<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><?xml-stylesheet href="https://feeds.captivate.fm/style.xsl" type="text/xsl"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0" xmlns:googleplay="http://www.google.com/schemas/play-podcasts/1.0" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:podcast="https://podcastindex.org/namespace/1.0"><channel><atom:link href="https://feeds.captivate.fm/you-are-not-the-jellicl/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><title><![CDATA[You Are Not the Jellicle Choice]]></title><podcast:guid>99ba6c39-9fc5-5f43-a1c9-19b979775a92</podcast:guid><lastBuildDate>Fri, 12 Dec 2025 22:24:56 +0000</lastBuildDate><generator>Captivate.fm</generator><language><![CDATA[en]]></language><copyright><![CDATA[Hug House Productions]]></copyright><managingEditor>Hug House Productions</managingEditor><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Every year, the Hug House founders watch the cinematic masterpiece that is Cats (2019) on the eve of the scariest month of the year, because they hate themselves and it's the most terrifying movie they could think of.]]></itunes:summary><image><url>https://artwork.captivate.fm/0fd750aa-30a0-4751-ba2a-90661467742a/valence-season-3-business-cards-2.png</url><title>You Are Not the Jellicle Choice</title><link><![CDATA[https://hughouse.productions/podcasts/jelliclechoice/]]></link></image><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0fd750aa-30a0-4751-ba2a-90661467742a/valence-season-3-business-cards-2.png"/><itunes:owner><itunes:name>Hug House Productions</itunes:name></itunes:owner><itunes:author>Hug House Productions</itunes:author><description>Every year, the Hug House founders watch the cinematic masterpiece that is Cats (2019) on the eve of the scariest month of the year, because they hate themselves and it&apos;s the most 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noreferrer" target="_blank">20khz episode on wicked for good</a></li><li><a href="https://www.vangoghmuseum.nl/en/art-and-stories/loving-vincent" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">that van gogh movie</a></li><li><a href="https://youtu.be/kFQGkm2VFy4?si=fqcUufMK5PQ2bvhi" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">sundayyyyyyyyyyyy... by the blueeeee.... purple yellow red waterrrrr..............</a></li></ul><br/>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>it's WICKED........ 4 GOOD</p><p>things we talked about in this episode:</p><ul><li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0t0xF0Y5g84&amp;list=RD0t0xF0Y5g84&amp;start_radio=1" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">pearl closing shot</a></li><li><a href="https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.dailymail.co.uk%2F1s%2F2023%2F04%2F27%2F17%2F70308999-12021617-image-a-145_1682612213609.jpg&amp;f=1&amp;nofb=1&amp;ipt=b88f0ec2c29ed5331dba8ba36671826176b662fe852c6da11db16f890e1ec16e" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">madame morrible cage dress thing</a></li><li><a href="https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youloveit.com%2Fuploads%2Fposts%2F2025-01%2Fmedium%2F1736367419_youloveit_com_monster_high_scary_sweet_birthday_draculaura_doll3.jpg&amp;f=1&amp;nofb=1&amp;ipt=5e491957c26168888fef507378a32e68e9f1f2a85a044cac9531b168b45c4b5d" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">og bad bitch draculaura with also a cage dress thing</a></li><li><a href="https://www.20k.org/episodes/wicked" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">20khz episode on wicked for good</a></li><li><a href="https://www.vangoghmuseum.nl/en/art-and-stories/loving-vincent" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">that van gogh movie</a></li><li><a href="https://youtu.be/kFQGkm2VFy4?si=fqcUufMK5PQ2bvhi" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">sundayyyyyyyyyyyy... by the blueeeee.... purple yellow red waterrrrr..............</a></li></ul><br/>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://hughouse.productions/podcasts/jelliclechoice/]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">12dc69a2-d0d1-44c6-9096-c53b9f1356a9</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/14e832c9-ba9e-4db8-be0c-cd6f5875385b/Untitled-design-min-min-1.jpg"/><pubDate>Fri, 12 Dec 2025 17:14:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://op3.dev/e/episodes.captivate.fm/episode/12dc69a2-d0d1-44c6-9096-c53b9f1356a9.mp3" length="141221418" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:38:04</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>6</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>2025: A Repulsive Opacity (with Josh Rubino)</title><itunes:title>2025: A Repulsive Opacity (with Josh Rubino)</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p>This year we're back with sweet Joshy and we're all SAD!!!!!!!!! until we get to some headcanons that are "kinda silly."</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This year we're back with sweet Joshy and we're all SAD!!!!!!!!! until we get to some headcanons that are "kinda silly."</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://hughouse.productions/podcasts/jelliclechoice/]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">6356f24a-d9d9-4fb8-8a53-53ced0df1297</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0fd750aa-30a0-4751-ba2a-90661467742a/valence-season-3-business-cards-2.png"/><pubDate>Tue, 30 Sep 2025 18:10:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://op3.dev/e/episodes.captivate.fm/episode/6356f24a-d9d9-4fb8-8a53-53ced0df1297.mp3" length="186584421" 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sorry</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>a stoned lifelong wicked hater and a sober lifelong wicked lover meet on one fated night to discuss................. wicked the movie part one the film (2024). cynthia erivo more like........ simpin'-ya foreverivo. sorry</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://hughouse.productions/podcasts/jelliclechoice/]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">c087b6df-6849-49b1-80a3-a7aa2b60de78</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/9edcb2ce-1430-4952-b75b-ed5bcfb0abca/zbZyFkr2ZQNZ-EsSWc4NLreB.png"/><pubDate>Mon, 30 Dec 2024 19:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://op3.dev/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/e7ef8848-34af-4192-9d1c-8bbb66437712/wicked-jellicle-mixdown.mp3" length="65875427" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>45:44</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>2024: All These Cats Are Dead (with Katie Chin)</title><itunes:title>2024: 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This year for our most worst tradition, we are joined by our most best boy, Josh Rubino, whose Gus the Theater Cat impression is perfect. (Content warning: Wil is NOT sober. Drug mentions throughout!)</p><h1>Credits:</h1><ul><li><br></li><li>Co-hosted by Anne Baird, Josh Rubino, and Wil Williams.</li><li><br></li><li><br></li><li>Edited and sound designed by Wil Williams.</li><li><br></li></ul><br/><p>Website and Transcripts can be found at <a href="https://hughouse.productions/JellicleChoice/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">HugHouse.Productions/JellicleChoice</a>. Follow us on Twitter at <a href="https://twitter.com/NotTheJellicle" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@NotTheJellicle</a>. Support this show and more at <a href="https://patreon.com/HugHousePods/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Patreon.com/HugHousePods</a>.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Guess what's still a bad movie? It's Cats (2019)! This year for our most worst tradition, we are joined by our most best boy, Josh Rubino, whose Gus the Theater Cat impression is perfect. (Content warning: Wil is NOT sober. Drug mentions throughout!)</p><h1>Credits:</h1><ul><li><br></li><li>Co-hosted by Anne Baird, Josh Rubino, and Wil Williams.</li><li><br></li><li><br></li><li>Edited and sound designed by Wil Williams.</li><li><br></li></ul><br/><p>Website and Transcripts can be found at <a href="https://hughouse.productions/JellicleChoice/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">HugHouse.Productions/JellicleChoice</a>. Follow us on Twitter at <a href="https://twitter.com/NotTheJellicle" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@NotTheJellicle</a>. Support this show and more at <a href="https://patreon.com/HugHousePods/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Patreon.com/HugHousePods</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://you-are-not-the-jellicle-choic.pinecast.co/episode/0e1bfaa9/2023-incel-grizabella-with-josh-rubino-]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://pinecast.com/guid/0e1bfaa9-5090-4b39-8823-a0ab8fe55c9c</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0fd750aa-30a0-4751-ba2a-90661467742a/valence-season-3-business-cards-2.png"/><pubDate>Sat, 30 Sep 2023 13:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://op3.dev/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/8c0b1b82-3ece-472b-b035-e8aeee231979/0e1bfaa9-5090-4b39-8823-a0ab8fe55c9c.mp3" length="141407463" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>01:57:50</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>3</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>3</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>2022: Cats Imitates Life</title><itunes:title>2022: Cats Imitates Life</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<p><strong>We don't want to do this. But we're not cowards and can't help but commit to the bit. So we watched Cats (2019) again.</strong></p><h1>Credits:</h1><ul><li><br></li><li>Co-hosted by Anne Baird, Katie Youmans, and Wil Williams.</li><li><br></li><li><br></li><li>Edited and sound designed by Wil Williams.</li><li><br></li></ul><br/><p>Website and Transcripts can be found at <a href="https://hughouse.productions/JellicleChoice/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">HugHouse.Productions/JellicleChoice</a>. Follow us on Twitter at <a href="https://twitter.com/NotTheJellicle" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@NotTheJellicle</a>. Support this show and more at <a href="https://patreon.com/HugHousePods/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Patreon.com/HugHousePods</a>.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>We don't want to do this. But we're not cowards and can't help but commit to the bit. So we watched Cats (2019) again.</strong></p><h1>Credits:</h1><ul><li><br></li><li>Co-hosted by Anne Baird, Katie Youmans, and Wil Williams.</li><li><br></li><li><br></li><li>Edited and sound designed by Wil Williams.</li><li><br></li></ul><br/><p>Website and Transcripts can be found at <a href="https://hughouse.productions/JellicleChoice/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">HugHouse.Productions/JellicleChoice</a>. Follow us on Twitter at <a href="https://twitter.com/NotTheJellicle" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@NotTheJellicle</a>. Support this show and more at <a href="https://patreon.com/HugHousePods/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Patreon.com/HugHousePods</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://you-are-not-the-jellicle-choic.pinecast.co/episode/21db0e25/2022-cats-imitates-life]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://pinecast.com/guid/21db0e25-4508-4805-a7d2-c4aac5105d01</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0fd750aa-30a0-4751-ba2a-90661467742a/valence-season-3-business-cards-2.png"/><pubDate>Fri, 30 Sep 2022 08:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://op3.dev/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/70deaea6-03f2-45a7-8267-8704c94a78d2/21db0e25-4508-4805-a7d2-c4aac5105d01.mp3" length="38339173" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>45:38</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>2</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>2</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item><item><title>2021: The Weed Made Me Right</title><itunes:title>2021: The Weed Made Me Right</itunes:title><description><![CDATA[<h1>Episode Notes</h1><p>In this, the first episode of <em>You Are Not the Jellicle Choice</em>, we try to understand why we're doing this, talk way too much about buttholes, and ultimately descend further into hell while discussing Cats (2019) at length.</p><p><strong>Mentioned in the episode:</strong></p><p><br></p><ul><li><br></li><li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dL4n6GVxCM8&amp;t=0s" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">&amp;quot;Why the Music in Cats (2019) is Worse than you Thought&amp;quot; by Sideways (Youtube)</a></li><li><br></li></ul><br/><p><strong>Credits:</strong></p><p><br></p><ul><li><br></li><li>Co-hosted by Anne Baird, Katie Youmans, and Wil Williams.</li><li><br></li><li><br></li><li>Edited and sound designed by Wil Williams.</li><li><br></li><li><br></li><li>Music by Komiku.</li><li><br></li></ul><br/><p>Website and Transcripts can be found at <a href="https://HugHouse.Productions/JellicleChoice/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">HugHouse.Productions/JellicleChoice</a>.</p><p>Follow us on Twitter at <a href="https://twitter.com/NotTheJellicle" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@NotTheJellicle</a>.</p><p>Support this show and more at <a href="https://Patreon.com/HugHousePods/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Patreon.com/HugHousePods</a>.</p>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<h1>Episode Notes</h1><p>In this, the first episode of <em>You Are Not the Jellicle Choice</em>, we try to understand why we're doing this, talk way too much about buttholes, and ultimately descend further into hell while discussing Cats (2019) at length.</p><p><strong>Mentioned in the episode:</strong></p><p><br></p><ul><li><br></li><li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dL4n6GVxCM8&amp;t=0s" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">&amp;quot;Why the Music in Cats (2019) is Worse than you Thought&amp;quot; by Sideways (Youtube)</a></li><li><br></li></ul><br/><p><strong>Credits:</strong></p><p><br></p><ul><li><br></li><li>Co-hosted by Anne Baird, Katie Youmans, and Wil Williams.</li><li><br></li><li><br></li><li>Edited and sound designed by Wil Williams.</li><li><br></li><li><br></li><li>Music by Komiku.</li><li><br></li></ul><br/><p>Website and Transcripts can be found at <a href="https://HugHouse.Productions/JellicleChoice/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">HugHouse.Productions/JellicleChoice</a>.</p><p>Follow us on Twitter at <a href="https://twitter.com/NotTheJellicle" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@NotTheJellicle</a>.</p><p>Support this show and more at <a href="https://Patreon.com/HugHousePods/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Patreon.com/HugHousePods</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded><link><![CDATA[https://you-are-not-the-jellicle-choic.pinecast.co/episode/a6eabe42/2021-the-weed-made-me-right]]></link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://pinecast.com/guid/a6eabe42-4723-4645-9791-4b7c2dc33912</guid><itunes:image href="https://artwork.captivate.fm/0fd750aa-30a0-4751-ba2a-90661467742a/valence-season-3-business-cards-2.png"/><pubDate>Fri, 01 Oct 2021 01:00:00 -0500</pubDate><enclosure url="https://op3.dev/e/podcasts.captivate.fm/media/11ab6de4-9794-4695-a73b-177bd20ac9fa/a6eabe42-4723-4645-9791-4b7c2dc33912.mp3" length="39711397" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:duration>47:16</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode><podcast:episode>1</podcast:episode><podcast:season>1</podcast:season></item></channel></rss>