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BSG Razor - Patriarchy is Predictable

Wed, 01 Apr 2026 03:00:00 -0400

Laura and Xhafer revisit everyone's favorite other Battlestar. Laura learns some uncomfortable facts about Tobey Maguire. Xhafer explains the South of space. This episode covers the extended cut of Battlestar Galactica: Razor.

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BSG Razor Webisodes - Spooky Goo

Wed, 25 Mar 2026 03:00:00 -0400

Laura and Xhafer commiserate on turning 40. This episode covers the Battlestar Galactica: Razor Flashback webisodes.

BSG S3E20 - Super Secret Sixth Cylon

Wed, 04 Mar 2026 03:00:00 -0400

Laura and Xhafer reach the end of Season 3 with one lingering question: Is Bob Dylan Cylon god? Laura needs some Edward James Olmos motivation. Xhafer might donate a kidney if asked. This episode covers Battlestar Galactica Season 3, Episode 20: Crossroads, Part 2.

BSG S3E19 - Thiccc Episodes

Wed, 25 Feb 2026 03:00:00 -0400

Laura and Xhafer make a confession. Ticking clocks make Laura nervous. Xhafer is impressed they did the math. This episode covers Battlestar Galactica Season 3, Episode 19: Crossroads Part 1

BSG S3E18 - Just for Romo (Featuring Ryan from Yum Yum Podcast)

Wed, 18 Feb 2026 03:00:00 -0400

Ryan from Yum Yum Podcast joins Laura and Xhafer to avoid Romo FOMO. Laura wonders how many cats are in the fleet. Ryan shares a term of endearment. Xhafer's plan is a spreadsheet. This episode covers Battlestar Galactica Season 3, Episode 18: The Son Also Rises.

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BSG S3E17 - Content Warning, Leoben

Wed, 11 Feb 2026 03:00:00 -0400

Laura and Xhafer trade weird finger stories. Laura locks in her Final Five predictions. Xhafer wants to know more about space bugs. This episode covers Battlestar Galactica Season 3, Episode 17: Maelstrom.

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BSG S3E16 - Overtime at the End of the World

Wed, 04 Feb 2026 03:00:00 -0400

Laura and Xhafer reminisce about Myspace and OSHA violations. Laura makes a book-burning exception. Xhafer declares his presidential platform. This episode covers Battlestar Galactica Season 3, Episode 16: Dirty Hands.

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BSG S3E15 - Bad Day for Papadama

Wed, 28 Jan 2026 03:00:00 -0400

Laura and Xhafer just want you to know it's ok to say I love you. Laura has concerns about Galatica's airlock maintenance program. Xhafer's hair gets frozen. This episode covers Battlestar Galactica Season 3, Episode 15: A Day in the Life.

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BSG S3E14 - Technobabble Face

Wed, 21 Jan 2026 03:00:00 -0400

Laura and Xhafer discuss the importance of the comma. Laura learns some new slang. Xhafer wants more numbers. This episode covers Battlestar Galactica Season 3, Episode 14: The Woman King.

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BSG S3E13 - Magic Millenial Blood

Wed, 14 Jan 2026 03:00:00 -0400

Laura and Xhafer discuss video games, classic cars, and really just about anything other than this episode of BSG. Laura's Southern upbringing makes an appearance. Xhafer wants to eliminate sleep from his life. This episode covers Battlestar Galactica Season 3, Episode 13: Taking a Break From All Your Worries.

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BSG S3E12 - A Very Convenient Supernova

Wed, 07 Jan 2026 03:00:00 -0400

Laura and Xhafer start the year off right with more Battlestar Galactica. Laura doubts Cylon parenting skills. Xhafer gets mocked by Buc-ee's. This episode covers Battlestar Galactica Season 3, Episode 12: Rapture.

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BSG S3E11 - Planet of the Algae

Wed, 31 Dec 2025 03:00:00 -0400

Happy New Year! Laura and Xhafer discuss what makes a delicious planet. Laura is over having sinuses. Xhafer is not a fan of wet cold. This episode covers Battlestar Galactica Season 3, Episode 11: The Eye of Jupiter.

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Christmas Eve Special - Chekov's Sail Hole (Featuring Conductor Kristin)

Wed, 24 Dec 2025 03:00:00 -0400

It's Christmas Eve and Who Are You?'s 200th episode! What better way to celebrate than with friends watching Hallmark movies next to a toasty fire? Maestra Kristin Roach joins Laura and Xhafer for some holiday merriment and music while reviewing 2021's Christmas Sail, starring BSG's Katee Sackhoff.

You can find more of Kristin on Facebook and Instagram @kristinconducts or kristinroach.com.

Musical arrangement and piano by Kristin Roach

Original themes composed by Bear McCreary

Lyrics by Hugh Martin and Ralph Blane

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BSG S3E10 - Gaius Bias

Wed, 17 Dec 2025 03:00:00 -0400

Laura and Xhafer discuss which Cylon is most likely to own ferrets and sci-fi's most destructive throuple. Laura is mad at Starbuck, again. Xhafer figures out where the corners of BSG's paper supply went. This episode covers Battlestar Galactica Season 3, Episode 10: The Passage.

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BSG S3E9 - Don't Fight Your Dad

Wed, 10 Dec 2025 03:00:00 -0400

Laura and Xhafer celebrate Thanksgiving with a classic family brawl. Laura thinks moms and dads deserve to be happy, too. Xhafer breaks out the Prilosec. This episode covers Battlestar Galactica Season 3, Episode 9: Unfinished Business.

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BSG S3E8 - Super Sticky Eyes

Wed, 03 Dec 2025 03:00:00 -0400

Laura and Xhafer heroically dive into another episode of BSG. Laura finds out Heroes had more than two seasons. Xhafer protests the erasure of hero Carl Lumbly's non-Marvel career. This episode covers Battlestar Galactica Season 3, Episode 8: Hero.

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BSG S3E7 - Mental Space for the Segue

Wed, 26 Nov 2025 03:00:00 -0400

Laura and Xhafer talk AI assistants and fascism. Laura is ready to throw something at the TV. Xhafer thinks BSG really needs decon gel. This episode covers Battlestar Galactica Season 3, Episode 7: A Measure of Salvation.

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BSG S3E6 - Bad Hill to Die On

Wed, 19 Nov 2025 03:00:00 -0400

Laura and Xhafer admit this podcast is really just about chasing the high of making a good joke. Laura thinks everyone should have a dorm experience. Xhafer talks stonks. This episode covers Battlestar Galactica Season 3, Episode 6: Torn.

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BSG S3E5 - Just a Little Oedipus

Wed, 12 Nov 2025 03:00:00 -0400

Laura and Xhafer may be sick and tired, but all the more reason to chat BSG with friends. Laura calls out Starbuck's toxic masculinity. Xhafer gives a shoutout to his spreadsheet homies. This episode covers Battlestar Galactica Season 3, Episode 5: Collaborators.

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Outlander S1E1 - The Wind Winds Ominously

Wed, 05 Nov 2025 03:00:00 -0400

With Laura busy hitting the books this week, Ben from Last Time On steps in to help Xhafer review another Ronald D. Moore show, Outlander. Ben wonders how long it would take someone to realize they've time-traveled. Xhafer thinks Airbnbs need continental breakfasts. Gird your grundles, Bear McCreary is comin'! This episode covers Outlander Season 1, Episode 1: Sassenach.

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BSG S3E4 - Cylon Model UN (Featuring Bobsh!t)

Wed, 29 Oct 2025 03:00:00 -0400

Laura and Xhafer are joined by a new guest and member of the Star Trek meme industrial complex, Bobsh!t. Bob offers to change the lightbulbs on the Galatica. Laura is fully Ellen-pilled. Xhafer really hates Aerosmith. This episode covers Battlestar Galactica Season 3, Episode 4: Exodus, Part 2.

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BSG S3E3 - Top of Himbo Mountain

Wed, 22 Oct 2025 03:00:00 -0400

Laura and Xhafer rank the himbos of BSG. Laura wonders when Tyrol had time to shave his beard. Xhafer pitches for a Tushy sponsorship. This episode covers Battlestar Galactica Season 3, Episode 3: Exodus, Part 1.

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BSG S3E2 - Space Bones

Wed, 15 Oct 2025 03:00:00 -0400

Laura and Xhafer are bemused by football fans. Laura stans Zarek and Roslin. Xhafer gets half of a sunburn. This episode covers Battlestar Galactica Season 3, Episode 2: Precipice.

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BSG S3E1 - Leoben's Dreamhouse (Featuring Ben from Last Time On)

Wed, 08 Oct 2025 03:00:00 -0400

Laura and Xhafer welcome Ben back to the show for the season opener. Ben is not coming over to Leoben's for dinner. Laura admires Gaeta's luscious locks. Xhafer feels weird about metal chopsticks. This episode covers Battlestar Galactica Season 3, Episode 1: Occupation.

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BSG Resistance Webisodes - Dying for Celery

Wed, 01 Oct 2025 03:00:00 -0400

Laura and Xhafer are back to take a dive into BSG short-form media. Laura loves an identical twin scenario. Xhafer reviews Jammer's soap opera credits. This episode covers all 10 parts of BSG: The Resistance webisodes.

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BSG Mid-Series Recap - Beta Problems

Wed, 10 Sep 2025 03:00:00 -0400

Laura and Xhafer have made it halfway through BSG, which means it's time to take a look back, speculate on who is a Cylon, and answer some listener questions.

Who Are You? will return October 1st with season 3 of Battlestar Galactica!

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BSG S2E20 - Trauma Jenga Situation (Featuring Beth from Cool Girls Don't Look at Explosions)

Wed, 03 Sep 2025 03:00:00 -0400

Beth from Cool Girls returns to discuss Cylon sphincter detectors. Laura wonders what the Galatica crew is smoking. Xhafer mansplains comedy. This episode covers Battlestar Galactica Season 2, Episode 20: Lay Down Your Burdens, Part 2.

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BSG S2E19 - Big Meaty Computer

Wed, 27 Aug 2025 03:00:00 -0400

Laura and Xhafer come up with shipper names for Cally and Tyrol. Laura questions Baltar's debate prep strategy. Xhafer brings the energy. This episode covers Battlestar Galactica Season 2, Episode 19: Lay Down Your Burdens, Part 1.

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BSG S2E18 - Resurrection Kiddie Pool

Thu, 21 Aug 2025 03:00:00 -0400

Laura and Xhafer come to you from the shores of Lake Michigan with the second in-person record. Xhafer wins the Spud-lympics. Laura suspects the Cylon god must be a man. This episode covers Battlestar Galactica Season 2, Episode 18: Downloaded.

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BSG S2E17 - Dr. Rex Cervixx, Space Gynecologist

Wed, 13 Aug 2025 03:00:00 -0400

Laura and Xhafer discuss housekeeping preferences and pitch a new medical sci-fi show. Xhafer does the math, again. Laura continues to accuse everyone of being a Cylon. This episode covers Battlestar Galactica Season 2, Episode 17: The Captain's Hand.

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BSG S2E16 - Billystar Galactica (Featuring Ryan from YumYum Podcast)

Wed, 06 Aug 2025 03:00:00 -0400

Ryan from YumYum podcast joins to discuss Billy's rich characterization, Ellen Tigh, and his love of Dana Delany. This episode covers Battlestar Galactica Season 2, Episode 16: Sacrifice.

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BSG S2E15 - Dad's Sh*t Stein

Wed, 30 Jul 2025 03:00:00 -0400

Laura and Xhafer talk fighter aces. Xhafer needs a hit of that good math. Laura wonders if Livejournal is still live. This episode covers Battlestar Galactica Season 2, Episode 15: Scar.

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BSG S2E14 - Maximum Got

Wed, 23 Jul 2025 03:00:00 -0400

Laura and Xhafer express their appreciation of Doc Cottle. Laura has some critiques of Apollo's casual wardrobe. Xhafer tries to be a stairsman. This episode covers Battlestar Galactica Season 2, Episode 14: Black Market.

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BSG S2E13 - Weird Blood

Wed, 16 Jul 2025 03:00:00 -0400

Laura and Xhafer talk merchandising. Laura is pretty mad at Gaius Baltar. Xhafer recommends some Canadian cinema. This episode covers Battlestar Galactica Season 2, Episode 13: Epiphanies.

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BSG S2E12 - More Sweaties than a Magic Tournament

Wed, 09 Jul 2025 03:00:00 -0400

Laura and Xhafer pitch a BSG Home Alone episode. Laura reminds everyone that you can't fix them. Xhafer reveals the promotion to admiral is sealed with a kiss. This episode covers Battlestar Galactica Season 2, Episode 12: Resurrection Ship, Part 2.

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BSG S2E11 - The Needs of the Bill

Wed, 02 Jul 2025 03:00:00 -0400

After a downer movie review, it's time for an uplifting episode of Battlestar Galactica. Oh, wait... Laura peeps at sea turtles. Xhafer thinks GoPros are for perverts. This episode covers Battlestar Galactica Season 2, Episode 11: Resurrection Ship, Part 1.

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Black Hawk Downer

Wed, 25 Jun 2025 03:00:00 -0400

Welcome to Who Are You?, the only O-Negative sci-fi watchcast! Laura and Xhafer take a movie break to review one of the films that inspired the visual and tonal style of BSG, Black Hawk Down. Laura and Xhafer talk fonts. Laura appreciates good dust CGI. Xhafer refuses to sign in to Tumblr.

Content warning: War stuff. This episode gets heavy, so if you're not in the mood, we understand. We'll see you next week for more BSG!

BSG S2E10 - Lieutenant Binoculars (Featuring Ben from Last Time On)

Wed, 18 Jun 2025 03:00:00 -0400

Ben from Last Time On returns again to express his appreciation for stern brunettes. Laura is not impressed with Admiral Cain. Xhafer makes the face again. This episode covers Battlestar Galactica Season 2, Episode 10: Pegasus.

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BSG S2E9 - Big Man Scrap

Wed, 11 Jun 2025 03:00:00 -0400

Laura and Xhafer explore the world of novelty targets. Laura is delighted to have a ship named after her. Xhafer doesn't trust moonshine not served in a Mason jar. This episode covers Battlestar Galactica Season 2, Episode 9: Flight of the Phoenix.

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BSG S2E8 - Fleet Gone Wild

Wed, 04 Jun 2025 03:00:00 -0400

Laura and Xhafer share a rare lunchtime record session. Laura is easily deceived by Just for Men. Xhafer gets nostalgic for magazines. Today's episode covers Battlestar Galactica Season 2, Episode 8: Final Cut.

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BSG S2E7 - A Lot of Fee-fees on Kobol

Wed, 28 May 2025 03:00:00 -0400

Laura and Xhafer question AI's Googling ability. Laura wonders about Cylon god. Xhafer plays a numbers game. Today's episode covers Battlestar Galactica Season 2, Episode 7: Home Part 2.

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BSG S2E6 - Blood EBITDA

Wed, 21 May 2025 03:00:00 -0400

Laura and Xhafer take some time for tea. Xhafer slaps silly slogans on the renegade fleet's leadership. Laura laments the loss of nerds building old ships. Today's episode covers Battlestar Galactica Season 2, Episode 6: Home Part 1.

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BSG S2E5 - Cylon Cloud (Featuring Glo from Cool Girls Don't Look at Explosions)

Wed, 14 May 2025 03:00:00 -0400

Glo returns to discuss a very special Mother's Day episode of BSG. Laura's Cylon paranoia continues. Xhafer doesn't trust anyone who hasn't cried in a walk-in freezer. Today's episode covers Battlestar Galactica Season 2, Episode 5: The Farm.

A new season of Cool Girls Don't Look at Explosions is coming soon to your podcatcher of choice!

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BSG S2E4 - Damn Dirty Double Cylon

Wed, 07 May 2025 03:00:00 -0400

Laura breaks out the pinboard and red string as she makes the case for why everyone is a Cylon. Xhafer gives a space news update. Adama is risen indeed! Today's episode covers Battlestar Galactica Season 2, Episode 4: Resistance.

BSG S2E3 - Sincere Cheese

Wed, 30 Apr 2025 03:00:00 -0400

Laura and Xhafer find Galatica's missing pockets. Laura appreciates it when a show listens to her questions. Xhafer acknowledges our collective Chamalla withdrawals. Today's episode covers Battlestar Galactica Season 2, Episode 3: Fragged.

BSG S2E2 - Everyone Hates Rick Berman

Wed, 23 Apr 2025 03:00:00 -0400

In this week's episode, Laura and Xhafer discuss the harrowing events of Battlestar Galactica Season 2, Episode 2: Valley of Darkness. Laura warns against sticking a gun in your pants. Xhafer braces Laura for the next inevitable messed-up thing the show will throw at her.

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BSG S2E1 - Wig Complaints (Featuring Ben from Last Time On)

Wed, 16 Apr 2025 03:00:00 -0400

The clock starts again as Laura and Xhafer return with a new season of BSG and a special guest, Ben, from Last Time On! Ben has issues with the quality of Galatrica's survival gear. Laura wonders if ChatGPT can handle calculating galactic drift. Xhafer warns everyone not to put the straw in the forbidden Capri Sun. Today's episode covers Battlestar Galactica Season 2, Episode 1: Scattered.

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April Fools Episode 2 - You Are Who

Wed, 02 Apr 2025 03:00:00 -0400

Welcome to You Are Who, a reasonably well-done Dr. Who watchcast hosted by two chaos gremlins hellbent on destroying the spacetime continuum. In this week's episode, Beth who-splains the audience while poking the schism. Victor declares no one is too straight for David Tennant.

BSG S1E13 - Daddy's Pride Bosom (Featuring Beth from Cool Girls Don't Look at Explosions)

Wed, 26 Mar 2025 03:00:00 -0400

Beth from Cool Girls Don't Look at Explosions podcast joins to discuss this very extra season finale. Beth notices the fabric choices. Laura wonders why Cylon ships are so meaty. Xhafer is ready for a Mountain Goats BSG album. It's an episode so extra it has two Christ poses! It’s Battlestar Galactica Season 1, Episode 13: Kobol’s Last Gleaming Part 2.

Who Are You? will return with BSG season 2 on April 16th!

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BSG S1E12 - I Believed in McDonald's

Wed, 19 Mar 2025 03:00:00 -0400

It’s the penultimate episode of BSG Season 1, and Laura and Xhafer are still confused by the biological mechanics of the Cylon Raider. Laura is not in to boss fights. Xhafer hates seeing the car crash coming. Don't worry, kids! We have BSG at home. It’s Battlestar Galactica Season 1, Episode 12: Kobol’s Last Gleaming Part 1.

BSG S1E11 - Idiots of Caprica

Wed, 12 Mar 2025 03:00:00 -0400

Season 1 of BSG has already dealt with heavy topics like genocide and nuclear war, but today's episode explores the most frightening topic of all: presidential elections. Laura hates political podcasts in every universe. Xhafer proposes a new podcast for polyamorous specters. It's Battlestar Galactica Season 1, Episode 11: Colonial Day.

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BSG S1E10 - Oops, All Cylons (Featuring Victor from Dominion Media TV)

Wed, 05 Mar 2025 03:00:00 -0400

Victor from Dominion Media Television returns to discuss the show that dethroned Babylon 5 as his favorite. Laura recommends you take the antivenom. Victor warns us about stealth rattlesnakes. Xhafer reminds us Kamala tried to get us to see snakes. Welcome to the SnakeCast! It's Battlestar Galactica Season 1, Episode 10: Hand of God.

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BSG S1E9 - The Real Housewife of Battlestar Galactica (Featuring Ryan from Yum Yum Podcast)

Wed, 26 Feb 2025 03:00:00 -0400

Ryan from Yum Yum Podcast returns to discuss sci-fi tank tops, BSG's horniness, and the thrilling adventures of Helo and Sharon! Laura wonders what happened to Galactica's HR department. Xhafer appreciates Baltar doing the math. Everyone is drinking the silly juice in Battlestar Galactica Season 1, Episode 9: Tigh Me Up, Tigh Me Down.

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BSG S1E8 - Surprisingly Religious (Featuring Glo from Cool Girls Don't Look at Explosions)

Wed, 19 Feb 2025 03:00:00 -0400

Glo from Cool Girls Don't Look at Explosions joins Laura and Xhafer to discuss the quiet badassery of the schoolteacher. Laura questions the purpose of having a podcast if you don't use it to swear. Xhafer just wants to know about the food situation. Today's episode covers Battlestar Galactica Season 1, Episode 8: Flesh and Bone.

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Blade Runner - Big Deck Energy

Wed, 12 Feb 2025 03:00:00 -0400

Laura and Xhafer wonder if Cylons dream of electric sheep. Laura wants everyone to listen to Vangelis and chill. Xhafer can't pack bond with Roombas. It's the first movie break of the BSG season featuring Edward James Olmos in Blade Runner.

BSG S1E7 - Cyber Sinister

Wed, 05 Feb 2025 03:00:00 -0400

Laura and Xhafer discuss workplace bathroom etiquette. Baltar's Six shenanigans give Laura second-hand embarrassment. Xhafer doesn't participate in circle pokes. Today's episode covers Battlestar Galactica Season 1, Episode 7: Six Degrees of Separation.

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BSG S1E6 - Conspiracy Hackles

Wed, 29 Jan 2025 03:00:00 -0400

Laura and Xhafer question the wisdom of Galactica tour groups. Laura wonders if the Cylons just need to be loved. Xhafer needs his schemes to be clearer. Plus, Space TSA makes its ineffective return in Battlestar Galactica Season 1, Episode 6: Litmus.

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BSG S1E5 - Ship Meat

Wed, 22 Jan 2025 03:00:00 -0400

Laura and Xhafer ask hard-hitting questions like: "Can we give computers souls?" and "What happens if you cut the poop tube?" Laura forgets about Space Force. Xhafer is uncomfortable with the amount of footshots in Battlestar Galactica Season 1, Episode 5: You Can't Go Home Again.

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BSG S1E4 - Space Nebraska

Wed, 15 Jan 2025 03:00:00 -0400

It's flashbacks all the way down in Battlestar Galactica Season 1, Episode 4: Act of Contrition. Laura and Xhafer need more hidden-door bookcases in their lives. Laura hopes the Space Force gets sashes. Xhafer admires the cinematic artistry of combining two funerals with a love scene.

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BSG S1E3 - One Bad Taco Tuesday

Wed, 08 Jan 2025 03:00:00 -0400

Laura and Xhafer grapple with the sociopolitical questions posed in Battlestar Galactica - Season 1, Episode 3: Bastille Day.

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BSG S1E2 - Is It Stupid or Is It Cylon?

Wed, 01 Jan 2025 03:00:00 -0400

Laura and Xhafer ring in the New Year with Battlestar Galactica - Season 1, Episode 2: Water. Laura wonders if character stupidity is a symptom of being a Cylon. Xhafer speculates Gaeta will single-handedly keep the Galactica's Kinkos in business.

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BSG S1E1 - Sorry I Made You Do a War Crime, Son (Featuring Ben from LTO)

Wed, 25 Dec 2024 03:00:00 -0400

Ben from Last Time On joins Laura and Xhafer to bring you some Podmas cheer with one of the best episodes of BSG: Season 1, Episode 1 - 33. Laura wonders if God is a Cylon. Ben thinks about Rome. Xhafer suddenly disappears and reappears, garnering suspicion from his co-hosts.

BSG Miniseries Pt. 2 - Fanatical Realism

Wed, 18 Dec 2024 03:00:00 -0400

Things are heating up as Laura and Xhafer finish Part 2 of the Battlestar Galactica miniseries. Laura asks more questions Xhafer can't answer and stans a queen. Xhafer laments Starbuck's haircut and ponders the infinity of bullets. Join us as we do the mental math and marvel at the futility of fractions with large denominators and an unknown number of Cylons in the numerator. Let's hope Commander Adama can save the human race through the power of speeches and fairy tales. SO SAY WE ALL.

BSG Miniseries Pt. 1 - Resting Colonel Face

Wed, 11 Dec 2024 03:00:00 -0400

Laura and Xhafer are back and they have a plan...

Who Are You begins coverage of the Battlestar Galactica reboot with the 2003 miniseries, Part 1.

B5 Series Wrapup - An Anchor in the Wind

Wed, 13 Nov 2024 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers, as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura and Xhafer reflect on their experience rewatching Babylon 5 as adults and the impact the show and this podcast have had on their lives.

Who Are You? will return! Join Laura and Xhafer starting December 11th, 2024 on this feed as they begin their coverage of Battlestar Galactica 2004. If you've enjoyed the show so far, we hope you will join us and invite new or returning BSG fans on the journey.

The Lost Tales - Big Mandela Problems

Wed, 06 Nov 2024 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers, as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura and Xhafer reach the edge of the rim, reviewing the last piece of media in the B5 universe, Babylon 5: The Lost Tales.

B5 Book Club 4 - Londoing All Over the Place

Wed, 30 Oct 2024 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers, as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

It's the final B5 book club, and it's all Londo all the time! Laura and Xhafer compare their past and present impressions of B5: Legions of Fire (The Centauri Prime Trilogy).

Crusade: The Lost Episodes #2

Wed, 23 Oct 2024 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers, as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura and Xhafer discover the real crusade was the friends they made along the way. The PodFam returns for a script reading of the never-filmed season 1 finale of Crusade. Special thank you to Victor, Ben, Beth, Glo, Ryan, Austin, and Ahren for joining us on this crusade.

Crusade: The End of the Line

Original story written by J. Michael Straczynski

Crusade music composed by Evan H. Chen

Crusade: The Lost Episodes #1

Wed, 16 Oct 2024 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers, as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Not content with just watching all of Crusade, Laura and Xhafer invite many friends of the pod to do a table read of one of Crusade's unshot scripts featuring everyone's favorite psychic literary critic, Bester! Special thank you to Victor, Ben, Beth, Glo, Ryan, Austin, and Ahren for joining us on this crusade.

Crusade: Value Judgements

Original story written by J. Michael Straczynski

Crusade theme music composed by Evan H. Chen

Crusade 13 - Fine, Here's Babylon 5 (Featuring Ryan from Yum Yum Podcast)

Wed, 09 Oct 2024 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers, as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Ryan from Yum Yum Podcast joins Laura and Xhafer on the final episode of their crusade to finish Crusade. Meanwhile, the Excalibur finally visits Babylon 5. Lochley takes Gideon to Arby's in Crusade: Episode 7 - The Rules of the Game.

Crusade 12 - B Plot Disguised as an A Plot

Wed, 02 Oct 2024 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers, as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura and Xhafer wonder if any Crusade watch order makes sense. Meanwhile, Matheson gets an evaluation and Galen leads the Excalibur on a hyperspace adventure in Crusade: Episode 3 - The Well of Forever.

Crusade 11 - All Habsburg Chins

Wed, 25 Sep 2024 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers, as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura and Xhafer recast Crusade for the inevitable reboot. Meanwhile, the Excalibur crew discovers the Drakh Plague has made it off Earth among a colony of rogue cyber-soldiers in Crusade: Episode 5 - Patterns of the Soul.

Crusade 10 - All of It Is Too Vague

Wed, 18 Sep 2024 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers, as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura and Xhafer march ever closer to Crusade's end. Meanwhile, Gideon and Lochley try to stop a doomsday cult from attacking a plague conference in Crusade: Episode 6 - Ruling from the Tomb.

Crusade 9 - The Lady of the Bongwater

Wed, 11 Sep 2024 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers, as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura and Xhafer gaze into a crystal ball hoping to see a better episode in their future. Meanwhile, the Excalibur crew finds a guild navigator who helps angsty men with tortured backstories find solace in Crusade: Episode 4 - The Path of Sorrows.

Crusade 8 - We're on a Crusade to Finish Crusade (Featuring Victor from Dominion Media TV)

Wed, 04 Sep 2024 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers, as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Victor from Dominion Media Television joins Laura and Xhafer to share his upcoming podcast plans. Oh, and also discuss Crusade. Meanwhile, the Excalibur picks up a few stray B5 cast members in an attempt to boost ratings in Crusade: Episode 13 - Each Night I Dream of Home.

You can find more of Victor's work and news about upcoming events at https://www.facebook.com/DominionMediaTV/

Kung Fu and Chill - Office Space

Wed, 28 Aug 2024 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers, as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura and Xhafer have made it halfway through Crusade and take a little movie break to appreciate the iconic work of Gary Cole in the Y2K classic, Office Space.

Crusade 7 - Gary Cole is All of Us

Wed, 21 Aug 2024 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers, as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura and Xhafer record in-person for the first time from Fabulous Las Vegas! Meanwhile, Gideon knows the truth is out there as he searches for an elusive odor on the Excalibur in Crusade: Episode 12 - Visitors from Down the Street.

Crusade 6 - Skibidi Toilet Homunculus

Wed, 14 Aug 2024 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura introduces Xhafer to the wonders of Gen Alpha media. Meanwhile, the Excalibur crew explores yet another dead alien world with hidden secrets in Crusade: Episode 9 - Racing the Night.

Crusade 5 - Yum Yucked (Featuring Ben from Last Time On)

Wed, 07 Aug 2024 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Ben returns from the high seas just in time for a very special episode of Crusade. The HR nightmare on the Excalibur continues as the crew learns about the appropriate use of work computers in Crusade: Episode 11 - The Needs of Earth.

Crusade 4 - Technomage Shade

Wed, 31 Jul 2024 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura and Xhafer put their four episodes' worth of Crusade knowledge to the test. Meanwhile, the Excalibur crew explores an abandoned world with absurdly placed data crystals. Galen confronts the Technomages' dark past and Gideon asks: "What's in the box?" in Crusade: Episode 10 - The Memory of War.

Crusade 3 - The Creepy Fingers

Wed, 24 Jul 2024 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura and Xhafer jump ahead to the next episode in the JMS preferred order. Xhafer retires his B5 card collection. Laura thinks the show needs more PR Kevin. Meanwhile, the Excalibur crew explores a derelict alien starship and accidentally unleashes an HR nightmare in Crusade: Episode 8 - Appearances and Other Deceits.

Crusade 2 - Racist Against Reubens

Wed, 17 Jul 2024 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Xhafer prepares for a journey to the motherland. Laura questions the show's choice of fonts. Meanwhile, Gideon and Galen go on a D&D adventure in Crusade: Episode 2 - The Long Road.

Crusade 1 - I Like Pew Pews with My Pew Pews

Wed, 10 Jul 2024 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura and Xhafer begin their coverage of Crusade. Laura bemoans the show's sad beige aesthetic. Xhafer needs more cowbell in his space battles. Meanwhile, Captain Gideon assembles a crew to search for a cure for the Drakh Plauge in Crusade: Episode 1 - Warzone.

A Call To Arms - Candy Kurn (Featuring Victor from Dominion Media TV)

Wed, 03 Jul 2024 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura and Xhafer begin their journey into Crusade with a visit from Victor of Dominion Media Television. Laura questions Sheridan's new hairdo. Xhafer reminisces on his industrial-goth phase. Victor pitches a rewrite. Meanwhile, Sheridan and Garibaldi discover a new threat to Earth while testing prototype White Star destroyers in Babylon 5: A Call to Arms.

You can find more of Victor's work at https://www.facebook.com/DominionMediaTV

B5 Book Club 3 - Lots of Punching for Old Men

Wed, 26 Jun 2024 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Before diving into Crusade, Laura and Xhafer check in one last time on everyone's favorite Psi Cop turned Parisian literary critic. Does Garibaldi finally get his revenge? Will women 50 years younger stop throwing themselves at Bester? Does Lise finally have her moment to shine? Find out as we read The Psi Corps Trilogy Book 3: Final Reckoning - The Fate of Bester.

The Legend of the Rangers - For Some Reason, G'Kar

Wed, 19 Jun 2024 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura and Xhafer are back to give their review of LOTR! No, not that one. The one with zero-g martial arts and haunted spaceships. It's really not as cool as it sounds. Can we have Martin Sheen back? It's Babylon 5: The Legend of the Rangers.

#WLFTOWDFTO

The Road Home - Déjà Migraine

Wed, 29 May 2024 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura and Xhafer finally give their review of the newest addition to the B5 universe, The Road Home. Better late than never! Sheridan enters the Zathra-verse after becoming unstuck in time and learns that the real point of the universe is the friends he made along the way.

Who Are You? will return June 19th with coverage of the remaining B5 movies and spinoff series, Crusade.

River of Souls - The Spoopy Shit

Wed, 22 May 2024 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

With the mainline series behind them, Laura and Xhafer venture into the extended B5 universe with the TV movie, River of Souls. An archaeologist uncovers an alien artifact that he believes could lead to eternal life. Meanwhile, Soul Hunters descend upon Babylon 5 to recover their lost souls. Starring Ian McShane and Martin Sheen for some reason?!

Season 5 Recap - A Synthesis of My Interests

Wed, 15 May 2024 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura and Xhafer share listener feedback and review the highs and lows of the final season of Babylon 5.

S5E22 - I'm Not Crying

Wed, 08 May 2024 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura and Xhafer shed a few tears before passing beyond the Rim as they conclude their coverage of Babylon 5. Meanwhile, Sheridan's borrowed time is up and he summons his friends and colleagues for one last big chill in Babylon 5 - Season 5, Episode 22: Sleeping in Light.

S5E21 - The Dude Does Not Abide (Featuring Scott McFarland of Grey 17 Podcast)

Wed, 01 May 2024 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura and Xhafer welcome back Scott McFarland of Grey 17 Podcast to recap the penultimate episode of Babylon 5! Meanwhile, Sheridan and Delenn finally leave the station, the underlings get promotions, and Lennier's character gets ruined in Babylon 5 - Season 5, Episode 21: Objects at Rest.

You can find Grey 17 - A Babylon 5 Podcast on your favorite pod catcher.

S5E20 - Gut Math

Wed, 24 Apr 2024 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura and Xhafer play their last hand of Plot Poker for the main series, revisiting Day of the Dead from Vir's perspective. Meanwhile, yet another assassin makes his way to the station to attempt taking out Garibaldi. G'Kar and Lyta prepare to leave for good in Babylon 5 - Season 5, Episode 20: Objects in Motion.

S5E19 - Needlessly Horny Conversations

Wed, 17 Apr 2024 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura and Xhafer pick alignments for the remaining recurring minor characters. Meanwhile, Garibaldi fails upwards, G'Kar gets idolized, Lyta gets thrown in the slammer, and Delenn gets surprising news in Babylon 5 - Season 5, Episode 19: Wheel of Fire.

S5E18 - Caught Between a Rock and No Hiding Place

Wed, 10 Apr 2024 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura and Xhafer get excited for STLV and share their plans for the future of this show. Meanwhile, members of the ISA continue to bombard Centauri Prime, the Drakh reveal themselves, Londo accepts his fate, and Lennier makes an awkward confession in Babylon 5 - Season 5, Episode 18: The Fall of Centauri Prime.

S5E17 - Sauerkraut Cockpit

Wed, 03 Apr 2024 03:00:00 -0400

Join Ben and Victor, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Victor celebrates a career change and finally calls out his AOL message board nemesis. Ben touts his Mortal Kombat prowess. Meanwhile, the Centauri crisis escalates as some ISA members take matters into their own hands, Londo gets probed, and Lyta and Franklin undertake a secret mission in Babylon 5 - Season 5, Episode 17: Movements of Fire and Shadow.

S5E16 - Londo's Condo

Wed, 27 Mar 2024 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura and Xhafer finish out their fan recasting of Babylon 5 with Vir. Meanwhile, on B5, the other shoe finally drops as the ISA makes its case for war against the Centauri. Garibaldi falls deeper into the bottle and makes a critical mistake. Londo and G'Kar find a new living arrangement in Babylon 5 - Season 5, Episode 16: And All My Dreams, Torn Asunder.

S5E15 - The Gloose is Loose (Featuring Yum Yum Podcast)

Wed, 20 Mar 2024 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Ryan and Rachel from Yum Yum Podcast join Laura and Xhafer to talk about everyone's favorite character, Lise! Meanwhile, Lise returns to B5 to find out why Garibaldi hasn't called her in six months. Lise and Garibaldi have an awkward date. Lise discovers Garibaldi has relapsed in Babylon 5 - Season 5, Episode 15: Darkness Ascending.

You can find more Lise appreciation on Yum Yum Podcast wherever you get your podcasts.

S5E14 - Just Living for the Bits

Wed, 13 Mar 2024 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura and Xhafer play some Plot Poker. Meanwhile, Delenn recruits Lennier to undertake a secret mission, Londo harasses the Drazi Ambassador, and Vir has enough in Babylon 5 - Season 5, Episode 14: Meditations on the Abyss.

S5E13 - Children of the Psicorn (Featuring Jeremy Siegel)

Wed, 06 Mar 2024 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura and Xhafer are joined by musician and all-around swell guy, Jeremy Siegel, to talk about composing the Who Are You theme music, bad roommates, and watching an unusual episode of B5 with no context. Meanwhile, Bester and a pair of trainee Psi Cops track down a runaway telepath with multiple personalities in Babylon 5 - Season 5, Episode 13: The Corps is Mother, The Corps is Father.

You can find more of Jeremy's work at https://jeremysiegel42.bandcamp.com, on your favorite music streaming service as Nuclear Jaguar, and coming soon to your favorite podcatcher on Postapocalypse Now!

S5E12 - Buddy Banter

Wed, 28 Feb 2024 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura and Xhafer discuss alignments of prominent Season 5 characters. Meanwhile, G'Kar returns to the station to find himself regarded as a messiah among the Narn and Garibaldi undertakes a covert mission on the Drazi homeworld in Babylon 5 - Season 5, Episode 12: The Ragged Edge.

Saying Quips, Kicking Butt, and Kissing Babes - Army of Darkness (Featuring Benjamin Ahr Harrison)

Wed, 21 Feb 2024 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

We made it through Byron's arc and halfway through Season 5, which means we've earned a little movie break! Laura and Xhafer are joined by Benjamin Ahr Harrison of The Greatest Generation podcast to review Army of Darkness, featuring Babylon 5's Patricia Tallman.

You can find more of Ben on The Greatest Generation and The Greatest Trek podcasts.

S5E11 - Straight Up Asimoved

Wed, 14 Feb 2024 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura and Xhafer commemorate the end of Byron's arc with recast picks for Byron and Lyta. Bester returns to the station to recapture the rogue telepaths once and for all, but Byron has different plans in Babylon 5 - Season 5, Episode 11: Phoenix Rising.

S5E10 - A Little Podcast Homework

Wed, 07 Feb 2024 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura and Xhafer discuss their One favorite recent book, tv show, and holiday gift. Meanwhile, Byron's telepaths barricade themselves in down below to gain sympathy, while Londo and G'Kar rescue OG Na'toth from a Centauri prison cell in Babylon 5 - Season 5, Episode 10: A Tragedy of Telepaths.

S5E9 - Give War a Chance

Wed, 31 Jan 2024 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura and Xhafer bring you two Babylon 5 quizzes for the price of one! Meanwhile, Byron and the telepaths demand a home planet. Londo and G'Kar deal with Centauri palace intrigue, assassination attempts, and Boomer politicians in Babylon 5 - Season 5, Episode 9: In the Kingdom of the Blind.

S5E8 - G'Kar Doth Protest Too Much (Featuring Victor from Dominion Media Television)

Wed, 24 Jan 2024 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Victor from DMTv returns to uncover Laura and Xhafer's most deadly sins. Meanwhile, a section of the station receives a visit from the dead and, for some reason, Penn and Teller visit the station in Babylon 5 - Season 5, Episode 8: Day of the Dead.

You can find more of Victor on Last Time On podcast and Facebook.com/DominionMediaTV

S5E7 - Horny for Revenge

Wed, 17 Jan 2024 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura and Xhafer play some plot poker featuring the return of Londo's wives. Meanwhile, Franklin uncovers the dark secret of a potential ISA member race while Lyta and Byron make sweet telepath love in Babylon 5 - Season 5, Episode 7: Secrets of the Soul.

S5E6 - The Garibaldi Principle

Wed, 10 Jan 2024 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura and Xhafer give their picks for a Lochley recast. Meanwhile, Bester returns to the station to dismantle the telepath colony and we learn the only way to trust someone is to marry them in Babylon 5 - Season 5, Episode 6: Strange Relations.

S5E5 - Ambushed by Alfredo

Wed, 03 Jan 2024 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura reveals her desire to go back to school. Meanwhile, a pair of rangers-in-training get educated on the mean streets of Downbelow in Babylon 5 - Season 5, Episode 5: Learning Curve.

S5E4 - Meat Continuity Problems (Featuring Ben of Last Time On)

Thu, 28 Dec 2023 14:30:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Ben returns to interrogate Laura and Xhafer! Meanwhile, we see an attack on the station through the eyes of two simple men just trying to make their way in the universe in Babylon 5 - Season 5, Episode 4: A View from the Gallery.

You can find more of Ben on your podcatcher of choice on Last Time On podcast.

S5E3 - That's So Byron

Wed, 20 Dec 2023 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura and Xhafer discuss the D&D alignments of several departed characters from previous seasons. Meanwhile, Garibaldi decides telepaths would make great spies, Sheridan deals with a useless congress, and Lyta gets roped into solving other people's problems yet again in Babylon 5 - Season 5, Episode 3: The Paragon of Animals.

S5E2 - The Era of Incel Lennier

Wed, 13 Dec 2023 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura and Xhafer play some plot poker and unleash yet another crazed bomber on the station. Meanwhile, on B5 Londo suffers a heart attack and confronts his life choices in Babylon 5 - Season 5, Episode 2: The Very Long Night of Londo Mollari.

S5E1 - The Island of Misfit Telepaths

Wed, 06 Dec 2023 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura and Xhafer are back! A new season of B5 brings many changes: a new theme, a new commander, and a new mysterious, long-haired Englishman in Babylon 5 - Season 5, Episode 1: No Compromises.

Thirdspace - Vorlon Ex Machina

Wed, 15 Nov 2023 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura and Xhafer review the second B5 movie and, boy, are there feelings. A mysterious piece of ancient alien technology unleashes yet another species of tentacle monster on the station in Babylon 5: Thirdspace.

We will be back! Season 5 coverage starts December 6.

In the Beginning - Dukhat's Masturbatorium

Wed, 08 Nov 2023 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Before jumping into Season 5, Laura and Xhafer take a detour into the B5 Extended Universe with the first B5 TV movie. Find out the how the Earth-Minbari war actually started and how all the main characters met each other, but somehow forgot in Babylon 5: In the Beginning.

Season 4 Recap - Chill Vibes to Talk About Babylon 5

Wed, 01 Nov 2023 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Another season in the books! Laura and Xhafer reflect on reaching a milestone 100 episodes of the pod. Then, they recap the highs and lows of Babylon 5 season 4.

S4E22 - A.I. Garibaldi Destroys the World

Wed, 25 Oct 2023 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura and Xhafer unveil their plans for the future of this podcast. Meanwhile, the future of humanity and the fate of the Interstellar Alliance is revealed in Babylon 5 - Season 4, Episode 22: The Deconstruction of Falling Stars.

S4E21 - Thanks, Mussolini! (Featuring Victor from Dominion Media Television)

Wed, 18 Oct 2023 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Victor from Dominion Media Television returns to reveal what he really wants (to talk more B5, of course!). Sheridan resigns from Earthforce to protect his crew only to find himself thrust into an even larger role in Babylon 5 - Season 4, Episode 21: Rising Star.

Find more of Victor's work at facebook.com/dominionmediatv.

S4E20 - Going Scorched Earth on Twitter

Wed, 11 Oct 2023 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura and Xhafer recast Ivanova in honor of her final few appearances. Sheridan leads the final assault against Earth using some morally questionable tactics in Babylon 5 - Season 4, Episode 20: Endgame.

S4E19 - Praise Valen, Eat Flarn, and Lie (Featuring Ben from Last Time On)

Wed, 04 Oct 2023 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Ben returns to the pod to give an update on his new podcast with Xhafer, Last Time On. Garibaldi tries to redeem himself by leading the rescue of Sheridan on Mars while Ivanova leads the Whitestar fleet against a new threat in Babylon 5 - Season 4, Episode 19: Between the Darkness and the Light.

S4E18 - Corned Beef and Hash Erasure

Wed, 27 Sep 2023 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura and Xhafer discuss their fall-themed "The Ones." Sheridan gets trapped in the galaxy's worst black box theater in Babylon 5 - Season 4, Episode 18: Intersections in Real Time.

S4E17 - Nothing but Draals All the Way Down (Featuring Rachel and Ryan of Yum Yum Podcast)

Wed, 20 Sep 2023 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Ryan and Rachel of @YumYumPodcast return for another delightful discussion! Garibaldi finally learns his true purpose and Sheridan gets himself captured in Babylon 5 - Season 4, Episode 17: The Face of the Enemy.

S4E16 - Miracle Science, Not Depressing Science

Wed, 13 Sep 2023 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura and Xhafer are dealt their best hand yet as they play some Plot Poker with a new box of B5 TCG. Meanwhile, Garibaldi finally gets his ass to Mars to meet his mysterious new employer. Franklin discovers a new way to exploit Lyta in Babylon 5 - Season 4, Episode 16: The Exercise of Vital Powers.

S4E15 - Drop a Whitestar off at Z'ha'dum

Wed, 06 Sep 2023 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura and Xhafer reveal more of their 'Ones'. Sheridan finally engages in direct conflict with Earthforce and Londo attempts to make amends with G'Kar in Babylon 5 - Season 4, Episode 15: No Surrender, No Retreat.

S4E14 - Kill 'Em All and Let Reincarnation Sort It Out (Featuring Scott McFarland of Grey 17 Podcast)

Wed, 30 Aug 2023 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Scott from Grey 17 Podcast returns to discuss action figures, Walter Koenig, and, of course, this week's episode. Delenn makes a last stand to end the Minbari Civil War. Bester returns to B5 to make Lyta an offer in Babylon 5 - Season 4, Episode 14: Moments of Transition.

S4E13 - Casually Invisible

Wed, 23 Aug 2023 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Xhafer recounts his experiences at Star Trek Las Vegas and Laura an Xhafer play some more plot poker. Meanwhile, civil war has broken out on Minbar and Delenn attempts to make a deal with Neroon to broker peace. Sheridan plays mind games with the League of Non-aligned Worlds in Babylon 5 - Season 4 Episode 13: Rumors, Bargains, and Lies.

S4E12 - The Most Specific Wig in History

Wed, 16 Aug 2023 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Xhafer recounts his experience at the SDCC premiere of Babylon 5: The Road Home and gives his spoiler-free first impressions. Meanwhile, Garibaldi takes a job protecting an old flame and Zack has to actually do his job securing the station from his former boss in Babylon 5 - Season 4 Episode 12: Conflicts of Interest.

Old Man Fights - The Fugitive (Featuring Adam Pranica)

Wed, 09 Aug 2023 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura and Xhafer take another mid-season movie break with special guest Adam Pranica, co-host of The Greatest Generation and Greatest Trek podcasts! Just in time for the 30th anniversary, Laura, Xhafer and Adam review The Fugitive starring Harrison Ford, Tommy Lee Jones, and Babylon 5's Andreas Katsulas.

You can find more of Adam on your podcatcher of choice and @CutForTime on Twitter (or whatever we're calling it now).

S4E11 - Playing with His Denn'bok (Featuring Dominion Media TV)

Wed, 02 Aug 2023 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura and Xhafer are joined by special guest Victor Endriago, founder of Dominion Media Television, to talk about his true sci-fi love, Babylon 5. Find more of his work at Facebook.com/DominionMediaTV.

Meanwhile, Franklin and Marcus continue their adventures with the Mars Resistance, Delenn gets mansplained, and Sheridan forces Ivanova to make TikTok videos to reach a new audience in Babylon 5 - Season 4 Episode 11: Lines of Communication

S4E10 - Booty Call Ritual

Wed, 26 Jul 2023 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura and Xhafer reveal more of their Ones. Meanwhile, Franklin and Marcus get smuggled into the Mars Resistance, Garibaldi gets stalked by an 80s cover band, and Sheridan and Delenn discover their pleasure centers in Babylon 5 - Season 4 Episode 10: Racing Mars.

S4E9 - Sleep Drooler

Wed, 19 Jul 2023 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura and Xhafer recast the Minbari ambassadorial delegation. Meanwhile, Zack gets a new suit, Franklin and Marcus go on an adventure, and Delenn and Lennier review the tape in Babylon 5 - Season 4 Episode 9: Atonement.

S4E8 - Rube Goldberg Machine of Political Nonsense

Wed, 12 Jul 2023 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura and Xhafer discuss the D&D alignments of the ambassadorial attachés. Meanwhile, another ISN reporter comes to B5 to give a very fair and balanced look at the station for the population back on Earth in Babylon 5 - Season 4 Episode 8: The Illusion of Truth.

S4E7 - G'Kar 3:16

Wed, 05 Jul 2023 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura and Xhafer play some plot poker, creating an episode to give Lieutenant Corwin his time to shine. Meanwhile, the population of B5 celebrates the end of the Shadow War, but behind the scenes Psi Corps and Bester have other plans on Babylon 5 - Season 4 Episode 7: Epiphanies.

S4E6 - Ahel All the Time

Wed, 28 Jun 2023 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura and Xhafer recast the mysterious representatives of the Shadows and Vorlons before jumping into the Babylon Five-verse to discuss the first trailer for the B5 animated film. Meanwhile, the Shadow War comes to an end as Sheridan finally convinces the elder races to move into that big retirement community in the sky on Babylon 5 - Season 4 Episode 6: Into the Fire.

S4E5 - Big Suffering Dick Energy

Wed, 21 Jun 2023 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura and Xhafer discuss the smaller things that make them who they are. Meanwhile, Londo and Vir finally move against Emperor Cartagia while the B5 crew prepares for a final showdown with the Vorlons and Shadows on Babylon 5 - Season 4 Episode 5: The Long Night

S4E4 - We Ate Jesus

Wed, 14 Jun 2023 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura and Xhafer are joined by Ben to help get some corporate synergy between this podcast and the new one Xhafer and Ben are launching. Get ready for this podcast to do where it's gone sometimes before - Vorlons and Religion. It's Babylon 5 - Season 4 Episode 4: Falling Towards Apotheosis

S4E3 - Poor Vir, Who's Lennier?

Wed, 07 Jun 2023 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura and Xhafer talk alignments for the ambassadors. Ivanova tries to ditch Marcus, G'Kar has just a unreasonably terrible day, and everyone forgets Lennier. It's Babylon 5 - Season 4 Episode 3: The Summoning

S4E2 - A Little Light Genocide

Wed, 31 May 2023 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura and Xhafer play plot poker while the writers are on strike. Meanwhile, the remaining crew on B5 continue to grapple with the apparent loss of Sheridan and Garibaldi in Babylon 5, Season 4 Episode 2: Whatever Happened to Mr. Garibaldi?

S4E1 - Amadeus Vibes Without the Musical Genius and Whimsy

Wed, 24 May 2023 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura and Xhafer are back from hiatus with their review of Babylon 5, Season 4 Episode 1: The Hour of the Wolf.

B5 Book Club 2: Teenage Dirtbag Bester

Wed, 03 May 2023 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura and Xhafer cap off their rewatch of season 3 with another B5 Book Club review. Continuing the story of everyone's favorite Psi Cop, Laura and Xhafer discuss Bester's formative years as presented in the Psi Corps Trilogy Book 2: Deadly Relations.

Who Are You? will return with regularly scheduled rewatch episodes starting May 24th.

Season 3 Recap - The Cap'n Crunch Oops, All Evil of Personality Types

Wed, 26 Apr 2023 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Season Three is in the books! Laura and Xhafer discuss the season as a whole and pick their favorite moments.

S3E22 - The Ghost of Koshmas Past

Wed, 19 Apr 2023 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura and Xhafer attempt to recast Sheridan. Meanwhile on B5, Ivanova gets some new toys, Londo gets a promotion, and Sheridan takes a one way trip to the Shadow homeworld in Babylon 5, Season 3 Episode 22: Z'ha'dum.

S3E21 - Virgin Vibes

Wed, 12 Apr 2023 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura and Xhafer are joined by special guests Ryan and Rachel, hosts of Australia's #1 Babylon 5 podcast: Yum Yum Podcast, to discuss the letter Z, walkabouts, and awkward sleeping locations. Oh, and Babylon 5, Season 3 Episode 21: Shadow Dancing.

You can find more Yum Yum Podcast on your favorite podcatcher, Youtube, and Twitter @YumYumPodcast.

S3E20 - Shenanigans Potential

Wed, 05 Apr 2023 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura and Xhafer play plot poker. Meanwhile, Londo plots an end to his enemies and Sheridan gets welcomed to the resistance in Babylon 5, Season 3 Episode 20: And the Rock Cried Out, No Hiding Place.

S3E19 - The One with Freddy and Scar

Wed, 29 Mar 2023 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura and Xhafer are joined by guest, Scott, host of the Grey 17 Podcast to discuss...uh...*checks notes* Babylon 5, Season 3 Episode 19: Grey 17 Is Missing. Go figure.

You can find more of Grey 17 Podcast on your favorite pod catcher, Youtube, or Twitter @Grey17Podcast.

S3E18 - Kosh.0

Wed, 22 Mar 2023 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura and Xhafer fan-cast Dr. Franklin. Meanwhile, Sheridan proposes a risky experiment that could turn the tide against the shadows and Dr. Franklin attempts to find himself in Babylon 5, Season 3 Episode 18: Walkabout.

S3E17 - So Many Zathri

Wed, 15 Mar 2023 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura and Xhafer play some plot poker and aren't impressed with the results. Meanwhile, Sheridan gets a glimpse of a troubling future, the command staff continues with the plot to steal B4, and Sinclair embraces his destiny in Babylon 5, Season 3 Episode 17: War Without End Part 2.

S3E16 - Timey Stuff Gets a Little Weird

Wed, 08 Mar 2023 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura and Xhafer discuss the moral alignments the B5 command staff. Meanwhile, Sinclair returns to B5 on a critical mission: to steal Babylon 4 and prevent the shadows from changing the course of history in Babylon 5, Season 3 Episode 16: War Without End Part 1.

S3E15 - Basically the Scarface of Stims

Wed, 01 Mar 2023 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura wants to have a nice birthday. On B5 it's everything everywhere all at once as Franklin confronts his addiction , Londo decides to burn it all down, Sheridan looks for a win, and Kosh makes the ultimate sacrifice in Babylon 5, Season 3 Episode 15: Interludes and Examinations.

S3E14 - Gone Full Borg

Wed, 22 Feb 2023 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Xhafer wants to play some disc golf. Bester returns to B5 to propose an alliance while he pursues a ship full of missing telepaths in Babylon 5, Season 3 Episode 14: Ship of Tears.

S3E13 - The Red Knight of My Heart

Wed, 15 Feb 2023 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura and Xhafer take a quiz to find out who from Babylon 5 best represents them. Meanwhile, a mysterious stranger arrives on B5 claiming to be King Arthur and Garibaldi embraces his inner Ron Swanson as he takes on the Post Office in Babylon 5, Season 3 Episode 13: A Late Delivery from Avalon.

S3E12 - Sociopathic Six-Year-Old

Wed, 08 Feb 2023 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Vir returns to B5 only to learn he is engaged to a racist. Sheridan attempts to cook a Minbari recipe he saw on Tik-Tok in Babylon 5, Season 3 Episode 12: Sic Transit Vir.

Atlantis: The Lost Empire - Hardcore Atlanteans

Wed, 01 Feb 2023 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura and Xhafer take a midseason movie break to watch Atlantis: The Lost Empire, featuring B5 alumna Claudia Christian.

S3E11 - The Mystery of the Ass Kicking

Wed, 25 Jan 2023 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura and Xhafer catch up on B5 news after the holidays. Meanwhile, Nightwatch terrorists kidnap Delenn, Garibaldi tries out ChatGPT with mixed results, and the B5 crew prepares for a major transition in Babylon 5, Season 3 Episode 11: Ceremonies of Light and Dark.

S3E10 - Is Sheridan Watching Me Poop?

Wed, 18 Jan 2023 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura and Xhafer play some more plot poker resulting in their first Kosh-centric episode. Meanwhile, as the fascist coup in Earthgov continues, the fight comes to B5 as Sheridan declares independence in Babylon 5, Season 3 Episode 10: Severed Dreams.

S3E9 - Touched by a Vorlon

Wed, 11 Jan 2023 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

The B5 crew reels after Earthgov declares martial law and attempts to install Nightwatch as the security force on the station. Meanwhile, Londo gets a tarot reading and G'Kar explores a new calling in Babylon 5, Season 3 Episode 9: Point of No Return.

S3E8 - Civilian Clothes of Possible Mutiny

Wed, 04 Jan 2023 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura and Xhafer do a little fan-casting for the roles of Zack and Marcus. Meanwhile, the B5 crew reaches a crossroads in their struggles against the Shadows and President Clark's Earthgov as a Shadow ship is discovered on Ganymede. You know things are getting serious when Sheridan sheds his uniform in Babylon 5, Season 3 Episode 8: Messages from Earth.

S3E7 - They're Not All Gems

Wed, 28 Dec 2022 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Yet another mysterious ancient alien species takes control of Babylon 5 residents. Meanwhile, Corwin falls into the classic fake date with your superior officer trap in Babylon 5, Season 3 Episode 7: Exogenesis.

S3E6 - Buddy ACAB

Wed, 21 Dec 2022 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Heads up listeners - this episode has some audio quality issues. We have done our best to clean it up, but it is not up to our usual standards. Future episodes will not have this problem and we hope you can still enjoy our discussion of Bester's latest appearance in Babylon 5, Season 3 Episode 6: Dust to Dust.

S3E5 - Vitruvian Bong

Wed, 14 Dec 2022 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura and Xhafer play some more plot poker, creating an episode focusing on some of B5's side characters. Meanwhile, the roots of fascism grow deeper on Babylon 5 as Earthgov appoints a political liaison to keep Sheridan out of trouble in Season 3 Episode 5, Voices of Authority.

S3E4 - New Meat Suit

Wed, 07 Dec 2022 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura and Xhafer open the mailbag to respond to some listener feedback. Meanwhile on B5, Brad Dourif Eyes himself guest stars as a monk with a horrifying past he can't remember in Babylon 5 Season 3 Episode 4, Passing Through Gethsemane.

S3E3 - Written Off to Minbar

Wed, 30 Nov 2022 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Pop quiz hotshot! A mysterious probe arrives at B5 with a bomb in it. If humanity's collective IQ is too low, it explodes. What do you do? Find out in Babylon 5 Season 3 Episode 3, A Day in the Strife.

S3E2 - Sheridan's Butt Sets It Off

Wed, 23 Nov 2022 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Save us from loners and quiet guys! 90s TV tropes abound as the B5 crew races to uncover who is behind a series of deadly bombings in Babylon 5 Season 3 Episode 2, Convictions.

CW: Terrorism

Spoilers for The Batman(2022)

S3E1 - Bad Guy Haircuts

Wed, 16 Nov 2022 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura and Xhafer are back and ready to take on Season 3! Is The White Star a great ship or the greatest ship? Find out in Babylon 5 Season 3 Episode 1, Matters of Honor.

B5 Book Club - Atlas Isn't the Only One Shrugging

Wed, 26 Oct 2022 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura and Xhafer branch out into the expanded B5 universe with their first book club review. The origins of the Psi Corps and one of Babylon 5's best antagonists are revealed in The Psi Corps Trilogy Book 1, Dark Genesis.

#B5onCWin23

Season 2 Recap - Shadow Ships Doing Shadow Ship Stuff

Wed, 19 Oct 2022 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Another season in the books! Laura and Xhafer celebrate their 50th episode with a recap of Babylon 5 Season 2.

#B5onCWin23

S2E22 - F%#*ing Angels

Wed, 12 Oct 2022 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura and Xhafer discuss some of the current TV they are enjoying before diving into the B5 Season 2 finale. The Narn-Centauri War may be over, but B5 is caught in the crossfire of its aftermath. Meanwhile, Kosh makes a stunning revelation in Babylon 5 Season 2 Episode 22, The Fall of Night.

#B5onCWin23

S2E21 - Some Light Zapping

Wed, 05 Oct 2022 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

No one expects the Vorlon Inquisition! A joke so nice, we're making it twice. Delenn faces a critical test of her loyalty in Babylon 5 Season 2 Episode 21, Comes the Inquisitor.

#B5onCWin23

S2E20 - Pee Shivers

Wed, 28 Sep 2022 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Laura and Xhafer play a little Plot Poker to create a new episode of Babylon 5 and actually give Keffer something to do. They then examine the bathroom habits of the Pak'ma'ra and discuss Ivanova and Talia's whirlwind relationship in Babylon 5 Season 2 Episode 20, Divided Loyalties.

#B5onCWin23

S2E19 - Armageddon on Purpose

Wed, 21 Sep 2022 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

JMS puts out the call to break the internet in support of the B5 Reboot as Laura and Xhafer discuss their fan-casting for Londo and G'Kar. You don't want to miss a thing as the Narn-Centauri war reaches its devastating conclusion in Babylon 5 Season 2 Episode 19, The Long, Twilight Struggle.

#B5onCWin23

S2E18 - F%#K This Episode

Wed, 14 Sep 2022 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Xhafer returns to discuss an episode that hits a little close to home. Laura and Xhafer confess their experiences at Star Trek Las Vegas while lamenting the episode's similarities to real world events. An unknown and deadly virus spreads across the station, afflicting the Proud Candle People as Dr. Franklin races to find a cure in Babylon 5 Season 2 Episode 18, Confessions and Lamentations.

S2E17 - College Gods

Wed, 07 Sep 2022 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

Special guest host #1 Fan Ben joins to discuss Babylon 5 Season 2 Episode 17, In the Shadow of Z'ha'dum.

S2E16 - The Spooky Zone

Thu, 01 Sep 2022 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

This episode covers Babylon 5 Season 2 Episode 16, Knives.

S2E15 - Ally Mc'Toth

Wed, 24 Aug 2022 03:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

This episode covers Babylon 5 Season 2 Episode 15, There All the Honor Lies.

Music mentioned in this episode:

"Bogoroditse Devo" from Rachmaninov's Vespers (All-Night Vigil)

"O Nata Lux" from Morton Lauridsen's Lux Aeterna

S2E14 - Saved by the Beep

Wed, 17 Aug 2022 02:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

This episode covers Babylon 5 Season 2 Episode 14, And Now for a Word.

News Theme 1 & 2 by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0

Artist: http://audionautix.com/

S2E13 - Cryptic Kosh Conversation

Wed, 10 Aug 2022 02:30:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

This episode covers Babylon 5 Season 2 Episode 13, Hunter, Prey.

S2E12 - Crouching Tiger, Hidden Narn

Wed, 03 Aug 2022 02:30:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

This episode covers Babylon 5 Season 2 Episode 12, Acts of Sacrifice.

TRON - Blacklight Bowling Night

Wed, 27 Jul 2022 02:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer in this mid-season break as they review TRON featuring Babylon 5 alumni Bruce Boxleitner, Peter Jurasik, and the late, great David Warner.

S2E11 - Reality Sandwich

Wed, 20 Jul 2022 02:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

This episode covers Babylon 5 Season 2 Episode 11, All Alone in the Night.

S2 E10 - Better Spinoff Potential Than Crusade

Tue, 12 Jul 2022 00:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

This episode covers Babylon 5 Season 2 Episode 10, GROPOS.

S2 E9 - Suddenly Sheridan

Wed, 06 Jul 2022 00:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

This episode covers Babylon 5's Hugo Award Winning Season 2 Episode 9, The Coming of Shadows.

S2E8 - Thick Layer of Skeeze

Wed, 29 Jun 2022 00:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

This episode covers Babylon 5's Season 2 Episode 8, Soul Mates.

S2E7 - Awkward Date Feels

Wed, 22 Jun 2022 00:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

This episode covers Babylon 5's Season 2 Episode 7, A Race Through Dark Places.

S2E6 - Manic Pixie Dream Telepath

Wed, 15 Jun 2022 00:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

This episode covers Babylon 5's Season 2 Episode 6, Spider in the Web.

S2E5 - Facehugger for Dinner

Wed, 08 Jun 2022 00:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

This episode covers Babylon 5's Season 2 Episode 5, The Long Dark.

S2E4 - The Inevitability of Londo

Thu, 02 Jun 2022 00:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

This episode covers Babylon 5's Season 2 Episode 4, A Distant Star.

S2E3 - Refa Madness

Wed, 25 May 2022 00:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

This episode covers Babylon 5's Season 2 Episode 3, The Geometry of Shadows.

S2E2 - 2 Na'Toth 2 Furious

Wed, 18 May 2022 00:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

This episode covers Babylon 5's Season 2 Episode 2, Revelations.

S2E1 - Poison Tooth Nightmare

Wed, 11 May 2022 00:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

This episode covers Babylon 5's Season 2 Episode 1, Points of Departure.

Season 1 Recap - There Are No Bows in Babylon 5

Wed, 20 Apr 2022 00:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

This episode is a post-season recap of the highs and lows of Babylon 5, Season 1.

S1E23 - Londo Between Two Ferns

Wed, 13 Apr 2022 00:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

This episode covers Babylon 5's Season 1 Episode 23, Chrysalis.

S1E22 - Cannibal Curious

Wed, 06 Apr 2022 00:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

This episode covers Babylon 5's Season 1 Episode 23, Legacies.

S1E21 - Potato Sacks and Talking

Wed, 30 Mar 2022 00:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

This episode covers Babylon 5's Season 1 Episode 22, Babylon Squared

S1E20 - Takeout Pizza of Brooding Uncertainty

Wed, 23 Mar 2022 00:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

This episode covers Babylon 5's Season 1 Episode 20, A Voice in the Wilderness, Part II

S1E19 - A Dan Brown Wet Dream

Wed, 16 Mar 2022 07:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

This episode covers Babylon 5's Season 1 Episode 19, A Voice in the Wilderness, Part I

S1E18 - Big Commander Dad Energy

Wed, 09 Mar 2022 00:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

This episode covers Babylon 5's Season 1 Episode 18, TKO

S1E17 - Jeffrey Combs Ain't Scared of You

Wed, 02 Mar 2022 00:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

This episode covers Babylon 5's Season 1 Episode 17, Eyes

S1E16 - It's the Penis!

Wed, 23 Feb 2022 14:43:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

This episode covers Babylon 5's Season 1 Episode 16, Grail

S1E15 - Kind of Existentially Scary

Wed, 16 Feb 2022 00:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

This episode covers Babylon 5's Season 1 Episode 15, The Quality of Mercy

S1E14 - What's OSHA?

Wed, 09 Feb 2022 00:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

This episode covers Babylon 5's Season 1 Episode 14, By Any Means Necessary.

S1E13 - Talking Shop In The Bathroom

Tue, 01 Feb 2022 00:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

This episode covers Babylon 5's Season 1 Episode 13, Signs and Portents

S1E12 - A Real Ron Swanson

Wed, 26 Jan 2022 00:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

This episode covers Babylon 5's Season 1 Episode 12, Survivors

C.H.U.D. - chud'DIch

Wed, 19 Jan 2022 07:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes and take a break from watching one of TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5, and instead subject themselves to 80's horror movie C.H.U.D.

S1E11 - I Love A Good Placebo

Tue, 11 Jan 2022 00:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

This episode covers Babylon 5's Season 1 Episode 11, Believers

S1E10 - My Inner Paladin is SCREAMING

Tue, 04 Jan 2022 00:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

This episode covers Babylon 5's Season 1 Episode 10, Deathwalker.

S1E09 - Reading Sinclair's Wiki to Him

Mon, 27 Dec 2021 00:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

This episode covers Babylon 5's Season 1 Episode 9, And the Sky Full of Stars.

S1E08 - A Little Prophetic, Congrats, I Guess

Wed, 22 Dec 2021 00:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

This episode covers Babylon 5's Season 1 Episode 8, The War Prayer.

S1E07 - Chekov's Telepath

Wed, 15 Dec 2021 00:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

This episode covers Babylon 5's Season 1 Episode 7, Mind War.

S1E06 - They Sound Like Two White Dudes Complaining About Black History Month

Wed, 08 Dec 2021 00:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

This episode covers Babylon 5's Season 1 Episode 6, The Parliament of Dreams.

S1E05 - Cut Rate Indiana Jones

Wed, 01 Dec 2021 00:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

This episode covers Babylon 5's Season 1 Episode 5, Infection.

S1E04 - Blippi is the $^#&ing Worst

Sun, 21 Nov 2021 00:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

This episode covers Babylon 5's Season 1 Episode 4, Born To The Purple.

S1E03 - Daddy Dom Energy

Tue, 16 Nov 2021 00:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

This episode covers Season 1 Episode 3 of Babylon 5, Soul Hunter.

S1E02 - Spits on Spoo

Mon, 08 Nov 2021 00:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

This episode covers Babylon 5's Season 1 Episode 2, Midnight on the Firing Line.

S1E01 Part 2 - No Expense Was Spared

Sun, 31 Oct 2021 00:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

This episode covers the second half of Babylon 5's pilot movie, The Gathering.

S1E01 Part 1 - Turtle Kosh

Sat, 30 Oct 2021 00:00:00 -0400

Join Laura and Xhafer, two internet strangers as they get to know each other while making jokes about one of their favorite TV shows from their childhood, Babylon 5.

This episode covers the first half of Babylon 5's pilot movie, The Gathering.