<![CDATA[YPYP: You Control What Goes In Them]]>3ce20efe-8a14-57ef-bc79-3cbc1aaa62b3Thu, 09 May 2024 19:40:18 +0000Captivate.fmKitty with a Klutch https://artwork.captivate.fm/d2e1be3a-12a6-45e3-bda9-a11ae24e8953/Jry-GflvajiDLWZ_PeU5ekcQ.jpgYPYP: You Control What Goes In ThemKitty with a Klutch Kitty with a Klutch "Listen, Linda! This is stuff your momma should have told you. This podcast is part of my journey, including marrying a pathological narcissist, the aftermath, and shiggidy in between. It's my take on clients' and friends' situations and circumstances, addressing soul-stretching lessons. It’s 'US' dealing with life's highs and lows in a no-judgment zone. As an incog’negro woman, I share stories—lessons about exes, raising these beautiful kids, a great career, major depression, prison (#gurl), joy, and pain… sunshine and rain. It's about growth through truth, transparency, humor, and tears. From the highest highs to the lowest lows, I'm here to share experiences that make you roll yo’ eyes! Full disclosure isn't full exposure—I don't use names to minimize clap back and focus on MY story's impact. As a person of faith (#NMRK), I believe in healing without shaming others. Life's cruelties are lessons, and God wakes us up to deal with them for a reason. We may want to spike someone's drink with the poison we are dealing with, but we really gotta turn it into our purpose. #HardAssShit I'm an undercover tree-hugging, glass ¾ full woman with a hint of skepticism. Transparency is my value—truth sets us free. Expect car rants triggered by conversations with my sons, my girlfriends, or my therapist, adding a dash of humor as a diffuser. Sis, 'Your Pussy, Your Purse - You Control What Goes In Them!' is a reminder to uplift each other. Cherish the sacred yum yum between our legs and ears. No heavy purses—declutter mental shiggidy. I'm here for questions and shared experiences, and I’ll respond here✌🏽. Meow for now, Kitty with a Klutchhttps://your-pussy-your-purse.captivate.fmfalseepisodicnopodcastSupport the show!Put Some 'Spect On My Name! Teaching my son HOW to treat this Black Woman!Put Some 'Spect On My Name! Teaching my son HOW to treat this Black Woman!Man, I am pissed😤

As a momma raising up deez black men in train’ting it is my du-tay to straighten dey butts out!

All the shiggidy I do, done and gonna do needs to be acknowledged and celebrated and rewarded and and and!

A momma who gives half a ‘bleep’ is on 25/8! We may not be physically present cuz we at work or on a much needed vacation but we ARE ALWAYS THINKING about deezzzz kids! They future, they present, they past, they physical health, they mental, they dental..all they things!!!

And as a divorced mom who barely gets juice box and draws money for “child support” so him could pay his restitution (yea, you heard that right!) in my certain circumstances I holdzzz it down! Er’ry thing they needed and most of what they want, they got!

Sooooo what I’m saying in this episode is, “Boi…you betta put some ‘spec on my name!”

Wake up and recognize, boo boo! Brownies ain’t free free🤨

Mentioned in this episode:

Music by my older son #proudmom

]]>Man, I am pissed😤

As a momma raising up deez black men in train’ting it is my du-tay to straighten dey butts out!

All the shiggidy I do, done and gonna do needs to be acknowledged and celebrated and rewarded and and and!

A momma who gives half a ‘bleep’ is on 25/8! We may not be physically present cuz we at work or on a much needed vacation but we ARE ALWAYS THINKING about deezzzz kids! They future, they present, they past, they physical health, they mental, they dental..all they things!!!

And as a divorced mom who barely gets juice box and draws money for “child support” so him could pay his restitution (yea, you heard that right!) in my certain circumstances I holdzzz it down! Er’ry thing they needed and most of what they want, they got!

Sooooo what I’m saying in this episode is, “Boi…you betta put some ‘spec on my name!”

Wake up and recognize, boo boo! Brownies ain’t free free🤨

Mentioned in this episode:

Music by my older son #proudmom

]]>62fec24f-87fb-494d-a0a8-f6da5c5812aaThu, 09 May 2024 15:40:00 -040018:41truefull99Kitty with a Klutch Married But Not Committed: Took Me 5 Years After The Wedding To Commit! #IJSMarried But Not Committed: Took Me 5 Years After The Wedding To Commit! #IJSSo tempted to cheat because I was not getting what I needed. It took a while but I finally committed to my husband after 5 years of marriage.

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Music intro and outro

]]>So tempted to cheat because I was not getting what I needed. It took a while but I finally committed to my husband after 5 years of marriage.

Mentioned in this episode:

Music intro and outro

]]>5c1442b3-63ac-402c-9196-64755eaf59bbFri, 12 Apr 2024 05:45:00 -040022:01falsefull88Kitty with a Klutch Betrayed by Diddy Daddy! #BlackMenStopF'nWithUs!!!Betrayed by Diddy Daddy! #BlackMenStopF'nWithUs!!!Triggered by Diddy thinkin' he somebody's daddy!  Bruh!

Dude, stop f'ing with Black women!  You may have a reason but mos def don't have an excuse!

I had an episode all ready and teed up for today but could not post it because of how I feel about this betrayal! Yep, I feel betrayed by this brother who allegedly because of his demons screwed over Black women and was an allegedly model for this Black sons to allegedly do that same. 

(Me yelling) WE DO NOT NEED OUR MEN TO ADD ON TO THE STRESS AND BETRAYAL AND THE LACK OF PROTECTION AND THE SHOTTY HEALTHCARE LEADING TO US HAVING HIGH AS SHIGGIDY BIRTH COMPLICATIONS, AND LESS SHMONEY WHILE DOING MORE IN ENVIRONMENTS THAT DON'T SUPPORT DIVERSITY.

We are tired...

IJS: Puff Diddy, who is innocent unless proven guilty (not until cuz that is like saying he is unofficially and gonna be guilty).  But where there is billowing smoke and red hot ambers there may be a nearby fi'yah!

  #sextrafficking #celebritylawsuits #seancombs #rkelley #betrayal #Lawsuits #raid #fbi #puffdaddy #cassie #cassieventura #federale #womanpodcaster #podcast #podcastersofinstagram #inspiration #podcastlife #womenempowerment #podcasting #womanpodcast #podcaster #blackpodcaster #womenpodcasters #femalepodcaster #femalepodcasts #womenshealth #women #motivation #coaching #podcasthost #woman #enterpreneur #femalepodcasters #stepintoyourpower #writers #author #canadianwomen  #quoteoftheday #quotes #instaquote #marriage #divorce #narcissist #viral #communication #cheating #whitecollarcrime #truecrime  #ypyp #viral #fyp

]]>Triggered by Diddy thinkin' he somebody's daddy!  Bruh!

Dude, stop f'ing with Black women!  You may have a reason but mos def don't have an excuse!

I had an episode all ready and teed up for today but could not post it because of how I feel about this betrayal! Yep, I feel betrayed by this brother who allegedly because of his demons screwed over Black women and was an allegedly model for this Black sons to allegedly do that same. 

(Me yelling) WE DO NOT NEED OUR MEN TO ADD ON TO THE STRESS AND BETRAYAL AND THE LACK OF PROTECTION AND THE SHOTTY HEALTHCARE LEADING TO US HAVING HIGH AS SHIGGIDY BIRTH COMPLICATIONS, AND LESS SHMONEY WHILE DOING MORE IN ENVIRONMENTS THAT DON'T SUPPORT DIVERSITY.

We are tired...

IJS: Puff Diddy, who is innocent unless proven guilty (not until cuz that is like saying he is unofficially and gonna be guilty).  But where there is billowing smoke and red hot ambers there may be a nearby fi'yah!

  #sextrafficking #celebritylawsuits #seancombs #rkelley #betrayal #Lawsuits #raid #fbi #puffdaddy #cassie #cassieventura #federale #womanpodcaster #podcast #podcastersofinstagram #inspiration #podcastlife #womenempowerment #podcasting #womanpodcast #podcaster #blackpodcaster #womenpodcasters #femalepodcaster #femalepodcasts #womenshealth #women #motivation #coaching #podcasthost #woman #enterpreneur #femalepodcasters #stepintoyourpower #writers #author #canadianwomen  #quoteoftheday #quotes #instaquote #marriage #divorce #narcissist #viral #communication #cheating #whitecollarcrime #truecrime  #ypyp #viral #fyp

]]>2b5ccce2-35b3-4f71-a0e6-2aa84a951d0aThu, 28 Mar 2024 05:45:00 -040028:50falsefull77Kitty with a Klutch Don’t no-body care about you…they want to know the value of what's in your purse!Don’t no-body care about you…they want to know the value of what's in your purse!Sis, Imma talk a lil bit about the world of business dynamics, where our personal value sometimes gets all tangled up with the value of the service we provide. In bin’ness, it's not solely about your personal worth cuz get this 👉🏽don’t no-body care about you…they wanna know what you got to offer them/their company and the value of what you are bringing to the table. They wanna know what’s in your 👛 purse! 

So this episode was sparked by a candid {I don't know how to have any other kind :-)} conversation I had with a quasi client/colleague/sista friend urging her to not whine and be labeled as an "angry black woman" or an "entitled Karen" or “emotional" but to instead focus on, in her case, understanding the true value preposition!

You gotta listen, Linda! 

I know, I know I know that it is not always easy but we have to learn how to assess our value and comprehend our worth and then articulate it to the stakeholder in a concise and pro-fes-sha-nal way. Business thrives on relationships, tones, perception, how THEY feel about what you are offering them from out of your purse. 

Don’t burn a bridge and the boat and the land on each side cuz you all in your feelin’s!  You are wheeling and dealing, making moves to get that notch on your belt so you can put that shmoney and that reference in your purse!

Listen in about navigating the fine balance between personal identity and professional success cuz it IS all business, sis! 

At the end of the day you want the word on the street to be “Oh yeah, she's a bad ass ‘itch! KEEPz HER!!!”

Peace. I'm out. ✌🏽🤎✊🏽

OWwXhQvxzUWgGtzv3roh

]]>Sis, Imma talk a lil bit about the world of business dynamics, where our personal value sometimes gets all tangled up with the value of the service we provide. In bin’ness, it's not solely about your personal worth cuz get this 👉🏽don’t no-body care about you…they wanna know what you got to offer them/their company and the value of what you are bringing to the table. They wanna know what’s in your 👛 purse! 

So this episode was sparked by a candid {I don't know how to have any other kind :-)} conversation I had with a quasi client/colleague/sista friend urging her to not whine and be labeled as an "angry black woman" or an "entitled Karen" or “emotional" but to instead focus on, in her case, understanding the true value preposition!

You gotta listen, Linda! 

I know, I know I know that it is not always easy but we have to learn how to assess our value and comprehend our worth and then articulate it to the stakeholder in a concise and pro-fes-sha-nal way. Business thrives on relationships, tones, perception, how THEY feel about what you are offering them from out of your purse. 

Don’t burn a bridge and the boat and the land on each side cuz you all in your feelin’s!  You are wheeling and dealing, making moves to get that notch on your belt so you can put that shmoney and that reference in your purse!

Listen in about navigating the fine balance between personal identity and professional success cuz it IS all business, sis! 

At the end of the day you want the word on the street to be “Oh yeah, she's a bad ass ‘itch! KEEPz HER!!!”

Peace. I'm out. ✌🏽🤎✊🏽

OWwXhQvxzUWgGtzv3roh

]]>9c0a388c-c1ac-4f77-bb27-57e87f7ed377Wed, 20 Mar 2024 05:45:00 -040013:44falsefull66Kitty with a Klutch Why...why...why tell UNSOLICITED Lies...WHY Boo?Why...why...why tell UNSOLICITED Lies...WHY Boo?It is crazy to me that people open their mouths to tell you a lie about something you did not ask them about! Just straight up lying for no apparent reason at all!

WHY Boo, why???

My ex & baby daddy cannot seem to help himself!

Any therapist our here got some insight on this? I literally look them with a completely perplexed look on my face!

I'm down for the lie to save your life, eg. No I am not from NY and I never was part of a crime family (...anymore cuz I'm in the witness protection program and have a whole new past...wink wink)

I am down for the little white lies to not hurt someones feelings, eg. No babe, that dress does not make you look fat! (cuz we are at the event and you cannot change anyway! #thatpart )

Listen to this...

]]>It is crazy to me that people open their mouths to tell you a lie about something you did not ask them about! Just straight up lying for no apparent reason at all!

WHY Boo, why???

My ex & baby daddy cannot seem to help himself!

Any therapist our here got some insight on this? I literally look them with a completely perplexed look on my face!

I'm down for the lie to save your life, eg. No I am not from NY and I never was part of a crime family (...anymore cuz I'm in the witness protection program and have a whole new past...wink wink)

I am down for the little white lies to not hurt someones feelings, eg. No babe, that dress does not make you look fat! (cuz we are at the event and you cannot change anyway! #thatpart )

Listen to this...

]]>e2d8c888-e68f-4dc1-8111-567cfb57a57aWed, 13 Mar 2024 05:48:00 -040028:41falsefull33Kitty with a Klutch Why This Information Is Critically Urgent For Women!Why This Information Is Critically Urgent For Women!Listen...we have to be grown ass women who offer solicited and even some unsolicited knowledge to our youth. Not because their momma and aunties aren't telling them stuff but because they may not...more than likely are not...getting real time, real life, transparent truths on how to thrive in these city streets and corporate hallways.

Don't be a mean girl! Pull up your lace panties and share what you know and leaned to get success...in the boardroom and in the bedroom.

No longer should women need to wonder or wander mentally or physically about tactics and strategies needed to succeed!

#share #mentor #YPYP

]]>Listen...we have to be grown ass women who offer solicited and even some unsolicited knowledge to our youth. Not because their momma and aunties aren't telling them stuff but because they may not...more than likely are not...getting real time, real life, transparent truths on how to thrive in these city streets and corporate hallways.

Don't be a mean girl! Pull up your lace panties and share what you know and leaned to get success...in the boardroom and in the bedroom.

No longer should women need to wonder or wander mentally or physically about tactics and strategies needed to succeed!

#share #mentor #YPYP

]]>51a6dd83-84b2-466b-865b-ad8f25de40ecWed, 13 Mar 2024 05:47:00 -040034:18falsefull22Kitty with a Klutch Introduction: #WhyYouPuttinYourBiz'nessOnFrontStreet❓🤔Introduction: #WhyYouPuttinYourBiz'nessOnFrontStreet❓🤔Get ready for real talk, sis! I'm a no-nonsense woman sharing unfiltered stories on life's highs, lows, and everything in between—kids, exes, career, joy, prison pain, you name it, this life has been a trip! Expect humor, tears, and genuine growth through truth. No names to avoid clap back; it's about my journey and impact, respecting others. Cuz full disclosure doesn't mean full exposure. I'm a soul-focused, tree-hugging, glass ¾ full woman, valuing transparency. "Your Pussy, Your Purse - You Control What Goes In Them!" explores life's sacred moments, reminding us to cherish ourselves. Forget heavy purses; declutter mental shiggidy. Got questions? Reach out; I’ll answer them here. I've walked similar paths. Unfiltered, real, healing vibes.

Peace and Meow for now,

Kitty with a Klutch 😽

]]>Get ready for real talk, sis! I'm a no-nonsense woman sharing unfiltered stories on life's highs, lows, and everything in between—kids, exes, career, joy, prison pain, you name it, this life has been a trip! Expect humor, tears, and genuine growth through truth. No names to avoid clap back; it's about my journey and impact, respecting others. Cuz full disclosure doesn't mean full exposure. I'm a soul-focused, tree-hugging, glass ¾ full woman, valuing transparency. "Your Pussy, Your Purse - You Control What Goes In Them!" explores life's sacred moments, reminding us to cherish ourselves. Forget heavy purses; declutter mental shiggidy. Got questions? Reach out; I’ll answer them here. I've walked similar paths. Unfiltered, real, healing vibes.

Peace and Meow for now,

Kitty with a Klutch 😽

]]>b9ce6b73-98f8-4cb4-825c-64ba8d1e60f9Wed, 13 Mar 2024 05:45:00 -040012:29falsefull11Kitty with a Klutch