This is the end... or is it?

• Texas is on fire.
• Real Town/Fake Town
• How are we feeling about the NFC East right now?
• Will Deshaun Watson be suspended?
• Dan Snyder wants to talk voluntarily.
• Shout out to Liv Hudve!
• WCP Top 3: Things we hate about the Texas heat
• Did you see the LIV plane?!

• Welcome to Texas, it's hot here.
• Real Town/Fake Town
• Is Zach Wilson a ho?
• Where in the world is Dan Snyder?
• Baker Mayfield is signing a new lease with Bank of America Stadium.
• No worries, Deshaun Watson is still getting paid in 2022.
• The college realignment story continues to unfold.
• WCP Top 3: BBQ Sides
• NHL Draft
• Don't find us cooking in the kitchen.

• Real Town/Fake Town
• How do we feel about Tom Cruise?
• Goodell takes the stand, lies under oath
• Arch Manning commits to Texas
• Gronk retires, but maybe not
• Mississippi is good at college baseball
• WCP Top 3: Summer Cocktails
• We don't know anything about the NBA Draft
• Colorado Avalanche ruin the Tampa Bay dynasty

In light of full transparency, we determined this wasn't our greatest work. However we still breakdown quite a few relevant sports topics for your ears pleasure.

• Real Town/Fake Town
• World Cup Locations
• Dallas Cowboys don't need practice
• Mike McCarthy slims down
• US Open
• Paige Spiranac
• College World Series
• WCP Top 3: Summer Activities
• NBA Finals
• NHL Finals

For the first time ever we tested out our field journalism skills and took this podcast out on the road, excuse me... course. This episode chronicles our time spent out on Hole 11 for the highly anticipated Duffers IX annual golf tournament. Exceeding their goal of getting ESPN to broadcast by year 10, they got Women Can't Parlay instead year 9. Clearly an upgrade. Excuse the sound on this one... if you listen all the way thru, you the real MVP.

#sorrynotsorry

Be sure to also check out the video trailer that will drop on our twitter, instagram and TikTok @womencantparlay the same day as this episode airs. The full video footage will hopefully air sometime before Duffers X.

This episode we talk almost entirely about Tom Brady (not to him) and his shocking decision to leave the retired life behind after a mere 40 days.

• We're stressed out, shocker.
• Is this episode already cursed?
• How do I delete Facebook?
• We miss football, already.
• We are groupies for Turnpike.
• The PGA vs Saudi Arabia
• We review the Sean Payton Netflix movie, 'Home Team'
• Kyler Murray has an attitude problem.
• Are Jackson & Brittany banned from Arrowhead?
• Patrick also banned RBF from courtside.
• The XFL/NFL deal.
• What does our off-season look like?

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• We are celebrating good times
• Attn Florida Listeners
• Who has fallen victim to the Wordle craze?
• The NFL Divisional Round
• The greatest football weekend ever
• The Bengals confidence is matched only by their kicker
• Did we discover Joe Burrow's spirit animal?
• Jess is on an island alone regarding her thoughts on the Niners.
• Will Aaron Rodgers return to the Packers?
• Special team issues
• Tom Brady almost pulled another Tom Brady
• Von Miller's soul patch
• Will Tom Brady return?
• 3 out of 4 games in end walk of field goals
• The best football game of life.
• NFL overtime sucks.
• Champagne gate.
• Bills/Chiefs game was actual sports porn.
• Will J'Marr chase ever score another TD?
• Conference championship outlook
• Sean Payton leaving the Saints

• Check out Dimers.com!
• We hit 10k downloads, thank you!!
• We had a WILD weekend
• Congrats to the Bengals... send the text.
• The whistle drama
• Let's tone down the stats
• Are Cowboys fans the future of Pats fans?
• The Eagles are obsessed with us
• The North Texas QB Showdown (aka hot coach showdown)
• Matt Stafford gets a playoff win!
• Are the Cardinals the frauds of the year?
• The ultimate meltdown of the Dallas Cowboys
• Dak's trash talk.
• Divisional round outlook
• Who's going to win the Super Bowl?

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• WTF 2022?!
• RIP Bob Saget
• The Road to 10k downloads
• Excuse our sound... again.
• All Hail Dirk!
• Top Dawgs: UGA takes down Bama for the Natty
• 12 Playoff expansion vote fails
• Raiders/Chargers Win or go home... unless they tie.
• Carson Wentz Carson Wentz'd himself... again
• Why are there still ties in professional football?!
• Did the Cowboys leave their starters in too long?
• Is the Super Bowl moving to the Lone Star State?
• Were gonna party like it's 1994, Niners/Cowboys on Sunday!
• Sean McVay is an in game flight risk.
• Playoff Outlooks
• Why is no one talking about the Titans?
• A look back on our Division Winner Predictions.
• Head Coach firings
• The Miami Dolphins have no interest in winning anymore games.

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• New Year, Same Us
• RIP John Madden, Betty White & Jess' identity
• How is football almost over?
• Kyler still undefeated at AT&T stadium
• We are over the Dak hate
• Curses?
• Kyle Pitt records
• Is Raney a superbowl champ?
• How do we feel about the Bengals jerseys?
• Give it up for Ja'Marr Chase
• The 49ers GM is not a fan of Jimmy Garoppolo
• The Antonio Brown exit saga
• Fedex Field is falling down.
• Can the Packers actually win it all?
• A Big Ben Bye
• A rematch for the natty
• Bowl rundowns
• Covid protocol updates
• Dry January? No thanks
• Cancellations and opt outs

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• We are back to celebrating victory Monday's.
• Wtf is going on with college football in Texas?
• CFP Rankings reaction
• UTSA... meep meep
• The CFP committee hates OU more than I do.
• Our picks for the top 4 teams
• Is Jess being naive about Alabama?
• Ok State controls their own destiny.
• Sorry to the Oregon fans.
• Does Notre Dame have a chance?
• Tom Brady vs Mac Jones... who would you draft?
• Why was everyone on the Panthers this week?
• Its NFL hump week
• The recent moves of OBJ and Cam Newton
• What is it about Sean McVay?
• Where did the Bucs go?
• NFL overtime is stupid.
• The Titans are good, but are they here to stay?
• We hand out gold stars from this weeks Cowboys game.

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• We hit #63 on the Apple Sports Podcast Charts (in Lithiuania)
• Why are there no Thanksgiving movies?
• Braves win the World Series
• Sports get schedules back on track.
• CFP Rankings
• Texas continues to earn their 'overrated' reputation.
• Georgia isn't going anywhere.
• Is Alabama deserving of the #2 spot?
• Should Oklahoma be ranked higher?
• Wake Forest loss will likely leave them out of the top 10.
• UTSA deserves respect... meep meep
• Keep your eyes on Oklahoma State.
• My picks only win when I don't post them.
• How do we make sense of the NFL?
• A-Rodg covid drama
• Josh Allen vs Josh Allen
• Titans are not even close to dead.
• Hello darkness my old friend (ref: Cowboys)
• Bears hit with some bullshit calls
• Cardinals impressive win sans Kyler.

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• We reference Little Giants again.
• World Series update.
• College Football Playoff Rankings
• The MAC is Back.
• Who is better, OU or OK State?
• Michigan State beats big brother Michigan.
• The crazy back door cover from FSU/Clemson game.
• The Dallas Cowboys are great.
• Diggs broke is INT Streak.
• Coop2Coop
• We heart the Rush family!
• Mike White just stole Zach Wilson's spot.
• The Lions lost our trust.
• The Chiefs continue to struggle.
• The Saints beat the Bucs, lose some players
• RIP to the Titans season.
• Trade Deadline action.

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• It's our One Year Anniversary!!
• The World Series is here, and it's not who you expected.
• There's supposedly a new Logan Paul fight
• College Football
• The dogs were out this weekend
• Add Kansas to the list of teams Oklahoma almost lost too
• That's right, I said Kansas.
• Syracuse beats VT
• Penn State falls to the Illini in the worst/best game ever with 9 overtimes.
• That's right, I said 9.
• How do we feel about the overtime rules now?
• Oregon uni's are fire.
• All the undefeated teams
• NFL
• The Chiefs are dead and buried.
• The Packers are on a roll.
• The Bengals are good.
• The Bears are bad.
• The Lions aren't that bad.
• Mike Evans mishandles Tom Brady's balls.
• Battle of the Exes week.
• Wild trades sweeping the rumor mill.

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• Scheduling conflicts
• Brooks vs Bryson, the match is happening
• WNBA Finals are here!
• MLB Playoffs
• The Tale of Two Teams in One City
• We had an epic sports weekend.
• Red River Rivalry
• Arkansas goes for the win and lose
• Down goes Bama
• The London bridge is falling down
• Cowboys keep rollin rollin rollin on
• No one wanted to win the Bengals/Packers game
• Bad week for kickers
• Dan Campbell is the man
• We interrupt this program to talk Thanksgiving & Christmas
• The Browns pull in another loss
• It's just not the year for the Chiefs
• Carson Wentz Carson Wentzed himself again.
• Gruden is out
• Next Weeks betting predictions

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• Have you ever been to the Texas State Fair?
• Jess is undefeated at Cowboy games.
• The frustrations of AT&T Stadium
• Notre Dame/Wisconsin snoozer
• The over hit in Texas/Texas Tech
• A&M fans are eating crow
• Put respect on Sam Pittman's name
• Clemson still sucks
• OU fans boo their own quarterback
• Let's run it back this week Rutgers
• Bowling Green shocks the world
• Week 5 preview
• NFL Week 3 Recap
• The Chiefs are in last place
• Where is that elite Washington defense?
• Justin Tucker sets records
• Raiders/Dolphins overtime
• The Vikings are taking us on a rollercoaster this season
• Do not give A-Rodg the ball back with ANY amount of time left on the clock.
• Niners fans demand Trey Lance
• Our thoughts on the Bears and Matt Nagy
• Glad we are calling taunting penalties but missing the ones that almost killed Adams
• The Dallas Cowboys are in first place
• Diggs is a beast
• Another convo about the Manning Cast
• Week 4 Preview
• Brady vs Belichick

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• Jess survived Scottsdale
• Someone REALLY doesn't want us back in NOLA.
• College Football Recap
• Alabama almost lost
• Ohio St gets a breather
• DJ Graham crazy interception
• Cant trust Clemson
• White Out Week
• Does anyone else feel bad rooting for Penn State?
• Mississippi State gets a raw deal.
• Indiana, stop destroying your stadium
• JJ Redick retires from the NBA
• NFL Week 2 Recap
• The wild game that was the Raiders/Ravens
• Ravens & Texans are thriving in Turmoil
• The NFC East is all shook up
• The Fitz, Tua, Dalton, Baker, Carr, TJ Watt & Wentz injuries
• It's a hard knock like for the Colts
• Cowboys get their first dub of the season!
• Harbaugh has faith in Lamar
• A-Rodg is back
• How do we feel about the Manning broadcast?
• The taunting calls have started.
• NFL Week 3 Predictions

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• ATTN: North Dakota, South Dakota & Wyoming
• We set some goals for our 1 year anniversay
• Texas needs to legalize gambling.
• College Football Week 2 in Review
• Ohio State is a quack.
• Holy Toledo, Notre Dame
• Jacksonville State goes out with a bang
• Texas is consistently inconsistent
• The Cy-Hawk Trophy goes to Iowa
• The Miami Mufasa cat
• NFL Week 1 in Review
• Cowboys are BACK!
• Is Aaron Rodgers tanking the Packers?
• Is Josh Allen pressured from his new paycheck?
• The Chiefs are still good.
• What happened to the Titans defense?
• Chandler Jones is unstoppable.
• The Texans apparently thrive under turmoil.
• Rookie QB conversation
• The Eagles shock everyone
• Saquon couldn't save the Giants
• We hate the jersey number change
• Matt Stafford has potential
• Fitzy is hurt
• Week 2 predictions

• WE HAVE JOINED THE DIMERS FAMILY!
• Allen Eagles break a large streak.
• College Football Recap: 13-5 on picks
• Jump Around vs Enter Sandman
• Tulsa... not back.
• Boise St with the comeback.
• Minnesota almost rows over Ohio St
• It's the annual Coastal reminds us of Rock-A-Doodle week.
• Sam Howell, huh?
• OU almost lost to the currently hurricane displaced Tulane.
• Alabama had to replace their whole team and didn't miss a beat.
• Georgia/Clemson, yikes.
• Do not underestimate the Roadrunners from San Antone
• Florida State coach ices their own kicker.
• The McKenzie Milton come back is one for the ages.
• Targeting will be the theme of this college football season.
• NFL is back! Week 1 Preview
• Zach Martin has COVID.
• Listen in for our picks.

Tune in to our fifth and final installment of our Hard Knocks recap episodes featuring the Dallas Cowboys.

• We survived the birthday festivities, just check our TikTok
• When are people going to start giving Jake Paul some credit?
• The Brooksie drama continues...
• You gotta check out Bishop Sycamore High School
• College Football has begun.
• Uconn still sucks at football.
• When exactly is Scott Frost planning to turn Nebraska football around?
• Cam Newton gets cut
• Philly picks up Gardner Minshew, plans to start Hurts
• Jameis Winston wins the start
• We take a glimpse into our Futures

Tune in to hear our break down of the fourth episode of HBO's Hard Knocks featuring the Dallas Cowboys.

• Warning: Raney is coming to town.
• See you in December, Saints.
• Ella Bruning is a badass.
• Are we witnessing the product of participation trophies?
• The Seattle Storm cover the Sun in the Commissioner's Cup
• A new alliance is forming in CFB
• Week Zero is here!
• Jameis Winston can see
• Mitchell Trubisky sends a big F.U. to Matt Nagy.
• The Cam Covid Conspiracy
• Who will be the sneaky good teams this season?
• There was another big stadium fight.
• Our sympathy to the Jags.
• Continue to fade my baseball picks.

• Live again from Hot Mess HQ
• You all have 10 days to get Jess a bday present (P.S. she's a size 4 Dallas Cowboy ticket)
• Big week for our 3rd Co-Host
• Stalk Off Home Run
• Our sincerest apologies to Kevin Costner and his family.
• Who knew the Ravens were the hardos of pre-season?
• Evidently we should be betting ever pre-season under.
• RIP Tim Tebow (2021-2021)
• The NFL isn't fast enough for Justin Fields
• QB run down.
• One lady starts one big fight.
• Travis Kelce please don't ever shave again.
• Fantasy Football Team Names (Winner: Jr Bacon Roethlisberger)
• Deshaun Watson expose.
• Ohhh Canada, here comes sports betting!
• Capper Tournament update
• Women in betting getting hired everywhere. We LOVE to see it!

• Thank you, Alaska! New Mexico, where you at?
• There is a Cobra on the loose.
• USA won the Olympics, again.
• Tom Daley has my whole heart.
• Luka has 207 million new reason to smile.
• Hard Knocks premiere.
• The Hall of Fame game sucked.
• Jerry is finally letting Jimmy Johnson into the Ring of Honor.
• What's new with Deshaun Watson?
• No Fun League plans to enforce taunting penalties.
• Catch us protesting NFL Headquarters soon.
• Barstool is now in the broadcasting game.
• How do we feel about streaming football?

• Dak and his scars
• How scripted is this?
• Jerry and his billionaire ass eating McDonald's
• Isaac Alarcon wanting to eat cake.
• The Bromance.
• How is the Dak/McCarthy relationship?
• John Fassel, say less about your vasectomy.
• We love an Austin Powers reference.
• Who gave Dan Quinn his nickname?
• We stan Micah Parsons and his mom.
• CeeDee Lamb, Yes.
• No mention of Jerry/Jimmy?

• We refuse to talk about Aaron Rodgers this podcast.
• FOOTBALL IS BACK!
• Hall of Fame Game.
• Are the Buffalo Bills moving to Austin?
• Carson Wentz is out for a foot surgery.
• Quenton Nelson is out for a foot surgery.
• What is going on at the Colts training camp?
• What is going on at the Giants training camp?
• We interrupt this regularly scheduled programming to discuss the 90's heartthrob snake draft.
• Quinn Ewers is taking his talents and mullet to THE Ohio State 1 year early.
• The Cubs traded everyone away.
• Portnoy/Koepka match is set.
• Evander Kane is in hot water.
• Olympic athletes are humans too.

• Texas and OU SECede from the Big 12.
• NFL Covid policies are more strict than some of their other policies.
• Tom Brady sports some new bling.
• The jugs machine video... real or fake?
• Aaron Rodgers is dramatic.
• Our Olympic dreams.
• Where exactly does Lydia Jacoby practice?
• Stop shaming people for watching the Olympics in prime time.
• Simone Biles doesn't owe you a damn thing.
• Let the athletes wear whatever they want.

On this week's episode, we sit down with frenemy podcast Jump the Sharp to talk all things Dallas Cowboys/Philadelphia Eagles and the long time rivalry between the two. We learned a lot, we laughed a lot and many shots were fired. Once the dust settled, we learned we may have more in common than we originally thought. Cowboy fans, have no fear we brought our A-game. Nothing but respect for both Brian and Dave from Jump the Sharp... added BONUS, hop on over to their feed to catch Part 2 of this conversation where we really break down this timeline.

• Shoulda been a cowgirl.
• Charles Barkley bets on himself.
• Gronk gets caught on a hot mic.
• Conor McGregor literally breaks his leg!
• Greg Hardy is back.
• Don't stop beeing you Zaila Avant-garde
• Pool vs Ocean vs Lake
• Will Jess break the world record for treading water?
• The Angel's are in desperate need of a pitcher.
• Baseball's sticky situation.
• Gallo is cheated at the HR Derby, along with the viewers.
• Bucks in 7?
• This is why we can't have nice things, Champa Bay.
• Roger Federer drops.

• We're back!
• The Dallas Cowboy's are now the dynasty of Hard Knocks.
• Sha'Carri Richardson will not attend Tokyo.
• Covid struck midnight on NC State.
• College athletes can now earn an honest living.
• Suns in four?
• Do people hate Chris Paul?
• Jason Kidd gets a promotion.
• Tampa triples as a title town.
• McGregor/Poirier fight is heating up.
• News from the celebrity golf match.

• Happy Daddy Day
• Our state BINGO card is almost full.
• The Jon Rahm Redemption Tour
• We talk about bowling?
• Bryson Implodes.
• Airport Beers, yes.
• We are now a Sha'Carri Richardson stan account.
• Katie Squared.
• Reminder: Watch the USWNT HBO Doc Thursday.
• Turns out, the NCAA is not above the law.
• College baseball is not disappointing.
• Ben Simmons is timid.
• Becky Hammon is trailblazing.
• NHL Playoffs.

• We are now on TikTok
• What's your podcast speed?
• The Mississippi Mud Flap has been cut.
• Le'Veon Bell is sorry, but not sorry.
• Tom Brady be trollin.
• Kyler Murray lies.
• The delusion for the Cowboys season is here.
• We may shake up the College Football Playoffs.
• Nick Saban is back.
• Someone let Lamar Odom knock out Aaron Carter.
• Christian Eriksen horrific injury.
• The boys are headed to Omaha.
• How do we feel about dog piles?
• Everyone listen to Patty Gasso.
• The Suns in four.
• The Islanders shock everyone.
• Brooksie declines match up.

• The man voice is back.
• It's National BFF Day.
• The Paul/Mayweather fight knocked us all out.
• Could we last in a ring with Ronda Rousey for a milly?
• Julio Jones takes flight to the Titans.
• Aaron Rodgers is a no show at Mini-camp
• Fitz' first day.
• USMNT win over Mexico.
• Odicci Alexander & JMU grab the nations attention.
• We sniff our mics?
• Coach K's retirement tour has commenced with Cascada.
• Did Raney get catfished by JJ Redick?
• Lebron Left
• NHL clears boarder restrictions.
• Jon gets Rahmed in the ass with a DQ at the Memorial Tournament.
• The term 'Brooksie' is triggering DeChambeau.

• Javier Baez has trick plays.
• Naomi Osaka understands the assignment.
• Aaron Rodgers skips OTA's for a wild Hawaiian vacation.
• Miles Teller gets punched in the face.
• What constitutes a band wagon fan?
• Dallas Mavs blow their lead.
• Can LeLakers survive without AD?
• Fans have been let out of their cages and can't stop throwing shit.
• Hockey Playoffs are still good.
• OT prop is currently lucrative AF in hockey.

• Penalty Box: The Golf Gallery
• Phil Mickelson is a guy's guy.
• ...and the crowd goes WILD at the PGA Championship.
• Brooks vs Bryson: The rivalry we didn't know we needed.
• UNT dominates the Let Them Play Classic
• Santa Clara dominates Florida State as an 11 seed
• Simone Biles CAN and WILL.
• Julio Jones is disputed.
• Trae Young silences Madison Square Garden.
• NHL Playoff OT's continue.
• Connecticut & Louisiana make moves toward sports gambling.
• Nature is healing!

• Jess' Chicago hangover won't end.
• We lost money on Preakness.
• Baffert banned from Belmont.
• What do you call the sidelines of golf?
• The NCAA disrespects women... again.
• The Cowboy's are taking an 'L' on week one.
• Who wants to be Jess' valentines date to the Super Bowl?
• The NBA Playoffs are here.
• Playoff hockey is disappointing no one.
• Jess refuses to place bets.

• Jess is home from the big city.
• Chicago is a gem.
• Don't gamble through Venmo.
• Bob Baffert is a cheater.
• Canelo broke Saunders face.
• Jake Paul played gotcha nose with Mayweather's hat.
• The Tom Wilson saga continues...
• Hot guys in pants.
• Investments in Just Women's Sports made to grow women's sports.
• The WNBA has returned.
• Tim Tebow is now a tight end.
• DK Metcalf does not qualify for the Olympics.
• Arizona continues to grow the gambling space in sports venues.
• Ohio introduces legislation.
• Female gambling personalities get big promotions.

• We have decided to become DJ's.
• Bob Baffert wins the Kentucky Derby... again.
• What is the hardest trophy to win in sports?
• Women's World Hockey Championships set a new date.
• Tyler Seguin returns just in time for the Star's to miss post season.
• The Seattle Kracken crack their way into the NHL.
• Tom Wilson choses violence.
• Is Aaron Rodger's leaving Green Bay for Jeopardy or fatherhood?
• JLo and Ben Affleck are filming Gigli the Sequel.
• The NY Jets drafted Elsa from Frozen.
• San Fran throws us all for a loop with the Trey Lance pick.
• Are the Eagles and Cowboys friends now?
• What is Mac Jones' real name?
• Who let Tim Tebow back into the NFL?
• Draft Superlatives!
• Class Favorite: Najee Harris
• Class Clown: Chris Ballard/John Dorsey
• The Quietest: The 49ers
• Tom Brady threatens us with Julian Edelman.
• Florida joins the sports gambling squad.
• Please continue to troll our bets.

• WE HIT 5,000 DOWNLOADS... THANK YOU!
• We "survived" Germanfest.
• Get your hats ready, the Kentucky Derby is here.
• The NBA is adding a new element to their playoff structure.
• Tiger Woods can now earn even more money.
• Hopeful we can still figure out a way to stalk Sean Lee.
• NFL number change chaos because KC retires all their numbers.
• Is your mock ready? It's Draft Day.

• Happy 420 everyone!
• Our hometown Germanfest is this weekend... pray for us.
• Did Ben Askren take a dive?
• Raney likes Jake Paul's pillow shorts.
• Jess likes Ben Askren.
• Alex Smith retires... I'm not crying, you're crying.
• UNT's Hope Trautwein acheives perfection.
• OU gets snubbed... twice.
• Sha'Carri Richardson is fast.
• Great things are happening in the WNBA.
• R.I.P European Super League (4/19/2021-4/20/2021)
• Alabama is aboard the sports gambling train.
• PGA is getting a Scottsdale sportsbook.
• Texas Rangers (MLB) spinzone their defense for Texas sports gambling.
• We talk about Germanfest... again.

• Time doesn't fly.
• Padres finally got a no hitter.
• Victor Carantini is really good luck.
• Alec Bohm... safe or out?
• Did Michael Conforto take one for the team?
• Zack Greinke breaks a record.
• Arod really wants to own a team.
• Matthew McConaughey getting into the soccer game.
• Sean Miller fired.
• Steph Curry is untouchable.
• WNBA is back!
• Aminat Idrees is a Queen.
• Will Jess be an extra in the upcoming Sean Payton movie?
• Does Julian Edelman belong in the Hall of Fame?
• Matsuyama is the Masters.

• Sorry not sorry for our last episode.
• It's Master's week.
• Baseball is Back!
• Michael Rapaport is unaware of himself.
• Paul Pierce is unemployed.
• Bruce Arians pays his gambling debts.
• and here's your host, Aaron Rodgers.
• Sam Darnold trade.
• How many massage therapist does one person need?!
• Final run down of the women & men's tournaments.
• Roy Williams retires.
• Chris Beard pisses off all of Lubbock.

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• We are Under the Influence.
• Check out our recommended documentaries.
• Penalty Box - What we got wrong last week in Women vs Men Tourney Treatment
• Did Dwight Howard deserve that ejection?
• Tim Peel fired for hockey make up call.
• March Madness updates from both bubbles.
• Check in on our all female capper tournament standings.

• We are super hungover... baby showers.
• We talk about fears.
• Thank you 'Jump the Sharp' Podcast!
• Lebron is hurt.
• Deshaun Watson has more than just trade rumors.
• Juju turns down money.
• Mitchell Trubisky, Buffalo Bills QB2
• NFL is wheelin and dealin
• The NCAA exposes themselves, takes no accountability. SHOCKER.
• We break down the Tourney's thus far.

• The sun is back!
• JLo and Arod break up... then don't.
• Fitz is back!
• Drew Brees gets a new job.
• Tom Brady is going for number 8.
• The Bears sign *checks notes* Andy Dalton?
• Bill Bellichick goes on a shopping spree.
• We help Pardon My Take with their film 'Boner Dogs'
• Thot'n & Prop'n March Madness!

• We survived Houston.
• Is Jess moving?
• Jordan Spieth gets a hole in one.
• There's a new super team in town (hint: its the Nets)
• How do we feel about the new Space Jam?
• RIP Biggie
• Women, broadcasting??
• Get your brackets ready, Selection Sunday is here.
• Ryan Fitzpatrick CANNOT retire. We said so.
• Is Russell Wilson going to Chicago?
• Dak. Got. Paaaaaaaid.
• One Year anniversary of Covid.
• Jalen Hurts is stuck with the Eagles.
• We would like to live rent free in Adam Schefter's brain.
• WE WON OUR FIRST PARLAY!

• Paging Dr Zoom
• How do we feel about tattoos?
• Lunchroom stories
• Go Women!
• We break down the recent news of John Geddert
• March Madness is back!
• Free Money, take Kansas on senior night.
• What's going on with Russell Wilson?
• Is Drew Brees hold the Saints hostage?
• JJ Watt fools us all, signs with the Cardinals.
• Got 99 problems, but a jersey number ain't one.
• What are gambling units?
• We are too old for social media.

• We survived Snovid-19!
• Simone Biles is THE GOAT.
• Women can't be great at sports, apparently?
• Naomi Osaka, Set-Point-Match-LOVE
• Jess didn't make the Tennis team.
• Growing concerns about what's happening in boy's bathrooms?
• Prime Time is still in his prime.
• Troy Aikman & Deion Sanders tug at our heart strings.
• Did Jess decode where JJ Watt is going?
• Mitchochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
• Carson Wentz is gains new team, loses number.
• Our thoughts are with Tiger Woods and Family.
• Aaron Rodgers & Shailene Woodley come out of the wood work.

• #FREEBRITNEY
• All things Super Bowl.
• Mahomes should not be getting hate.
• Tom Brady needs to improve his speed.
• Were the Refs to blame?
• Will Gronk be Back?
• Mike Evans is not selfish but needs to cut is fingernails.
• Was Bill Belichick holding Tom Brady back?
• Tampa 'Title Town' Bay.
• Patriots fans, please sit down.
• Tony Romo's pee pants.
• A few of our embarressing stories.
• The Eagles are gaslighting Carson Wentz.
• Jose Canseco sucks.
• Alex Smith Come Back Player of the Year.
• Logan Paul & Mayweather cancel their fight. Tell no one.
• The streaker is also a liar.
• Certain demographics hate Halftime performances.
• Who cheats on JLO?? Honestly?

• DEVON SAWA RETWEETED US!
• Jess explains the Stock Market using The Little Giants.
• R.I.P. Screech
• Daddy Carlos & Courtside Karen cause a scene with Lebron.
• The new Dallas Stars Jerseys are fire.
• Erika Nardini vs the NWHL (Guess whose side were taking??)
• EA Sports will release NCAA Football game after 7 years, thanks Big Cat.
• DK Metcalf joins trivia.
• Jason Witten finds new beginnings.
• All the coaching changes.
• All the player trades (1).
• The LA Rams HATE first round draft picks.
• The Mets can't stay out of trouble.
• The Super Bowl is upon us. Who ya got??

• Jess practically won the lottery, how will she spend it?
• Dallas Stars come out of COVID and destroy the Predators.
• Tom Brady does it again.
• Matt LeFleur forgets Aaron Rodgers is his quarterback.
• What will Rodgers do next?
• State Farm vs Progressive (Commercials).
• Thank you to the country of India
• We validate ourselves by having the same thoughts as Pardon My Take
• Jess, now a life coach.
• Are there closeted Bills fans?
• Ponchos are the best time.
• Mahomes unfazed by neck tweak.
• Trey Songz got arrested.
• We stan The Dozen Trivia, shout out Jeff D. Lowe
• Poirier vs McGregor
• McGregor vs Paul
• Paul vs Mayweather
• Jose Canseco vs Billy Football
• Tony Romo is a psychic.

• Our Margaritas are brought to you by Taco Cabana (Not a Sponsor)
• Rams Lose, Ackers can't do it all.
• Justin Tucker was Jinxed
• We are SUPERstitious.
• Lamar Jackson needs help.
• Andy Reid has bigger balls than Stefanski.
• Is Drew Brees our new commentator?
• Drew Brees daughter can smell what The Rock is cooking.
• Doug Pederson is out.
• JJ Watt apologizes to Deshaun Watson.
• We need the details of James Harden's diet regimen.
• Jared Porter is a creep... yeeeaaaahhhhh

• We like air conditioning.
• What do we think is overrated?
• Team USA miraculously beats Canada in World Juniors
• Alabama won the National Championship, duh.
• Turns out, Nick Saban is human.
• Mac Jones has a dad bod.
• Devonta Smith plays half the game, breaks all the records.
• Jess went 0-5-1 this past weekend.
• The Bills give us a scare.
• The NFL forgets what a fumble is.
• Seahawks lose because Pete Carroll wore the wrong pants.
• Taylor Heinicke postpones exam week for the Playoffs.
• The purple gold devil chickens vs the blue red blue flaming IUDs
• Who is interested in a Women Can't Parlay retreat... free booze?
• The Titan's prove Karma is a bitch.
• Mitch Trubisky snags the coveted N.V.P Award
• The Steelers REALLY prove Karma is a bitch.
• Upcoming Division Round Picks.

• We hit 1000 downloads!
• We discuss the time we blacked out at the World Series & met Elvis Andrus
• Tulsa & Mississippi State disrespect all branches of the military.
• Notre Dame cannot win important games.
• Listen to our live reaction when DeVonta Smith wins the Heisman.
• When it comes to targeting calls, we head straight to our most trusted source: Bill Burr
• Fitzpatrick has a lot of kids and no more games this season.
• Kim and Kayne West marriage heads South.
• Moment of silence for the Dallas Cowboy's season.
• The Eagles lose their game on purpose, Giants fans cry.
• We announce the Superlatives of the NFC East.
• Dana White has tricks up his sleeve.
• Alex Smith's wife is badass.
• Everyone go support the Barstool Fund!

• Hockey is back!
• Coastal Carolina has to cut their mullets.
• Alvin Kamara steals Christmas from the Vikings.
• Fitz vs Tua: The Real Sophie's Choice
• Raiders repeat their late season crash & burn.
• The Browns wide receiver's get Covid. All of them.
• Raney makes a statement regarding Baker Mayfield.
• The Cowboys are winning the Super Bowl.
• Haskins has plenty of time for strip clubs now.
• We are Eagles fans this Sunday (if we beat the Giants)
• Zeke is back.
• Bills Mafia pulls a Dave Portnoy move.
• Belichick is not taking calls at this time.
• The real Super Bowl will be the AFC Championship.
• Jess channels Steve Kornaki.
• Week 17 Picks & Playoff Scenarios

• Joined by Austin Coachman
• Clemson disappoints Notre Dame and us.
• The Aggies get snubbed.
• Northwestern falls short, thanks Trey Sermon
• College Football Playoff Expansion
• Alabama shocks us with a close game.
• Najee Harris breaks all the records. All of them.
• Everyone calm down about Zeke.
• Tony Pollard has a big game.
• The real Andy Dalton is here.
• Kellen Moore gets creative.
• Haskins celebrates loss by breaking Covid protocol.
• Friday Night Lights is underrated, @TimRiggins
• The Patriots will not make the Playoffs. Read that again.
• Brian Flores is a good dude.
• Its a new era in the NFL.
• The Jets win a game at the expense of Trevor Lawrence.
• Drew Brees, too soon?
• Mahomes is good.
• Cam Jordan gets frustrated and ejected.
• "The World's team" loses to the Bengals.
• Juju creates bad juju with TikTok, again.
• Cole Beasley found his place.
• Upcoming Week 16 Picks
• Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! -NSYNC

• We are not prepared for the Holidays.
• What's your favorite Christmas song?
• No Penalty box this week, you're welcome.
• Maction: Ball State vs Western Michigan
• How many lateral passes does it take to crush your dreams.
• We incept the term Vannessee.
• Sarah Fuller and the smelling salts.
• Who throws a shoe... honestly? *Austin Power's voice*
• LSU Kicker gets no love.
• Ohio State got special treatment.
• College championship weekend.
• NFL Week 14 Breakdown.
• The Giants and Patriots still suck.
• Bill Belichick has Cam Newton's back.
• Will the Patriots sabotage the Jets 1st round draft pick?
• The Cowboys are back.
• We break down Andy Dalton's marriage.
• JJ Watt's pissed.
• Is Mitch Trubiskey back?
• Jalen Hurts proves Jess right.
• Raney misses Drew Brees.
• The Saints broke several streaks.
• A TikTok helps the Bills beat the Steelers.
• Lamar Jackson shit on the Browns.
• The Browns shit on gamblers.
• Cramps or Poops?
• Brown's QB circle scams Baker Mayfield.
• Mansplaining Minute: Futures
• NFL Week 15 Upcoming Picks.

• We are stressed to the max.
• Penalty Box: Raney - 2 minutes for mispronunciation.
• Tonight's wine brought to you by Heather McMahan & Whispering Angels
• High School Football player lays referee out.
• Clemson/Notre Dame rematch to claim ACC Championship.
• The Ragin' Cajuns are giving out free points.
• Did Michigan pull the biggest power or pansy move on Ohio State?
• There's some plottin & thottin going on against Dez Bryant.
• Mormons vs Mullets: A half yard line heartbreak.
• Week 13 Recap
• Baker Mayfield proves Raney wrong.
• The Browns may break their 18 year streak of not making the playoffs.
• The Jets remain defeated.
• Giants are the best of the worst.
• We had a Colt McCoy sighting.
• We cannot get a read on the Patriots.
• Why does no one know how to say Patrick Mahomes name correctly?
• The Chiefs don't even need touchdowns.
• The poll has ended, the Steelers have lost.
• Alex Smith wants it.
• Kris Richard is attractive.
• Get the early bird special on Logan Paul/Floyd Mayweather fight.
• Mansplaining Minute: Payouts
• Week 14 Upcoming: We make our Picks

• We are psychotic.
• Ghost peppers ruin Thanksgiving.
• Did Jess discover a Covid vaccine?
• Penalty Box: Raney 2 minutes for incorrect limbs.
• Michigan State upsets Northwestern.
• Ole Miss/Mississippi State: The Egg Bowl
• Sarah Fuller is a badass.
• Martie McCoy is also.
• Raney's house is flooding.
• NFL Recap - Week 12
• Cowboys lose the NFC Feast Game.
• People are hatin on Kyler Murray.
• Cam Newton is inconsistent.
• Where did the Browns come from?
• We like Baker Mayfield... commercials.
• WTF Raiders?
• Don't let the Chiefs have the ball last.
• Eagles piss off a lot of gamblers.
• Can Zach Ertz help Carson Wentz?
• Steelers should lose a game if they want to win the Super Bowl.
• TJ Watt is good.
• Covid Football.
• Roger Goodell, nope.
• Nate Robinson died for charity.
• Snoop Dogg unearths a new talent.
• Mansplaining Minute: The Prop Bet
• We make our Week 13 Picks

• All Time Pick Record 62-45-1
• We were in a Texas Tornado.
• Our condolences to the citizens of Pennsylvania.
• We get 2 blackouts this year because Covid.
• Penalty Box: Jess-2 min for fuckin shit up
• Northwestern with the upset.
• The Scarlet Knights, our latest mascot concern.
• Bedlam was boring.
• Indiana's got a big ole Penix.
• Farmageddon... that's it. That's the sentence.
• BYU swerves on Any Team, Any Time, Any Place.
• Seahawks helmets make no sense.
• We start a movement against Pete Carroll's Pants #PetePants
• Keeping Markus Paul and Family in our thoughts.
• Vander Esch is big boy football.
• Dalvin Cook has a pit crew.
• CeeDee Lamb defies gravity.
• Is that a shoe or a flag?
• Andy Dalton, phew!
• The Jets are out, Duh.
• Joe Burrow has quick tweets.
• How many ribs does it take to injure Drew Brees?
• Sean Payton is a savage.
• Titans/Ravens drama.
• Tua has an off day.
• Mahomes is not a human.
• We had a Jason Witten sighting.
• Mansplaining Minute: The Over/Under Bet
• Week 12 Outlook
• NFC Feast Battle: The Football Team vs Dallas Cowboys
• Chiefs/Bucs - Old Goat vs Baby Goat
• Carson Wentz leading the NFL in a lot of terrible stats.
• The science behind no fans impacting field goals.
• Mike Tyson vs Roy Jones fight - Old Goat vs Old Goat
• Jess doesn't know what a Thanksgiving side is.
• Happy Thanksgiving Parladies!!

• All time pick record 48-31-1
• Dallas Cowboy Count (Even on Bye Week) = 79
• Penalty Box - 2 minutes for offending Tech Fans.
• Michigan... Yikes.
• Cincinnati flexes on East Carolina.
• SMU loses to a urological condition.
• Did Karen Kilgariff & Georgia Hardstark name Tulsa's mascot?
• Guest Segment: Collegiate athlete compensation & the newly introduced Name, Image, Likeness ruling with Hassan Farid & Evan Coachman.
• Nick Chubb gets lost.
• Hail Murray!
• We talk about Josh Allen... again.
• Miss you Cole Beasley.
• The cheeseheads almost curdle to the Jaguars.
• Cris Collinsworth... No
• Tony Romo, We Are Not Worthy.
• COVID... Don't Call It A Comeback.
• Fangirl subject of the week, Greg Olsen.
• Plane delays do not affect Tom Brady's performance.
• The dumpster fire that is the NFC East.
• Ravens/Pats play in what we can only assume is a Golden Hurricane.
• Mansplaining Minute: What is a spread?
• Upcoming Week 11
• I don't know who needs to hear this, but Thanksgiving is next week.

• We are not very professional.
• Raney puts herself in the penalty box.
• DJ Uiagalelei and Tua Tagovailoa are back and we still cannot pronounce their names or ours. 
• Another Winning Week: 11/5 - 11/11/2020 Pick Record 14-7-1
• All Time Pick Record: 33-20-1
• Notre Dame parties like it’s 2003.
• COVID-19 is making a comeback.
• Jess can’t pick any more Miami Dolphin’s games.
• Zach Sieler… He’s All That
• Can Bert Kreischer kick an NFL field goal? 
• We support Kyler Murray.
• We may be the only 2 people who don’t crush on Kliff Kingsbury.
• Is there anything Josh Allen can’t do?
• Tom Brady’s loss etiquette Trumps.
• There’s a new Garrett in Dallas!
• Zack Martin is important.
• Big Ben self-appoints Steelers as the ‘World’s Team’ lol
• First guest, our resident Chicago Bears correspondent: Ryne Reynoso
• We talk Trubisky vs Foles… again.
• We stan Spittin Chiclets.
• The Dallas Stars are back.
• League Battles: NBA vs NHL vs NFL
• Mansplaining Minute: Moneyline Bet
• Week 10 Outlook
• We only bring up the Dallas Cowboys like 3+ times. 

• We suck at this.
• Pick Record 19-13-0 Week of 10/29-11/4/2020
• Oklahoma State Cowboys play mind games on the Texas Longhorns.
• We time travel to 2014 to address the Dez Bryant Catch.
• Michigan State upsets Michigan... Harbaugh in the hot seat?
• Is Trevor Lawrence a hardo?
• D.J. Uiagalelei's dad is a stage parent.
• Carson Wentz can't see.
• Will Deion Sanders re-sign with the Dallas Cowboys?
• Chicago Bears QB love triangle.
• Raney volunteers as mercenary for Andrew Siciliano.
• Javon Wims quite literally 'throws hands'.
• DK Metcalf our pick to win the Olympics.
• We bring up the Dallas Cowboys again.
• The Dolphins are on one.
• Mansplaining Minute: What is a parlay?
• Week 9 Upcoming
• Seeking to be frenemies with Bills Mafia.
• We bring up the Dallas Cowboys... again.

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