivate a listener on giving the Maid of Honor speech at her sister's wedding.

CHAPTERS:

  • 00:00 - Coming Up
  • 01:20 - Craig Conant!
  • 02:25 - More of Steph Tolev's Sexy Texts
  • 05:08 - Don't Bring a First Date to Your Job
  • 09:01 - Fighting Weed & Beating Porn
  • 10:18 - Intro to Ayahuasca
  • 14:49 - Question 1: Surviving The Hollywood Strikes
  • 16:55 - Riding Ayahuasca Into The Multiverse
  • 34:24 - Question 2: Fear of Public Speaking
  • 40:04 - Thanks & Plugs

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ABOUT " UNSOUND ADVICE"

Comedian LARA BEITZ ("bites") hosts "UNSOUND ADVICE," the new series that offers you help from someone who's been a member of numerous 12-step programs for issues including substance abuse, relationship issues, finances, eating disorders and what she terms "family stuff." After putting in the work to turn her life around, her fellow comedians began seeking her advice. Now, she and her friends are opening up their circle to offer advice they have no business giving on how to tackle some of life's most daunting challenges and funniest conundrums.

]]>24cb88d7-781b-4a15-891f-f0e0566d1db3Tue, 26 Sep 2023 03:00:00 -070041:12yesfull1171171Lara BeitzReply to Steph Tolev's Tasty TotsReply to Steph Tolev's Tasty TotsLara is joined by her former "Slobs" co-host, Steph Tolev who explains what happens when you don't reply to a sexy pic, why she won't accept someone who is making amends, and why you should never put your relationship "on the grid." They both help a listener handle a friend who gets "white girl wasted," another being accused of being a racist, and one who wants to avoid getting sick on gross airplanes.

CHAPTERS:

  • 00:00 Coming Up
  • 01:12 - Steph Tolev!
  • 05:20 - The Best Parenting Advice
  • 17:00 - Question 1: White Girl Drunk
  • 28:23 - Question 2: Racist Co-Worker?
  • 36:53 - Question 3: Airplanes Are Gross!
  • 45:16 - Thanks & Plugs

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ABOUT " UNSOUND ADVICE"

Comedian LARA BEITZ ("bites") hosts "UNSOUND ADVICE," the new series that offers you help from someone who's been a member of numerous 12-step programs for issues including substance abuse, relationship issues, finances, eating disorders and what she terms "family stuff." After putting in the work to turn her life around, her fellow comedians began seeking her advice. Now, she and her friends are opening up their circle to offer advice they have no business giving on how to tackle some of life's most daunting challenges and funniest conundrums.

]]>Lara is joined by her former "Slobs" co-host, Steph Tolev who explains what happens when you don't reply to a sexy pic, why she won't accept someone who is making amends, and why you should never put your relationship "on the grid." They both help a listener handle a friend who gets "white girl wasted," another being accused of being a racist, and one who wants to avoid getting sick on gross airplanes.

CHAPTERS:

  • 00:00 Coming Up
  • 01:12 - Steph Tolev!
  • 05:20 - The Best Parenting Advice
  • 17:00 - Question 1: White Girl Drunk
  • 28:23 - Question 2: Racist Co-Worker?
  • 36:53 - Question 3: Airplanes Are Gross!
  • 45:16 - Thanks & Plugs

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ABOUT " UNSOUND ADVICE"

Comedian LARA BEITZ ("bites") hosts "UNSOUND ADVICE," the new series that offers you help from someone who's been a member of numerous 12-step programs for issues including substance abuse, relationship issues, finances, eating disorders and what she terms "family stuff." After putting in the work to turn her life around, her fellow comedians began seeking her advice. Now, she and her friends are opening up their circle to offer advice they have no business giving on how to tackle some of life's most daunting challenges and funniest conundrums.

]]>2845c663-9f0a-41b0-9d37-e6061aa2a2a8Tue, 19 Sep 2023 03:00:00 -070045:55yesfull1161161Lara BeitzSarah Tiana Has The Best DealbreakersSarah Tiana Has The Best DealbreakersSarah Tiana joins Lara to discuss the BS behind "when you know you'll know," why you shouldn't text small talk with your partner, how to know a man is cheating when he calls you by a nickname, and how you could get syphillis from a guinea pig. They also help listeners tell their partners when to go to the doctor, why a love for the NFL shouldn't ruin their relationships, and when to know their friends suck. Phew.

CHAPTERS:

  • 00:00 Coming Up
  • 01:03 - Sarah Tiana!
  • 03:11 - Will You Know When It's The Right Person?
  • 13:05 -How To Tell When A Man Is Cheating
  • 13:41 - Question 1: Smelly Girl
  • 22:42 - Question 2: NFL or Girlfriend?
  • 30:01 - Question 3: Girls Trip F-Over
  • 43:17 - Thanks & Plugs

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ABOUT " UNSOUND ADVICE"

Comedian LARA BEITZ ("bites") hosts "UNSOUND ADVICE," the new series that offers you help from someone who's been a member of numerous 12-step programs for issues including substance abuse, relationship issues, finances, eating disorders and what she terms "family stuff." After putting in the work to turn her life around, her fellow comedians began seeking her advice. Now, she and her friends are opening up their circle to offer advice they have no business giving on how to tackle some of life's most daunting challenges and funniest conundrums.

]]>Sarah Tiana joins Lara to discuss the BS behind "when you know you'll know," why you shouldn't text small talk with your partner, how to know a man is cheating when he calls you by a nickname, and how you could get syphillis from a guinea pig. They also help listeners tell their partners when to go to the doctor, why a love for the NFL shouldn't ruin their relationships, and when to know their friends suck. Phew.

CHAPTERS:

  • 00:00 Coming Up
  • 01:03 - Sarah Tiana!
  • 03:11 - Will You Know When It's The Right Person?
  • 13:05 -How To Tell When A Man Is Cheating
  • 13:41 - Question 1: Smelly Girl
  • 22:42 - Question 2: NFL or Girlfriend?
  • 30:01 - Question 3: Girls Trip F-Over
  • 43:17 - Thanks & Plugs

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Comedian LARA BEITZ ("bites") hosts "UNSOUND ADVICE," the new series that offers you help from someone who's been a member of numerous 12-step programs for issues including substance abuse, relationship issues, finances, eating disorders and what she terms "family stuff." After putting in the work to turn her life around, her fellow comedians began seeking her advice. Now, she and her friends are opening up their circle to offer advice they have no business giving on how to tackle some of life's most daunting challenges and funniest conundrums.

]]>1ab6e42e-899d-4de5-9235-bf37758310d7Tue, 12 Sep 2023 03:00:00 -070044:03yesfull1151151Lara BeitzJeremiah Watkins Was ThereJeremiah Watkins Was ThereJeremiah Watkins offers a fresh perspective on parenting, adopting a crow, when you should move to Los Angeles, and personal hygiene. He also remembers the moment Joe Rogan discovered Lara.

CHAPTERS:

  • 00:00 Coming Up
  • 01:36 - Jeremiah Watkins!
  • 05:20 - The Best Parenting Advice
  • 15:15 - Question 1: Adopting a Crow
  • 24:54 - Question 2: Aspiring Comedian
  • 37:40 - Joe Rogan
  • 43:45 - Question 3: Boyfriend's Into Hairy Legs
  • 46:42 - Thanks & Plugs

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Comedian LARA BEITZ ("bites") hosts "UNSOUND ADVICE," the new series that offers you help from someone who's been a member of numerous 12-step programs for issues including substance abuse, relationship issues, finances, eating disorders and what she terms "family stuff." After putting in the work to turn her life around, her fellow comedians began seeking her advice. Now, she and her friends are opening up their circle to offer advice they have no business giving on how to tackle some of life's most daunting challenges and funniest conundrums.

]]>Jeremiah Watkins offers a fresh perspective on parenting, adopting a crow, when you should move to Los Angeles, and personal hygiene. He also remembers the moment Joe Rogan discovered Lara.

CHAPTERS:

  • 00:00 Coming Up
  • 01:36 - Jeremiah Watkins!
  • 05:20 - The Best Parenting Advice
  • 15:15 - Question 1: Adopting a Crow
  • 24:54 - Question 2: Aspiring Comedian
  • 37:40 - Joe Rogan
  • 43:45 - Question 3: Boyfriend's Into Hairy Legs
  • 46:42 - Thanks & Plugs

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Comedian LARA BEITZ ("bites") hosts "UNSOUND ADVICE," the new series that offers you help from someone who's been a member of numerous 12-step programs for issues including substance abuse, relationship issues, finances, eating disorders and what she terms "family stuff." After putting in the work to turn her life around, her fellow comedians began seeking her advice. Now, she and her friends are opening up their circle to offer advice they have no business giving on how to tackle some of life's most daunting challenges and funniest conundrums.

]]>6a06ce0a-5f2e-41cd-ad96-6dc537768dccTue, 05 Sep 2023 03:00:00 -070047:28yesfull1141141Lara BeitzIrene Tu is our 13th Guest, SwiftiesIrene Tu is our 13th Guest, SwiftiesLara tells Irene Tu how a Taylor Swift concert put her friend in the hospital. The two of them offer you guidance on how to handle intoxicated family members, swingers and how to leave your small town parents behind. They also reveal that not everything you hear in a comedy club is true and Irene shares that she wants to get jacked. Also, Lara's Aunt Patsy calls in to ask how she can let more people know about the pod -- always give 5-stars, people.

CHAPTERS:

  • 00:00 Coming Up
  • 01:36 - Irene Tu!
  • 11:03 - Call 1: Intoxicated Cousin
  • 23:16 - Call 2: To Swing or Not To Swing?
  • 38:27 - Call 3: Aunt Patsy Rates The Pod
  • 41:43 - How to get Jacked
  • 50:22 - Thanks & Plugs

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ABOUT " UNSOUND ADVICE"

Comedian LARA BEITZ ("bites") hosts "UNSOUND ADVICE," the new series that offers you help from someone who's been a member of numerous 12-step programs for issues including substance abuse, relationship issues, finances, eating disorders and what she terms "family stuff." After putting in the work to turn her life around, her fellow comedians began seeking her advice. Now, she and her friends are opening up their circle to offer advice they have no business giving on how to tackle some of life's most daunting challenges and funniest conundrums.

]]>Lara tells Irene Tu how a Taylor Swift concert put her friend in the hospital. The two of them offer you guidance on how to handle intoxicated family members, swingers and how to leave your small town parents behind. They also reveal that not everything you hear in a comedy club is true and Irene shares that she wants to get jacked. Also, Lara's Aunt Patsy calls in to ask how she can let more people know about the pod -- always give 5-stars, people.

CHAPTERS:

  • 00:00 Coming Up
  • 01:36 - Irene Tu!
  • 11:03 - Call 1: Intoxicated Cousin
  • 23:16 - Call 2: To Swing or Not To Swing?
  • 38:27 - Call 3: Aunt Patsy Rates The Pod
  • 41:43 - How to get Jacked
  • 50:22 - Thanks & Plugs

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ABOUT " UNSOUND ADVICE"

Comedian LARA BEITZ ("bites") hosts "UNSOUND ADVICE," the new series that offers you help from someone who's been a member of numerous 12-step programs for issues including substance abuse, relationship issues, finances, eating disorders and what she terms "family stuff." After putting in the work to turn her life around, her fellow comedians began seeking her advice. Now, she and her friends are opening up their circle to offer advice they have no business giving on how to tackle some of life's most daunting challenges and funniest conundrums.

]]>356d8624-3fd4-4b0c-889c-2320c0ac3746Tue, 29 Aug 2023 03:00:00 -070046:00yesfull1131131Lara BeitzLuke Null Defends ImprovLuke Null Defends ImprovThis episode has it all! Melatonin, getting fired from SNL, spouses not thinking you're funny, and bicycling... strap in for a feisty hour of advice and self reflection. Luke Null is here and he's not dialing it back for you or anyone else.

CHAPTERS:

  • 00:00 Coming Up
  • 01:36 - Luke Null!
  • 16:21 - Call 1: How to Relax?!
  • 30:21 - Call 2: Co-Working Backstabbers
  • 36:25 - Call 3: Healthy Lifestyle Tricks?!
  • 50:22 - Thanks & Plugs

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ABOUT " UNSOUND ADVICE"

Comedian LARA BEITZ ("bites") hosts "UNSOUND ADVICE," the new series that offers you help from someone who's been a member of numerous 12-step programs for issues including substance abuse, relationship issues, finances, eating disorders and what she terms "family stuff." After putting in the work to turn her life around, her fellow comedians began seeking her advice. Now, she and her friends are opening up their circle to offer advice they have no business giving on how to tackle some of life's most daunting challenges and funniest conundrums.

]]>This episode has it all! Melatonin, getting fired from SNL, spouses not thinking you're funny, and bicycling... strap in for a feisty hour of advice and self reflection. Luke Null is here and he's not dialing it back for you or anyone else.

CHAPTERS:

  • 00:00 Coming Up
  • 01:36 - Luke Null!
  • 16:21 - Call 1: How to Relax?!
  • 30:21 - Call 2: Co-Working Backstabbers
  • 36:25 - Call 3: Healthy Lifestyle Tricks?!
  • 50:22 - Thanks & Plugs

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ABOUT " UNSOUND ADVICE"

Comedian LARA BEITZ ("bites") hosts "UNSOUND ADVICE," the new series that offers you help from someone who's been a member of numerous 12-step programs for issues including substance abuse, relationship issues, finances, eating disorders and what she terms "family stuff." After putting in the work to turn her life around, her fellow comedians began seeking her advice. Now, she and her friends are opening up their circle to offer advice they have no business giving on how to tackle some of life's most daunting challenges and funniest conundrums.

]]>0df153fe-719e-4438-858b-d412692b19e2Tue, 22 Aug 2023 03:00:00 -070046:43yesfull1121121Lara BeitzR U Aristotle Athari's Soulmate?R U Aristotle Athari's Soulmate?Aristotle Athari (SNL) stops by to share what keeps him up at night and how he learned to play guitar for free. Lara, on the other hand, can't stop interrupting a caller and despite being hopped up on Melatonin, thinks you should tell your girlfriend you had sex with her stepsister, to keep it down when having sex in an apartment and advises against having someone sketch you in the nude.

CHAPTERS:

  • 00:00 Coming Up
  • 01:26 - Aristotle Athari!
  • 15:20 - Call 1: Not My Soulmate?!
  • 29:56 - Call 2: Dated The Stepsister
  • 42:00 - Call 3: Neighbor Sex
  • 50:22 - Thanks & Plugs

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ABOUT " UNSOUND ADVICE"

Comedian LARA BEITZ ("bites") hosts "UNSOUND ADVICE," the new series that offers you help from someone who's been a member of numerous 12-step programs for issues including substance abuse, relationship issues, finances, eating disorders and what she terms "family stuff." After putting in the work to turn her life around, her fellow comedians began seeking her advice. Now, she and her friends are opening up their circle to offer advice they have no business giving on how to tackle some of life's most daunting challenges and funniest conundrums.

]]>Aristotle Athari (SNL) stops by to share what keeps him up at night and how he learned to play guitar for free. Lara, on the other hand, can't stop interrupting a caller and despite being hopped up on Melatonin, thinks you should tell your girlfriend you had sex with her stepsister, to keep it down when having sex in an apartment and advises against having someone sketch you in the nude.

CHAPTERS:

  • 00:00 Coming Up
  • 01:26 - Aristotle Athari!
  • 15:20 - Call 1: Not My Soulmate?!
  • 29:56 - Call 2: Dated The Stepsister
  • 42:00 - Call 3: Neighbor Sex
  • 50:22 - Thanks & Plugs

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ABOUT " UNSOUND ADVICE"

Comedian LARA BEITZ ("bites") hosts "UNSOUND ADVICE," the new series that offers you help from someone who's been a member of numerous 12-step programs for issues including substance abuse, relationship issues, finances, eating disorders and what she terms "family stuff." After putting in the work to turn her life around, her fellow comedians began seeking her advice. Now, she and her friends are opening up their circle to offer advice they have no business giving on how to tackle some of life's most daunting challenges and funniest conundrums.

]]>73d72fa0-c7cb-4d6e-87d5-1b1914e76582Tue, 15 Aug 2023 03:00:00 -070051:03yesfull1111111Lara BeitzKatherine Blanford Understands CheatersKatherine Blanford Understands CheatersWe're back to taking your calls this week just in time for Katherine Blanford (The Tonight Show) and Lara to give you different techniques on how to keep plants "alive," draw boundaries, and care for an elderly parent. Plus, they compare relationships, or rather figure out which one of them is actually in a relationship.

CHAPTERS:

  • 00:00 Coming Up
  • 01:55 Katherine Blanford!
  • 02:55 Lara Has a Knife & Taser
  • 11:40 Does Katherine Have a Boyfriend?
  • 17:09 Call 1: Boundaries with Friends
  • 31:27 Call 2: My Dad Has Parkinson's
  • 43:55 Call 3: How Do I Keep Plants Alive?
  • 53:58 Thanks & Plugs

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ABOUT " UNSOUND ADVICE"

Comedian LARA BEITZ ("bites") hosts "UNSOUND ADVICE," the new series that offers you help from someone who's been a member of numerous 12-step programs for issues including substance abuse, relationship issues, finances, eating disorders and what she terms "family stuff." After putting in the work to turn her life around, her fellow comedians began seeking her advice. Now, she and her friends are opening up their circle to offer advice they have no business giving on how to tackle some of life's most daunting challenges and funniest conundrums.

]]>We're back to taking your calls this week just in time for Katherine Blanford (The Tonight Show) and Lara to give you different techniques on how to keep plants "alive," draw boundaries, and care for an elderly parent. Plus, they compare relationships, or rather figure out which one of them is actually in a relationship.

CHAPTERS:

  • 00:00 Coming Up
  • 01:55 Katherine Blanford!
  • 02:55 Lara Has a Knife & Taser
  • 11:40 Does Katherine Have a Boyfriend?
  • 17:09 Call 1: Boundaries with Friends
  • 31:27 Call 2: My Dad Has Parkinson's
  • 43:55 Call 3: How Do I Keep Plants Alive?
  • 53:58 Thanks & Plugs

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ABOUT " UNSOUND ADVICE"

Comedian LARA BEITZ ("bites") hosts "UNSOUND ADVICE," the new series that offers you help from someone who's been a member of numerous 12-step programs for issues including substance abuse, relationship issues, finances, eating disorders and what she terms "family stuff." After putting in the work to turn her life around, her fellow comedians began seeking her advice. Now, she and her friends are opening up their circle to offer advice they have no business giving on how to tackle some of life's most daunting challenges and funniest conundrums.

]]>13bd9a65-609f-4444-bbe2-c9248d339e76Tue, 08 Aug 2023 03:00:00 -070054:49yesfull1101101Lara BeitzErik Griffin Fixes YOUR RelationshipErik Griffin Fixes YOUR RelationshipErik Griffin joins us to fix Lara's problem and blows off your calls in the process. We were going to help Larry from Omaha, Nathalie from Indianapolis, and YOU, but we'll get to those next week Right now, Lara's the focus, but we can all take something from Erik to improve our situations.

CHAPTERS:

  • 00:00 Coming Up
  • 01:31 Erik Griffin Tastes The Soup
  • 04:48 Let's Talk Lara
  • 56:55 Lara Cuts Erik Off

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ABOUT " UNSOUND ADVICE"

Comedian LARA BEITZ ("bites") hosts "UNSOUND ADVICE," the new series that offers you help from someone who's been a member of numerous 12-step programs for issues including substance abuse, relationship issues, finances, eating disorders and what she terms "family stuff." After putting in the work to turn her life around, her fellow comedians began seeking her advice. Now, she and her friends are opening up their circle to offer advice they have no business giving on how to tackle some of life's most daunting challenges and funniest conundrums.

]]>Erik Griffin joins us to fix Lara's problem and blows off your calls in the process. We were going to help Larry from Omaha, Nathalie from Indianapolis, and YOU, but we'll get to those next week Right now, Lara's the focus, but we can all take something from Erik to improve our situations.

CHAPTERS:

  • 00:00 Coming Up
  • 01:31 Erik Griffin Tastes The Soup
  • 04:48 Let's Talk Lara
  • 56:55 Lara Cuts Erik Off

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ABOUT " UNSOUND ADVICE"

Comedian LARA BEITZ ("bites") hosts "UNSOUND ADVICE," the new series that offers you help from someone who's been a member of numerous 12-step programs for issues including substance abuse, relationship issues, finances, eating disorders and what she terms "family stuff." After putting in the work to turn her life around, her fellow comedians began seeking her advice. Now, she and her friends are opening up their circle to offer advice they have no business giving on how to tackle some of life's most daunting challenges and funniest conundrums.

]]>77fe36cc-536d-40bd-abba-10b252f0eb7fTue, 01 Aug 2023 03:00:00 -070057:45yesfull19191Lara BeitzFahim Anwar Flies Spirit AirlinesFahim Anwar Flies Spirit AirlinesFahim Anwar and Lara try to keep the show on the rails as they offer advice on how to stop sexting behind your partner's back, the beauty of being by yourself, how to avoid being scammed, and why living in your basement may be your best option. Lara also discovers she was lied to as a child about tornadoes and Fahim reveals the truth about Pringles. Warning: Fahim's travel hacks aren't for everyone.

CHAPTERS:

  • 00:00 Coming Up
  • 06:44 CALL 1 - I Got Caught Sexting 2X
  • 23:08 CALL 2 - Avoid Scams! (And we go off the rails)
  • 40:09 CALL 3 - My Husband's Tornado Anxiety
  • 51:48 Thanks & Plugs 

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ABOUT " UNSOUND ADVICE"

Comedian LARA BEITZ ("bites") hosts "UNSOUND ADVICE," the new series that offers you help from someone who's been a member of numerous 12-step programs for issues including substance abuse, relationship issues, finances, eating disorders and what she terms "family stuff." After putting in the work to turn her life around, her fellow comedians began seeking her advice. Now, she and her friends are opening up their circle to offer advice they have no business giving on how to tackle some of life's most daunting challenges and funniest conundrums.

]]>Fahim Anwar and Lara try to keep the show on the rails as they offer advice on how to stop sexting behind your partner's back, the beauty of being by yourself, how to avoid being scammed, and why living in your basement may be your best option. Lara also discovers she was lied to as a child about tornadoes and Fahim reveals the truth about Pringles. Warning: Fahim's travel hacks aren't for everyone.

CHAPTERS:

  • 00:00 Coming Up
  • 06:44 CALL 1 - I Got Caught Sexting 2X
  • 23:08 CALL 2 - Avoid Scams! (And we go off the rails)
  • 40:09 CALL 3 - My Husband's Tornado Anxiety
  • 51:48 Thanks & Plugs 

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ABOUT " UNSOUND ADVICE"

Comedian LARA BEITZ ("bites") hosts "UNSOUND ADVICE," the new series that offers you help from someone who's been a member of numerous 12-step programs for issues including substance abuse, relationship issues, finances, eating disorders and what she terms "family stuff." After putting in the work to turn her life around, her fellow comedians began seeking her advice. Now, she and her friends are opening up their circle to offer advice they have no business giving on how to tackle some of life's most daunting challenges and funniest conundrums.

]]>ae695a2b-1cb8-46c3-a902-288da9856456Tue, 25 Jul 2023 03:00:00 -070052:54yesfull18181Lara BeitzFind Your Patrick Swayze with The Sklar BrothersFind Your Patrick Swayze with The Sklar BrothersJason & Randy Sklar don't waste any time getting into it with Lara. The trio reveals the one thing you need to figure out on a first date, how to respond to being ghosted, what mafia techniques you can apply to your job and disagree on ways to.. and if you should... help your friends lose weight.

CHAPTERS:

  • 00:00 Coming Up
  • 03:57 CALL 1 - Should You Help Your Friends Lose Weight
  • 13:00 CALL 2 - Meet Your Soulmate
  • 26:54 CALL 3 - Road Trip Ghost
  • 39:18 CALL 4 - My Coworkers Suck 

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ABOUT " UNSOUND ADVICE"

Comedian LARA BEITZ ("bites") hosts "UNSOUND ADVICE," the new series that offers you help from someone who's been a member of numerous 12-step programs for issues including substance abuse, relationship issues, finances, eating disorders and what she terms "family stuff." After putting in the work to turn her life around, her fellow comedians began seeking her advice. Now, she and her friends are opening up their circle to offer advice they have no business giving on how to tackle some of life's most daunting challenges and funniest conundrums.

]]>Jason & Randy Sklar don't waste any time getting into it with Lara. The trio reveals the one thing you need to figure out on a first date, how to respond to being ghosted, what mafia techniques you can apply to your job and disagree on ways to.. and if you should... help your friends lose weight.

CHAPTERS:

  • 00:00 Coming Up
  • 03:57 CALL 1 - Should You Help Your Friends Lose Weight
  • 13:00 CALL 2 - Meet Your Soulmate
  • 26:54 CALL 3 - Road Trip Ghost
  • 39:18 CALL 4 - My Coworkers Suck 

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ABOUT " UNSOUND ADVICE"

Comedian LARA BEITZ ("bites") hosts "UNSOUND ADVICE," the new series that offers you help from someone who's been a member of numerous 12-step programs for issues including substance abuse, relationship issues, finances, eating disorders and what she terms "family stuff." After putting in the work to turn her life around, her fellow comedians began seeking her advice. Now, she and her friends are opening up their circle to offer advice they have no business giving on how to tackle some of life's most daunting challenges and funniest conundrums.

]]>1d11b7ac-9e9b-4153-af59-c5d903d30520Tue, 18 Jul 2023 02:00:00 -070048:55yesfull17171Lara BeitzRon Funches Opens Some Bad MilkRon Funches Opens Some Bad MilkRon brings the tough love on getting through a divorce and a separation while raising a child with autism.  Lara offers her secret to finding confidence and how she made it to 9 years of sobriety.  They offer listeners suggestions on handling people you don’t like, purging clutter, and how to go on a date that doesn’t involve food.

CHAPTERS:

  • 00:00 Open
  • 01:15 Introduction
  • 02:11 Ron Funches!
  • 06:55 Lara's 9 Years Sober
  • 09:39 CALL 1: I Don't Like People
  • 15:27 CALL 2: My Bosses Like Me
  • 20:05 CALL 3: I Can't Purge
  • 27:10 CALL 4: How To Become A Comedian Like You
  • 40:13 CALL 5: Stop Eating Cookies!
  • 48:05 Plugs & Thanks

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ABOUT " UNSOUND ADVICE"

Comedian LARA BEITZ ("bites") hosts "UNSOUND ADVICE," the new series that offers you help from someone who's been a member of numerous 12-step programs for issues including substance abuse, relationship issues, finances, eating disorders and what she terms "family stuff." After putting in the work to turn her life around, her fellow comedians began seeking her advice. Now, she and her friends are opening up their circle to offer advice they have no business giving on how to tackle some of life's most daunting challenges and funniest conundrums.

]]>Ron brings the tough love on getting through a divorce and a separation while raising a child with autism.  Lara offers her secret to finding confidence and how she made it to 9 years of sobriety.  They offer listeners suggestions on handling people you don’t like, purging clutter, and how to go on a date that doesn’t involve food.

CHAPTERS:

  • 00:00 Open
  • 01:15 Introduction
  • 02:11 Ron Funches!
  • 06:55 Lara's 9 Years Sober
  • 09:39 CALL 1: I Don't Like People
  • 15:27 CALL 2: My Bosses Like Me
  • 20:05 CALL 3: I Can't Purge
  • 27:10 CALL 4: How To Become A Comedian Like You
  • 40:13 CALL 5: Stop Eating Cookies!
  • 48:05 Plugs & Thanks

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ABOUT " UNSOUND ADVICE"

Comedian LARA BEITZ ("bites") hosts "UNSOUND ADVICE," the new series that offers you help from someone who's been a member of numerous 12-step programs for issues including substance abuse, relationship issues, finances, eating disorders and what she terms "family stuff." After putting in the work to turn her life around, her fellow comedians began seeking her advice. Now, she and her friends are opening up their circle to offer advice they have no business giving on how to tackle some of life's most daunting challenges and funniest conundrums.

]]>beaa69c1-f13f-430e-b586-7be59a5d2df3Tue, 11 Jul 2023 03:00:00 -070049:42yesfull16161Ron brings the tough love and shares how he got through divorce and a separation while raising a child with autism. Lara offers him her secret to finding confidence and how she made it to 9 years of sobriety. They offer listeners suggestions on handling people you don’t like, purging clutter, and how to go on a date that doesn’t involve food.Lara BeitzGo Fiji Yourself with Justin MartindaleGo Fiji Yourself with Justin MartindaleLara and Justin tell you how to recognize the qualities of a good friend and when Six Flags is better than Fiji.  They also advise listeners on if you or your partner is the mess, what you can learn from people's reactions to boundaries you’ve set, and how long to wait to have sex.

CHAPTERS:

  • 00:00 Open
  • 03:33 Justin Martindale!
  • 14:32 CALL 1: Stop Dating Messes!
  • 24:42 CALL 2: Destination Birthday?!
  • 30:38 CALL 3: Bringing Mom Back Into My Life?
  • 41:42 Thanks & Plugs

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ABOUT " UNSOUND ADVICE"

Comedian LARA BEITZ ("bites") hosts "UNSOUND ADVICE," the new series that offers you help from someone who's been a member of numerous 12-step programs for issues including substance abuse, relationship issues, finances, eating disorders and what she terms "family stuff." After putting in the work to turn her life around, her fellow comedians began seeking her advice. Now, she and her friends are opening up their circle to offer advice they have no business giving on how to tackle some of life's most daunting challenges and funniest conundrums.

]]>Lara and Justin tell you how to recognize the qualities of a good friend and when Six Flags is better than Fiji.  They also advise listeners on if you or your partner is the mess, what you can learn from people's reactions to boundaries you’ve set, and how long to wait to have sex.

CHAPTERS:

  • 00:00 Open
  • 03:33 Justin Martindale!
  • 14:32 CALL 1: Stop Dating Messes!
  • 24:42 CALL 2: Destination Birthday?!
  • 30:38 CALL 3: Bringing Mom Back Into My Life?
  • 41:42 Thanks & Plugs

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ABOUT " UNSOUND ADVICE"

Comedian LARA BEITZ ("bites") hosts "UNSOUND ADVICE," the new series that offers you help from someone who's been a member of numerous 12-step programs for issues including substance abuse, relationship issues, finances, eating disorders and what she terms "family stuff." After putting in the work to turn her life around, her fellow comedians began seeking her advice. Now, she and her friends are opening up their circle to offer advice they have no business giving on how to tackle some of life's most daunting challenges and funniest conundrums.

]]>f3df859b-4775-4214-ae26-8279f4866804Tue, 04 Jul 2023 02:00:00 -070042:46nofull15151Lara and Justin tell you how to recognize the qualities of a good friend and when Six Flags is better than Fiji. They also advise listeners on what you can learn from people's reactions to boundaries you’ve set, how long to wait to have sex, and how to cook the best hard boiled egg.Lara BeitzAida Rodriguez Is Taking Down Your IG PostAida Rodriguez Is Taking Down Your IG PostAida Rodriguez has survived more than most in her life, so she’s got some serious "staying alive" techniques, a mantra from the singer, Estelle, and advice on reconnecting with estranged parents.  Her modeling career taught her acceptance and that eating disorders are not a white girl disease.  She and Lara discuss why to have a guest list at your funeral, how to break up with a hairstylist, and why you should enjoy your loved ones while they're still here.

CHAPTERS:

  • 00:00 Open
  • 01:11 Setting Up The Convo
  • 03:20 Checking In on Lara's Breakup
  • 04:52 Thanks listeners!
  • 05:36 Aida Rodriguez!!
  • 22:12 Call 1: Breaking Up with a Hairstylist
  • 26:10 Call 2: Biological Mom Reached Out on FB
  • 38:21 Call 3: Fearing the Death of a Pet
  • 45:22 Call 4: Managing Your Energy on The Road
  • 52:36 Thanks & Plugs!

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ABOUT " UNSOUND ADVICE"

Comedian LARA BEITZ ("bites") hosts "UNSOUND ADVICE," the new series that offers you help from someone who's been a member of numerous 12-step programs for issues including substance abuse, relationship issues, finances, eating disorders and what she terms "family stuff." After putting in the work to turn her life around, her fellow comedians began seeking her advice. Now, she and her friends are opening up their circle to offer advice they have no business giving on how to tackle some of life's most daunting challenges and funniest conundrums.

]]>Aida Rodriguez has survived more than most in her life, so she’s got some serious "staying alive" techniques, a mantra from the singer, Estelle, and advice on reconnecting with estranged parents.  Her modeling career taught her acceptance and that eating disorders are not a white girl disease.  She and Lara discuss why to have a guest list at your funeral, how to break up with a hairstylist, and why you should enjoy your loved ones while they're still here.

CHAPTERS:

  • 00:00 Open
  • 01:11 Setting Up The Convo
  • 03:20 Checking In on Lara's Breakup
  • 04:52 Thanks listeners!
  • 05:36 Aida Rodriguez!!
  • 22:12 Call 1: Breaking Up with a Hairstylist
  • 26:10 Call 2: Biological Mom Reached Out on FB
  • 38:21 Call 3: Fearing the Death of a Pet
  • 45:22 Call 4: Managing Your Energy on The Road
  • 52:36 Thanks & Plugs!

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ABOUT " UNSOUND ADVICE"

Comedian LARA BEITZ ("bites") hosts "UNSOUND ADVICE," the new series that offers you help from someone who's been a member of numerous 12-step programs for issues including substance abuse, relationship issues, finances, eating disorders and what she terms "family stuff." After putting in the work to turn her life around, her fellow comedians began seeking her advice. Now, she and her friends are opening up their circle to offer advice they have no business giving on how to tackle some of life's most daunting challenges and funniest conundrums.

]]>33068168-24c0-44a8-b888-273c661c97f7Tue, 27 Jun 2023 02:00:00 -070054:05nofull14141As a child, Aida was kidnapped by her mom and then abducted by her grandmother, so she’s got some serious survival techniques and advice on reconnecting with your estranged parents. Her modeling career taught her acceptance and that eating disorders are not a white girl disease. She and Lara discuss why to have a guest list at your funeral, how to break up with a hairstylist, and why you should enjoy your loved ones while they're still here.Lara BeitzMarc Maron's Colon-odysseyMarc Maron's Colon-odysseyAfter thousands of miles on the road together, Lara and Marc share some of the best advice they’ve gained from 12 step programs, how Marc found the nerve to make a career change, how you can accept a cat into your life, and the importance of regular medical check ups. They offer listeners tips on eating healthy when traveling, how to handle friends with differing political views, and the wrong way to find out if someone likes you in that way... oh, and that you should always turn off your cell phone when recording a podcast.

CHAPTERS:

  • 00:00 Open
  • 04:14 Marc Maron!
  • 17:44 Marc's Cooking Advice
  • 20:09 Marc's Colonoscopy
  • 27:59 Crazy Diets
  • 34:14 Call 1: Eating healthy on the road
  • 39:57 Call 2: Friends with other political views
  • 42:25 Call 3: Telling someone you like them
  • 50:17 Plugs & Thanks

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ABOUT " UNSOUND ADVICE"

Comedian LARA BEITZ ("bites") hosts "UNSOUND ADVICE," the new series that offers you help from someone who's been a member of numerous 12-step programs for issues including substance abuse, relationship issues, finances, eating disorders and what she terms "family stuff." After putting in the work to turn her life around, her fellow comedians began seeking her advice. Now, she and her friends are opening up their circle to offer advice they have no business giving on how to tackle some of life's most daunting challenges and funniest conundrums.

]]>After thousands of miles on the road together, Lara and Marc share some of the best advice they’ve gained from 12 step programs, how Marc found the nerve to make a career change, how you can accept a cat into your life, and the importance of regular medical check ups. They offer listeners tips on eating healthy when traveling, how to handle friends with differing political views, and the wrong way to find out if someone likes you in that way... oh, and that you should always turn off your cell phone when recording a podcast.

CHAPTERS:

  • 00:00 Open
  • 04:14 Marc Maron!
  • 17:44 Marc's Cooking Advice
  • 20:09 Marc's Colonoscopy
  • 27:59 Crazy Diets
  • 34:14 Call 1: Eating healthy on the road
  • 39:57 Call 2: Friends with other political views
  • 42:25 Call 3: Telling someone you like them
  • 50:17 Plugs & Thanks

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ABOUT " UNSOUND ADVICE"

Comedian LARA BEITZ ("bites") hosts "UNSOUND ADVICE," the new series that offers you help from someone who's been a member of numerous 12-step programs for issues including substance abuse, relationship issues, finances, eating disorders and what she terms "family stuff." After putting in the work to turn her life around, her fellow comedians began seeking her advice. Now, she and her friends are opening up their circle to offer advice they have no business giving on how to tackle some of life's most daunting challenges and funniest conundrums.

]]>fd6767f3-3bfc-4c76-9474-d62e62e16349Tue, 20 Jun 2023 02:00:00 -070052:14nofull13131After thousands of miles on the road together, Lara and Marc share some of the best advice they’ve gained from 12 step programs, how Marc found the nerve to make a career change, how you can accept a cat into your life, and the importance of regular medical check ups. They offer listeners tips on eating healthy when traveling, how to handle friends with differing political views, and the wrong way to find out if someone likes you in that way... oh, and that you should always turn off your cell phone when recording a podcast.Lara BeitzTaylor Tomlinson's Never Been In JailTaylor Tomlinson's Never Been In JailLara and Taylor compare their experiences battling bipolar disorder… and how it landed Lara in jail.  They help listeners identify what time is too late to call your partner to pick you up drunk, how to handle a kid who's not reaching their full potential, and when it’s okay to look through your partner’s phone. They also offer advice on moving on from toxic relationships, the best lesson from high school, and how all of us can get through our next low.

CHAPTERS:

  • 00:00 Open
  • 01:08 Intro
  • 02:43 Taylor Tomlinson!
  • 14:39 CALLER 1: 4 AM Girlfriend
  • 24:09 CALLER 2: Break The Malaise
  • 28:04 Taylor's Most Unsound Advice
  • 34:51 CALLER 3: 2nd Wife Cheating?
  • 40:09 Advice for Teenage Taylor
  • 45:59 CALLER 4: Sorry, Not Sorry
  • 50:08 CALLER 5: Motivating a Kid
  • 55:03 Plugs & Stuff

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ABOUT " UNSOUND ADVICE"

Comedian LARA BEITZ ("bites") hosts "UNSOUND ADVICE," the new series that offers you help from someone who's been a member of numerous 12-step programs for issues including substance abuse, relationship issues, finances, eating disorders and what she terms "family stuff." After putting in the work to turn her life around, her fellow comedians began seeking her advice. Now, she and her friends are opening up their circle to offer advice they have no business giving on how to tackle some of life's most daunting challenges and funniest conundrums.

]]>Lara and Taylor compare their experiences battling bipolar disorder… and how it landed Lara in jail.  They help listeners identify what time is too late to call your partner to pick you up drunk, how to handle a kid who's not reaching their full potential, and when it’s okay to look through your partner’s phone. They also offer advice on moving on from toxic relationships, the best lesson from high school, and how all of us can get through our next low.

CHAPTERS:

  • 00:00 Open
  • 01:08 Intro
  • 02:43 Taylor Tomlinson!
  • 14:39 CALLER 1: 4 AM Girlfriend
  • 24:09 CALLER 2: Break The Malaise
  • 28:04 Taylor's Most Unsound Advice
  • 34:51 CALLER 3: 2nd Wife Cheating?
  • 40:09 Advice for Teenage Taylor
  • 45:59 CALLER 4: Sorry, Not Sorry
  • 50:08 CALLER 5: Motivating a Kid
  • 55:03 Plugs & Stuff

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ABOUT " UNSOUND ADVICE"

Comedian LARA BEITZ ("bites") hosts "UNSOUND ADVICE," the new series that offers you help from someone who's been a member of numerous 12-step programs for issues including substance abuse, relationship issues, finances, eating disorders and what she terms "family stuff." After putting in the work to turn her life around, her fellow comedians began seeking her advice. Now, she and her friends are opening up their circle to offer advice they have no business giving on how to tackle some of life's most daunting challenges and funniest conundrums.

]]>4911978f-1adb-4cc8-a92e-10d7b70edf61Tue, 13 Jun 2023 03:00:00 -070057:28nofull12121Lara and Taylor compare their experiences battling bipolar disorder… and how it landed Lara in jail. They offer advice on moving on from toxic relationships, advice they wish they’d received in high school, and how all of us can get through our next low. They also help listeners identify what time is too late to call your partner to pick you up drunk, how to handle a kid who's not reaching their full potential, and when it’s okay to look through your partner’s phone.Lara BeitzThis is All Pete Holmes' FaultThis is All Pete Holmes' FaultIn the premiere, Lara and Pete offer guidance on what self-defense weapons to keep in the bedroom, what to say to a comic after a show, why a voice in your head can save you from a life of therapy, how to survive as a comedian on the road, and how to overcome a fear of flying.  You’ll also find out what it’s like to open for Dave Chappelle at Radio City Music Hall.

In the premiere of "Unsound Advice," Lara and Pete offer guidance on what self-defense weapons to keep in the bedroom, what to say to a comic backstage, why a voice in your head can save you from a life of therapy, how to survive as a comedian on the road, and how to overcome a fear of flying. You’ll also find out what it’s like to open for Dave Chappelle at Radio City Music Hall.

CHAPTERS:

  • 00:00 Cold Open
  • 00:35 Title Sequence
  • 01:18 Welcome
  • 07:09 Pete Holmes
  • 18:59 CALLER 1: Jealous Cat
  • 22:48 Weapons in the Bedroom
  • 27:49 CALLER 2: How to be a Road Comic
  • 42:36 CALLER 3: Accent Wall Makes Lara Crumble
  • 58:10 CALLER 4: Scared to Fly
  • 01:05:30 Pete's Tour, Be a Part of the Show!, and Things Lara Loves

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ABOUT " UNSOUND ADVICE"

Comedian LARA BEITZ ("bites") hosts "UNSOUND ADVICE," the new series that offers you help from someone who's been a member of numerous 12-step programs for issues including substance abuse, relationship issues, finances, eating disorders and what she terms "family stuff." After putting in the work to turn her life around, her fellow comedians began seeking her advice. Now, she and her friends are opening up their circle to offer advice they have no business giving on how to tackle some of life's most daunting challenges and funniest conundrums.

]]>In the premiere, Lara and Pete offer guidance on what self-defense weapons to keep in the bedroom, what to say to a comic after a show, why a voice in your head can save you from a life of therapy, how to survive as a comedian on the road, and how to overcome a fear of flying.  You’ll also find out what it’s like to open for Dave Chappelle at Radio City Music Hall.

In the premiere of "Unsound Advice," Lara and Pete offer guidance on what self-defense weapons to keep in the bedroom, what to say to a comic backstage, why a voice in your head can save you from a life of therapy, how to survive as a comedian on the road, and how to overcome a fear of flying. You’ll also find out what it’s like to open for Dave Chappelle at Radio City Music Hall.

CHAPTERS:

  • 00:00 Cold Open
  • 00:35 Title Sequence
  • 01:18 Welcome
  • 07:09 Pete Holmes
  • 18:59 CALLER 1: Jealous Cat
  • 22:48 Weapons in the Bedroom
  • 27:49 CALLER 2: How to be a Road Comic
  • 42:36 CALLER 3: Accent Wall Makes Lara Crumble
  • 58:10 CALLER 4: Scared to Fly
  • 01:05:30 Pete's Tour, Be a Part of the Show!, and Things Lara Loves

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ABOUT " UNSOUND ADVICE"

Comedian LARA BEITZ ("bites") hosts "UNSOUND ADVICE," the new series that offers you help from someone who's been a member of numerous 12-step programs for issues including substance abuse, relationship issues, finances, eating disorders and what she terms "family stuff." After putting in the work to turn her life around, her fellow comedians began seeking her advice. Now, she and her friends are opening up their circle to offer advice they have no business giving on how to tackle some of life's most daunting challenges and funniest conundrums.

]]>54e8bf39-1be4-4711-97dd-0dfad782f664Tue, 06 Jun 2023 03:00:00 -070001:07:00yesfull11111Lara explains that Pete’s the reason this podcast exists, and Pete in return chooses to show how to be a true narcissist. In this episode, you’ll learn what you should say to a comic after a show, how to “Beitz it”, and what it's like to open for Dave Chappelle at Radio City Music Hall. Pete and Lara offer differing opinions on what self-defense weapons to keep in the bedroom and advise listeners on living life as a comedian on the road, how to overcome a fear of flying, and why a voice in your head can be the best self mercy.Lara BeitzListeners Have QuestionsListeners Have QuestionsI’m Here for YOU ❤️ Here's what some are asking.

#help #advice #podcast #12steps #getbetter #positive #lifecoach

]]>I’m Here for YOU ❤️ Here's what some are asking.

#help #advice #podcast #12steps #getbetter #positive #lifecoach

]]>33f2cf61-4545-46bd-8f23-e94455a64687Thu, 01 Jun 2023 03:00:00 -070001:27yestrailer111Lara BeitzSneak PeekSneak PeekCOMING 6/6!! A brand new podcast where comedian Lara Beitz gives advice she has no business giving. Listen and subscribe.

If you’d like some Unsound Advice, email me at Lara@UnsoundAdvicePod.com.

]]>COMING 6/6!! A brand new podcast where comedian Lara Beitz gives advice she has no business giving. Listen and subscribe.

If you’d like some Unsound Advice, email me at Lara@UnsoundAdvicePod.com.

]]>e5aeccec-c3c0-4968-be2b-d083f071946eTue, 30 May 2023 14:30:00 -070001:26yestrailer111Lara Beitz